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    About 2 and a half months, just before the Corp got back on, I was at a schools out celebration party. I was drunk at the time, and for some reason I demanded April kick me in balls as hard as possible. My friend had a video camera with him that night in hopes of recording something classic, and this happened to be fucking it. Im standing there by a wall and she just kicked my nuts black. My balls were seriously black and blueish. After about 4 days they were a reddish color. I was worried I wouldn't have kids but im all better now. Luckily I didnt remember the pain at the time but did for the next week. Also, dont you hate when you got your legs crossed and then switch it around and give your gonads a little pinch? Post your nut racking stories!

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    hahaha.....yo, this is gonna be classic
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    i once got bit in the balls by a porn star...best shit ever


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    one time in the hood, i snorted like 8 percosets an we were boozin, an my cousin been passed out so i sopilt beer on his head......he kicked me in the nutz dead on, coulda killed me an i was sso doped up from those percosets i dindt even feel the shit........fuck. i got kicked mad hard,l.....i could barely sit down for like 3 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intellekt
    i once got bit in the balls by a porn star...best shit ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skale
    ron jeremy?


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    yea sierra bit you in the balls, and i shot 50 cent

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    HAHA Skale you can't post in here without telling your story come on man its common courtesy to tell everyone your worst tesitcle tantrum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skale
    yea sierra bit you in the balls, and i shot 50 cent


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    i cant remember, the last time i got kicked in the balls dinosaurs walked the earth

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    i do remember one time iw as playin baseball with a girl i liked..i was about 8 and she was about 12, and she pitched teh ball and i hit it, and it it her strait in the groin.....it was funny as hell....

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    i misjudged a flyball

    it hit the ground

    hit me in the jewels

    i hit the ground

    it felt like the world ended

    it aint right that that kind of pain is possible
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    Default Re: What's the hardest you got hit in the balls?

    I once slipped of my pedals while driving my bike, and my nuts kinda slammed against the steel...

    I was glad they weren't smashed...

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    i got hit in the nuts with a football once.

    like direct in that area. that was painful.
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    ahh i remember this one time on the beach we wer playin volleyball, and a huge guy spiked the ball and i went to try and save it but it smashed me in the balls fuckin hard....i sat the next round out...


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