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    I was bored so I made up some questions for you fuckers to answer. Have some baws and answer honest if you hard enough

    Lets get inside some skulls...

    Basics

    Name?
    Age?
    Height?
    Weight?
    Gender?
    Race?
    Nationality?
    Hairstyle?
    Hair Colour?
    Eye Colour?
    Sexuality?
    Religion?
    Star Sign?
    Profession?
    Marital Status?
    If single, do u have a gf/bf?
    Children?
    Education?

    The boring stuff

    U smoke?
    U drink?
    U use drugs?
    Interests?
    Right or Left handed?
    Weaknesses?
    Fears?
    Ambitions in life?
    Physical feature yer most proud of?
    Do u swear?
    Do u sing?
    Do u dance?
    Shower or bath?
    How often do u shower/bath each day?
    Do you go to a gym?
    If so how many days / week?

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?
    Do you masturbate?
    How often?
    Are you a virgin?
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?
    Have you slept with more than 10 people?
    More than 20?
    More than 30?
    More than 40?
    More than 50?
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
    Favourite sexual position?
    Ever had a 3 some?
    Ever had a 4 some or more?
    Do you enjoy roleplay?
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?
    Ever used any toys in bed?
    Own any? If yes what are they?
    Favourite place to get freaky?
    Music you bang to?
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better?
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?
    Do you watch pornos?
    Do you own pornos?
    Would you ever do a porno?
    Seriously?
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?
    You ever been naked on a cam?
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
    Wanna go camping?
    Do you shave down south?
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha!
    Do you wear condoms?
    Do you like wearing them?
    Ever shagged a celebrity?
    Maddest place you had sex?
    Any fetishes?

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day?
    Do you want kids?
    If so how many?
    Are you in love with anybody?
    Ever been in love?
    Have you ever been dumped?
    Ever been in a proper relationship?
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10?

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets?
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name?
    Do you get on with your family?
    Who do you live wit?
    Any Tattoos?
    Where?
    Any piercings?
    Where?
    Can you drive?
    What do you drive?
    Have you tried sushi?
    Which countries have you visited?
    Which countries do you want to visit?
    Which political party do you vote for?
    Do you like giraffes?
    Ever stole anything?
    Ever been beaten up?
    Ever been shot?
    Ever been stabbed / slashed?
    Ever beat any1 up?
    Ever shot any1?
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1?
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?
    Ever done time in jail?
    Ever witnessed murder?
    Ever seen a dead body?
    U wanna?

    Random

    Ever had a major operation?
    How do you want to die when your time comes?
    How would you NOT wanna go out?
    What did you wanna be as a kid?
    Who do you look up to in life?
    Any regrets in life so far?
    3 words that best describe you?
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite?
    Was your birth an accident?
    Do you know your father?
    U sure?
    Are you homophobic?
    Do you accept homosexuality?
    What about lesbians though?
    And bi bitches?
    Did OJ do it?
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ?
    Wit about Michael Jackson?
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be?
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol.
    Do you even believe in God?
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else?
    D you believe in ghosts?
    Have you ever seen a ghost?
    Have you ever seen a goat?
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man?
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album?

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams?
    Music?
    Food?
    Breakfast Cereal?
    Ice cream flavour?
    Clothing Labels?
    Fragrance / Perfume?
    TV Show?
    Author?
    Movies?
    Actor?
    Actress?
    Animal?
    Colour?
    Car / Bike?
    Magazine?
    Website?
    Trainers / Sneakers?
    Peace!



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    Wow! u really was bored.
    Shaolin Gotz Da Krown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WuBanga36
    Wow! u really was bored.
    Now get some man milk and pour it on. Dont worry Im no expecting answers. Just seein if any1 out there has as much fortitude as myself. Doubt it.
    Peace!



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    lol maaaaaan, brother if I answer all of those we might as well be married. peace


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    Not even if I fell from ten stories high
    Yo, I'ma rule the underground or get shot trying
    No matter how many times I get hit with the hot iron
    I'm not dyin'!" - Sticky Fingaz

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    Make a deal. Females only needa answer the good bit lmao.
    Peace!



