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    LOL...his name is alexander???/ mr. anonymous has a name.
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    why wouldn't i have a name.
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    Yup his name is alexander .

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    i'd love to stay and chat but i got class....luv u vonnie, stay up for me!
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    you haven't had class since birth.
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    Smoke some weed nicca


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula View Post
    Hahahaha .. that reminds me back in highschool with our History teacher .. he was such a douche bag .. no one liked him cause he'd always send someone to the office every single day... so some of us decided to put super glue on the phone in the classroom that he used to call the office to notify them that some student was heading down.

    Hahaha and surely he did call to send someone down to the office... He got so mad we were all just trying so hard to hold out laughter in.. Dude was flipping out, he got beat red in the face yelling " WHO DID THIS!? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?" .. hahah We all got a weeks detention cause no one confessed to who was behind it, but it wasn't so bad cause we just sat in the room and chilled for 30 minutes at lunch.
    lol supaglue is cool
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    Superglue saved me a hospital visit and a shitload of money cause I didnt have insurance at the time

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    these stories that never happened but told like they were to be disguised humour are not funny
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    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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    well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula View Post
    well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies
    i think this statement came 300 nude file downloads too late.



    smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula View Post
    well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies
    loosen ya bra strap i wasn't directing it at you
    Bushido is realised in the presence of death.
    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAN View Post
    theres this chemical in one of the university laboritories that gets super glue off u in seconds. allow getting that shit in your mouth though. da fuk were u doing.
    i was trying to open it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula View Post
    well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies
    No more noodz ?!?!?! awwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard King View Post
    i just needed to open one (not new)




    and it was stuck so i tried opening it with my teeth and all this shit exploded in my mouth FUCK SHIT. it turned almost instantly to plastic between my teeth and on my tongue..argh..i spit it as quick as i could but the remaining parts were quite hard to remove...
    now my mouth and teeth are clean but my tongue is scathing and pinching me like hell...oh shit...
    i'm really not joking
    hahahahahaha funny
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