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    Default OK - i'm new in this chamber so dont take the piss

    just please gimme your thoughts

    God forgive me for my bad habit
    drug habit, pass the phone i'll get the shit
    the temptation is there everyday
    keep doing this and be dead i just may
    but when i get high all my problems go away
    and i write ryhmes late at night andearly in the day
    after that i make moves so my bills are payed
    round and round it goes - day after day!

    i say its hayfever but do they know the truth?
    come on good people i wanna see ya proof
    i been hittin coke since way back in my youth
    to be honest its getting a bit long in the tooth
    for instance it really is quite fuckin uncouth
    i'd rather smoke some weed and fly right thru the roof
    whoops, whats this? i just robbed some doe from a poof
    i'm gonna see the man for some lines to soothe
    i had an opportunity-the good or evil to choose
    you know which way i went - you know i'm bad news
    i could snap at any time andblow a fuckin fuse
    and you'd be 6 foot deep - i win - you lose.

    mothafucka i feel ready to rot
    from the inside out i need another shot
    ahhh, now the needles in my vain
    my body seems not to feel any more pain
    hey?! what the fuck man, pass the cocaine
    i need to feel that shit embrace my damn brain
    i'm rushin like a lunatic - trippy - insane!
    the drugs stop me thinking depressed like the rain
    so i sit back, light up and smell the mary jane
    i love her because she the only one who keeps me sane
    got to give up needles but not tattoos
    its a rich life or a young death - gotta choose
    who cares man - i got nothin to lose
    i'm gonna be a 'G' not a 'What?' or a 'Who?'
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    Default x.l.nc Chamber

    what we gonna do now we have no support
    take the law in our hands and dont get caught
    extremists flooding thru every Fuckin english port
    it makes you wonder why our grandfathers died and fought

    its not right that the population lives in fear
    of these sick terrorists coming over here
    when idrive thru london my eyes drops a tear
    to see a spoiled city that was once so dear

    and they say this is only the start of things to come
    go away you sicko's, return to ya slums
    we don't wanna know about ya evil plots or guns
    or your taliban trained up suicide bomber sons

    10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
    3, 2, cock the hammer its time for war
    i always have my gun when i'm in my boundary
    every sun of man blazin steel in our terrortory
    might as well go and live in the East countries
    like iraq, iran or even ifghanistan
    and get hated on by misguided taliban
    no - i will stay here if i can
    andwork to see that scum back overseas
    because now they are taking the piss and the pee
    outta you, outta him and our forefathers and me
    gettin away with planting bombs in our country
    their thinking is messed up, polluted and shitty
    Allah dont teach that you stupid thick twats
    so get with the programme get with the facts
    fuck it i'm gettin down to brass tacks
    you sick fuckin cowards better watch ya fuckin backs
    cos if you want violence then we will wax you to the max
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    Good!
    Maybe went on a tad too long at the end, but the subject was good and the rhymes were clean.
    You from England?

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    Default mama...

    when i was young my ma and i had beef
    16 years old but running the streets
    kicked out of home i thought i would again never see your face
    there isn't a woman alive that could take my mama's place
    always suspended from school and scared to go home
    i could hear you shedding tears whilst i sat in my room alone
    i was a fool with the losers always breaking the rules
    but over the years getting tougher than the other damn fools
    even though pops had bounced there was still plenty of drama
    but being ignorant as i was i always blamed mama
    i had a drink and drug problem which was going away
    when i dived into my music all my problems fade to grey
    spark up a cigerette and drink some OJ
    sit and write some lyrics and everything is ok
    'but dont you drink at all?' i hear you all say
    of course i damn well do just not at the break of the day
    and my moms would always moan about my detailed tattoos
    but i was living for the day i thought i had nothing to lose
    tattoos on my skin of religious art
    some are egyptian but thats a world apart
    i think about the stress i caused her it was hell
    but it was always her who caught me when i fell
    and who would think a cute kid in primary school
    later on in life would run with stupid fools
    i look back on my time and hold my head in my hands
    cos i was acting like a boy when i should have been acting like a man
    but i've seen the light now - i've sorted myself out
    you'll never have to worry again mama - no doubt
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    yeah man, london, thanx for the reply
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

  6. #6
    VZA
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    LOL

    very funny, good job, really made me chuckle. Keep em comin.

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    peace..
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    i think your crazy as was said by gnarls barclay
    trying to even think you can mess with my family
    get the message boy - get real far away
    before you're added to the missing persons list today!
    because down to rest your body we will surely lay
    its fine man i grew up in an evil part of the UK
    in a small section my boys and i call the TK
    but now i spend my days in yellow sun rays
    remember that sayin the sun shines on the righteous?
    that is so true - no one ever crosses us.

    so how many people are scared of our family?
    i will tell you who...every damn body!
    we're here..respect us..get on your knees
    we're so underground we don't even walk the streets
    our men only come out when its dark and late at night
    we're the XLNC's but we don't want a fight
    we run things smooth, yeah, nice and tight
    stop us doing that, you'll be in a cross hair sight
    and the last thing you'll see is a sniper fire light
    and i'll drop your ass from head to toe height
    there's no repurcussions, everything is ok
    and the police are cheap when it comes to pay
    so anything about the above do you have to say?
    i didnt think so or you a visit i will pay....
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    thanks man
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    please gimme feedback peeps
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    please gimme feedback peeps
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    please gimme feedback peeps
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    thanks man
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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