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    ^ Lol, too personal.
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    Basics

    Name? Ben
    Age? 31
    Height? 6'3"
    Weight?fluctuates from 225-245
    Gender? M
    Race? Samoan Philipino Native American Mexican
    Nationality? US citizen
    Hairstyle? Bald
    Hair Colour? Black
    Eye Colour? DK Brown
    Sexuality? I LOve Women
    Religion? Truth
    Star Sign? Virgo
    Profession? Director of Staff
    Marital Status? Married
    If single, do u have a gf/bf?
    Children? 2
    Education? 2yrs in Academy of Art
    The boring stuff

    U smoke? Weed
    U drink? Top shelf Alcohol
    U use drugs? Occasionally
    Interests? Art and Life
    Right or Left handed? Right
    Weaknesses? Women
    Fears? ??? Those that are Ignorant and blind
    Ambitions in life?
    Physical feature yer most proud of? My physique
    Do u swear?yes
    Do u sing?yes ,to my daughter all the time
    Do u dance?Hell Yeah
    Shower or bath?Shower daily
    How often do u shower/bath each day? daily
    Do you go to a gym? No, i have my own equipment...every other day
    If so how many days / week?

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? No
    Do you masturbate?Yes
    How often?too often
    Are you a virgin?no
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? sixteen
    Have you slept with more than 10 people?yes
    More than 20?yes
    More than 30?yes
    More than 40?yes
    More than 50?no
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
    Favourite sexual position?69
    Ever had a 3 some?yes
    Ever had a 4 some or more?no
    Do you enjoy roleplay?yes
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?yes
    Ever used any toys in bed?yes
    Own any? If yes what are they?yes...a cat of nine tails,leather handcuffs,blindfold, a feather
    Favourite place to get freaky?outside in public
    Music you bang to?Wu
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better?both
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?Christina Milian
    Do you watch pornos?yes
    Do you own pornos?yes
    Would you ever do a porno?yes
    Seriously?yes
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?nope
    You ever been naked on a cam?yes
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?yes
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...LOL
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
    Wanna go camping?
    Do you shave down south?trim
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha!nope
    Do you wear condoms?yes
    Do you like wearing them?nope
    Ever shagged a celebrity?nope
    Maddest place you had sex?in the bart station on the chairs, outside a bar on the street
    Any fetishes?Ass
    The cheese


    Do you want to marry some day?
    Do you want kids?yes
    If so how many?7
    Are you in love with anybody?yes
    Ever been in love?
    Have you ever been dumped?yes
    Ever been in a proper relationship?
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10?8

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets?nope
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name?Staffordshire Pitbull terrier / Tequila
    Do you get on with your family?
    Who do you live wit?my wife and children
    Any Tattoos?yes
    Where?shoulders,chest,forearm
    Any piercings?yes
    Where?nipple
    Can you drive?yes
    What do you drive?a thunderbird lx
    Have you tried sushi?yes
    Which countries have you visited?Mexico
    Which countries do you want to visit?Canada... too many to list
    Which political party do you vote for?neither fuck politics!!!
    Do you like giraffes?ys
    Ever stole anything?yes
    Ever been beaten up?I've had my lumps
    Ever been shot?nope
    Ever been stabbed / slashed?nope
    Ever beat any1 up?yes
    Ever shot any1?yes
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1?nope
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?
    Ever done time in jail?in holding cells
    Ever witnessed murder?yes
    Ever seen a dead body?yes
    U wanna?

