About 2 and a half months, just before the Corp got back on, I was at a schools out celebration party. I was drunk at the time, and for some reason I demanded April kick me in balls as hard as possible. My friend had a video camera with him that night in hopes of recording something classic, and this happened to be fucking it. Im standing there by a wall and she just kicked my nuts black. My balls were seriously black and blueish. After about 4 days they were a reddish color. I was worried I wouldn't have kids but im all better now. Luckily I didnt remember the pain at the time but did for the next week. Also, dont you hate when you got your legs crossed and then switch it around and give your gonads a little pinch? Post your nut racking stories!