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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLEMASTERR View Post
    (Mr. Assassin my name is G Stylemaster, I'll be your court appointed attorney. Relax we'll have you out of here in no time. )

    People of the jury, My client Mr Assassin has been erroneously accused of faggotry, when clearly the prosecution has nothing but circumstantial evidence and statements from suspected homosexuals.
    based on exibit A

    a statement given by shaolin assassin




    my client clearly stated that the question arose from an earlier sexual encounter with a female. the question was directed to dicksucking men of wucorp. a statement which implicitly places my client outside the category of dicksucker or homosexual for that matter.
    mr assassin also followed the man law to a tee, finishing his statement with the required "no homo" to negate any implied homosexuality.




    i move that my client dismissed of all charges.
    UR CLIENT IS GAY, UR GAY FOR TAKEN ON HIS CASE THERE FOR SYMPATHIZING WITH THE GAYS SO ALL OF U GUYS ARE GAYS

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    *sits back and allows G "Cochran" Stylemaster to work his magic

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    Gay

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    The fact that TSA is trying to drag down Skampoe proves TSA to be a snitch. Remember who is actually on trial here!

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    my snitchary is not the issue at hand and thus holds no wieght in this trial

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    i , as a champion of justice, am exempt from such claims of anal exploration. my clients' guilt or innocence of such a crime, ultimately does apply to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diggy View Post
    The fact that TSA is trying to drag down Skampoe proves TSA to be a snitch. Remember who is actually on trial here!
    HES GAY U AND I KNOW IT, AND A SNITCH, THE 2 WORST THINGS U CAN BE!

    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    my snitchary is not the issue at hand and thus holds no wieght in this trial
    FAG

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    im losing interest...
    GET THE FUCK OUT

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    ^ ur a nerd
    UR ON TRIAL HERE FAGGIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    Carry on though you lunatics
    u should log off anyways and step outside and get some fresh new jersey air

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLEMASTERR View Post
    i , as a champion of justice, am exempt from such claims of anal exploration. my clients' guilt or innocence of such a crime, ultimately does apply to me.
    YES THEY DO, GAYS FLOCK TOGETHER SO U R GAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Robbydigital* View Post
    u should log off anyways and step outside and get some fresh new jersey air
    HAHAHAHAA SO WITTY

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    ladys and gentleman of the jury all i ask is that you do whats right. yes my client may have made a mistake in judgment by asking a question hat could be easlily misconstued as gay, yes his name has "ass" in it twice. but that by no mean makes him a pillowbiter.



    waits for the verdict from the jury.


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    ^your not a citizen cause nobody has EVER paid attention to you.


    you can't vote

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    I VOTE GAY!
    BURN THEM AT THE STAKE

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