    Random

    Ever had a major operation?no, but was treated for something major
    How do you want to die when your time comes?in Peace
    How would you NOT wanna go out?in agony
    What did you wanna be as a kid?a well known artist
    Who do you look up to in life?my children
    Any regrets in life so far?not meeting some people on here
    3 words that best describe you?Dynamic, Artistic and friendly
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite?no
    Was your birth an accident?no
    Do you know your father?yes
    U sure?yep
    Are you homophobic?no
    Do you accept homosexuality?yes
    What about lesbians though?yes
    And bi bitches?yes
    Did OJ do it?yes
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ?yes
    Wit about Michael Jackson?he's guilty
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be?LSB
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?hmmmm...
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol.yes
    Do you even believe in God?yes..I believe in some higher intelligence
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else?possible
    D you believe in ghosts?yes
    Have you ever seen a ghost?yes
    Have you ever seen a goat?yes
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man?he better
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album?yes

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams?49ers
    Music?wu
    Food?thai
    Breakfast Cereal?basic 4
    Ice cream flavour?rocky road
    Clothing Labels?
    Fragrance / Perfume?Polo Blue/Grey Flannel/Hugo
    TV Show?the simpsons
    Author?
    Movies?
    Actor?johnny depp
    Actress?
    Animal?
    Colour?red
    Car / Bike?
    Magazine?
    Website?
    Trainers / Sneakers?
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    PEaCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bad Man

    Basics

    Age? Twenties
    Height? 6'
    Weight? 219
    Gender? M
    Race? White
    Hairstyle? Close Crop
    Hair Colour? Dirty Blond
    Eye Colour? Green
    Sexuality? Straight
    Religion? None
    Star Sign? Sag
    Profession?
    Marital Status? Single
    Children? 2
    Education? GED

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? No
    U drink? Shoa
    U use drugs? No
    Interests? Wu Corp
    Right or Left handed? Right
    Weaknesses? Does not play well with others
    Fears? Children taken advantage of
    Physical feature yer most proud of? Shoulders
    Do u swear? Shoa
    Shower or bath? Shower
    How often do u shower/bath each day? Depends on how much I work out
    Do you go to a gym? No

    The good stuff

    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? 15
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? No
    Favourite sexual position? Doesn't matter
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Mya
    Do you watch pornos? Shoa
    Do you own pornos? Shoa
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! No

    The cheese

    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 7

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? Cat
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? Silas
    Do you get on with your family? Sorta
    Who do you live wit? Girl and kids
    Any Tattoos? No
    Any piercings? No
    Can you drive? Shoa
    What do you drive? Nothing. Public Transportation
    Have you tried sushi? No
    Which countries have you visited? None
    Which countries do you want to visit? Australia
    Which political party do you vote for? Apolitical
    Ever stole anything? Shoa
    Ever been beaten up? Shoa
    Ever beat any1 up? Shoa
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? Brick
    Ever done time in jail? No

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? Appendectomy
    How would you NOT wanna go out? Drowning
    Any regrets in life so far? Working
    3 words that best describe you? Attitude - Willing - Clean
    Was your birth an accident? No
    Do you know your father? No
    Do you accept homosexuality? Shoa
    Did OJ do it? Shoa
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? Shoa
    Do you even believe in God? Not the conventional one
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? Yes
    D you believe in ghosts? No
    Have you ever seen a ghost? No
    Have you ever seen a goat? Shoa
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? No

    Favourite...

    Breakfast Cereal? Rice Krispies
    Ice cream flavour? Vanilla
    Movies? Samurai
    btw this is cia agents dream thread.
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    everything a stalker needs.........................






















































































    i'll be seeing u around

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    5'10" 165 pounds, native american/white...definantly not afraid of stalkers, that's like bein scared of faggots.

    names ken rabang...nooksack indian, live on nooksack rez, in washington westcoast.

    prolly have a way bigger fam than anyone here, who knows, who cares

    i unno, how the fuck u come up with so many questions badman?

    no, im not tough, that was a joke i guess
    peace
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    if that stalker was Robert De Niro out of cape fear then u would be scared, well i would

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    Fuck that!!! I'll show a stalker how its done I'll be watching him while he thinks he's watching me

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
    if that stalker was Robert De Niro out of cape fear then u would be scared, well i would
    remember that movie "the fan' with deniro an snipes....deniro was fuckin nutso in that to
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    Deniro was craziest in Taxi Driver

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