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    Default Red Bull and other Energy Drinks

    ....Causes rage

    like those zombie people things in 28 days later
    or like in I Am Legend
    and Dawn of the Dead ( New One)

    yall will laugh but
    this is not a joke

    you will roar like an animal and beat people to death
    in a few years

    these drinks cause Rage
    they will lock up the cities

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    you all will turn into monsters

    the taurine they put in these drinks is sperm from mutated bull balls
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    it also contains bile. real talk. bile.

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    redbull tastes like shit... try coffee or somthin

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    I love REDBULL..This ish iz gooood..



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    grease

    notice how they all get angel wings in the commercials?
    subliminal message ...."this shit will kill you"

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    only time i drink redbull is with vodka, ketel 1 preferably

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLEMASTERR View Post
    grease

    notice how they all get angel wings in the commercials?
    subliminal message ...."this shit will kill you"


    I dont think so..Weed is worst and I am doin it..


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    My collection of Red Bull bottles..












    and the harmful side effects of this shit..



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    i know it may sound funny and all
    but i'm extremely serious

    it will soon give those who drink it on a regular extreme rage

    some will just have heart failure

    it does have bile in it

    thats a fact

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    I cant stop drinkin that shit..

    I know that it is harmful tho..


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    red bull fucks u up.


    ur almost certain to get diabeties from that trash and in the short -term , an itchy asshole from all the sugar runnin thru ur system.


    and if ur drinkin it with alcohol, which alot of young ppl are doin these days , its gonna fuck up ur health eventually . ticking time bomb shit.


    also, i heard its banned in france.


    i sacked red bull type drinks a long time ago. now i take ginger ale as a mixer. known for its restorative properties in the stomach.

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    redbull and vodka makes even the ugliest skeezer semi non attractive in a plutonic manner.



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