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Thread: BATTLE MONKS, BATTLE 2: MaXIMus Da MaNtis vs Sleep Sinatra

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    Default BATTLE MONKS, BATTLE 2: MaXIMus Da MaNtis vs Sleep Sinatra

    Round 1


    Sleep sinatra:

    yo i spit wit a flame that rip u from ya dick 2 ya brain/
    readin scripts u a lame mallet's crush ya shit till ya slain/
    musket-blitzin them thangs'll make ya hearstop on impact/
    machete blade slice ya throat bloody bow-tie-an-chinstrap/
    nose divin into a diss track the only way u get a "head start"/
    dont tote guns homie couldnt even blow a "lead fart"/
    im dead sharp n accurate my dick'll quickly smack ya lips/
    the outcomes immaculate the dragon eatin pacifists/


    Maximus Da Mantis:


    Blamm:
    Solid Injection A Sickness You Couldnt Catch If You Was A Black DNA
    Strain In The Sickle Infection(WHAAATTTT)GeT It
    Blamm:
    Fist Rip Thru Intestines Mince You In Sections Bionic Movements Punch
    Sinatra Till He A Blood Filled Erection(COME ON BRING IT)
    Blamm:
    Visual Lazor Slice Tissue Whats Ya Issue - HeavyWeights Get Drop Like
    Muscles Heads Wit No Place Spot(GET IT)
    Blamm:
    This Fag Hot Hittin More Balls Than Willie Mays Rocked - I'll Make Ya Face
    Rot
    Gareentee When I Hit You Pussy It'll Be "Period" Leave Ya Face Split Wit
    Blood Clots(COME ON GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE)The End
    Blamm:
    Stigmata Ya Ace Rip Eyes Outta Ya Face Iris Detection Retinal Infection
    Cornial Inception Is How Ya Vision Is Lessened
    Blamm
    Da Testament Of Battle Emcees This Cat Use To Be A Thieve ...Paralyzed
    Now You Thinkin How To Win But Your Dead Like Cristipher Reeves!!!!
    I Blow Torch Leave The Globe Scorched This "Hoe's" Forced Into The
    Ground Like The Names "Source"
    HeaveyWeight Nah, Never, This Cat Couldnt Dent Me Like Throwin Rocks
    At A Saturn Fender
    I'll Floor Him NIGGA BETTA BRING THE PAIN Split Ya Frame N Shove Ya
    Mouse Pad In Ya Mouth Fag
    Yall Cats Couldnt Be At My Level If I Was Drowned Beneathe Water And
    You Was High Sea
    You Winnin Dis War STOP DREAMIN Its A Dead Shot Like Ya SPAT BLANK
    SEMEN
    Last edited by 444trumpets; 03-16-2008 at 11:59 AM.
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    why is sleep sinatra through..fermex whooped his ass

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    yeah, you dont make any sense 444Trumpets. You said in the previous battle that i had went through, then you said it was 1-1 so we needed another verse, now sleep is through...this is the shittiest tournament ever,lmao






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    naw judges woke up and realized the shit was garbage plus ur herb ass got banned for sumthin so they moved me ahead,sucks 4 u

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    Yo submit yall versus to me then I shall post yall versus at the same time
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    sure sleep...lmfao






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    well i see this battle is intense...I'm not sure if my spinal fluid can handle these levels of severe lyrical excellence....






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    Were Getting Anxious Up In Here...





    LETS FUCKING BATTLE!!!!!YEAH!!!!
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    yeah..severely anxious that might ass is just ready to deconstruct atomic particles from half eaten dime bars.






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    Yo Sleep Whts Good With U??
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    i can see this is another classic battle..i think sleep is just winning it cos he hasnt replied in the longest time...this is a 'see who can post fuck all' thread....am i correct?






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