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    Default Drunken Boxing

    Yes, i wrote this when i was drunk.

    Drunken Boxing

    It's The Legendary Dojo of the Flow where those with Mojo go.

    A steaming drunk sensei staggers into a training room with a bottle of vodka in his hand, to the amusement of several of the students. He belches loudly and moves, eventually, to the centre of the room where a microphone hangs from the cieling by a wire. He grunts, grips the device and turns it on.

    "Pay attention! Stop sniggering you fucks or i'll stomp the daylights out of you!"

    He stops and takes another swig of the bottle.

    "Ahhhh, oh shit. Okay... umm.. where was i? Oh yeah. Today's lesson is drunken boxing. It involves ultolis... utilias... umm... u-til-i-sing an inherbre... inhibi.... erm.. pissed state to build on creativity and multis. Like so..."

    A beats kicks in and, half-unconscious, the sensei holds the cordless.

    I’m straight drunky, staggering with senseless thoughts
    A dreadnaught that extorts, was cut and bled chalk
    I like it raw, fight for more with animal type of roars
    Biting whores, smite with fours, plus ignite a war
    My visions blurry, I’m locked up, imprisoned in cemeteries
    All livid eventually, my wisdom’s forever buried
    Head severed from my body, yet still is blinking oddly
    Speak prophesy’s that be godly, listeners get big ears like noddy
    I power up like mushrooms, fire flowers and stars
    Double my size, set fires, invincibly power through bars
    Speak with towering art, never stuck to babble
    Remaining unrattled ferocious in rapbattles
    Jaw’s break, traps shatter like caught superhuman mice
    With more weight, I snap, splatter anyone who moves me twice
    A lunatic who sooner picks, neglected crackers and groovy spics
    And dope blacks so move with this, verses are luminous

    The sensei breaks off to down what's left of the bottle in his hand and then loses his balance. His fist still grips the mic which he moves back to his mouth.

    "Get to the bar immediately! And i expect to hear some fucking multi's afterwards! Go!!!"

    The students cheer and run from the room. Thus concludes another of the dojo's chapters.
    Last edited by Johnny 6-feet; 03-20-2008 at 07:13 PM.
    Stamping on the testicles of defeat!

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    Last edited by Johnny 6-feet; 08-19-2008 at 12:40 PM.
    Stamping on the testicles of defeat!

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    ill verse man, i liked the mario set up but i dont htink you need all the intro/outro shit ill enuf verse with out it PEACE

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    what he said^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronze Feet View Post
    ill verse man, i liked the mario set up but i dont htink you need all the intro/outro shit ill enuf verse with out it PEACE
    i bet this is a song he wrote and turned into a track so wrote the whole thing out

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