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    he was a cool mahfucka in goodfellaz
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    I sleep with one eye open, no lie.




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    Quote Originally Posted by bigben
    Fuck that!!! I'll show a stalker how its done I'll be watching him while he thinks he's watching me
    thats whats up bigpain........
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    Haha, peace to BB, Machete and Sicka, Ill post up later. Fuck the feds, doubt they be checkin shit like wu tang sites anyhow.

    I done a questionaire for a chick I was talkin to, she done 1 back. Had a good laugh so I copied them into here and flung in some extras. Was bored as fuck last night man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigben
    Fuck that!!! I'll show a stalker how its done I'll be watching him while he thinks he's watching me
    Lol, some rambo type shit there.
    Peace!



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    Lol, ok, here i go

    Basics

    Name?......................Real name??? Sven
    Age?................................22
    Height?................................6.3
    Weight?..............................220 Pounds
    Gender?...............................Male
    Race?.....................................White
    Nationality?...........................Belgian
    Hairstyle?.............................Slick
    Hair Colour?...............................Black/Brown - Dark Brown
    Eye Colour?.............................Dark Brown
    Sexuality?................................Hetro Sexual
    Religion?.....................................None
    Star Sign?.....................................Taurus
    Profession?....................................... ..Childcare
    Marital Status?.................................Involved
    If single, do u have a gf/bf?
    Children?......................................./
    Education?........................................ .......Cook/Educator

    The boring stuff

    U smoke?..............................Sometimes
    U drink?..................................Yes
    U use drugs?...........................Not Anymore
    Interests?................................Swords,H istory,GFX,Asia,Kung-Fu,......
    Right or Left handed?................Right and left / Born right handed
    Weaknesses?............................Stomach, Heart
    Fears?........................................Spid ers
    Ambitions in life?.................................. . . .
    Physical feature yer most proud of?.................Arms,legs,Shoulders
    Do u swear?................................Yes
    Do u sing?....................................No
    Do u dance?.................................Sure
    Shower or bath?..........................Prefer shower but own bath
    How often do u shower/bath each day?..............................Once a day bath, summertimes, 2 or 3 times.
    Do you go to a gym?...........................Yes
    If so how many days / week?..............................6

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?......................
    Do you masturbate?....................................... Sure thing
    How often?...................................Once a month LOL
    Are you a virgin?.............................No
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?.........................13
    Have you slept with more than 10 people?............................Yes
    More than 20?............................................... ..........Yes
    More than 30?...................................Don't think so no
    More than 40?.....nope
    More than 50?.....nope
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?.........Not more then 50 but have been tested tho
    Favourite sexual position?....................................Spoon
    Ever had a 3 some?............................................. ..Yeah,twice
    Ever had a 4 some or more?...................................No
    Do you enjoy roleplay?..................................LOL no
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?................................Yeeeeeea aaahhh
    Ever used any toys in bed?....................................Yeah
    Own any? If yes what are they?..................yeah, well not me, my girl has them, she has a bump,clitoris stimulator. Rubber thing, goes around my dick,every times it bumps it vibrates LOL, also own handcuffs with fur and some heat ltions with mint taste etc....
    Favourite place to get freaky?..................................My bed ofcourse
    Music you bang to?............................................... ...Soul
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better?......................LOL receiving ofcourse HAHA
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?.................................Tia Carrere
    Do you watch pornos?..................Yup
    Do you own pornos?.................Nope
    Would you ever do a porno?...................Think so, if offered
    Seriously?.....................Yeah, but a nice one, not a kinky one
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?........I might lol
    You ever been naked on a cam?..................................Yeah
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?.....................Yeah, my girl (ain't gonna show y'all!!!)
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin.........Yup
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?...................................Probable
    Wanna go camping?........................................I hate camping...Ain't no hill billie
    Do you shave down south?..................................Not all, some
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha!............................ . . .
    Do you wear condoms?..................................No....no t with my girl....
    Do you like wearing them?....................Hate it...take away the feeling....
    Ever shagged a celebrity?.....................................Hav en't shagged, made out with one tho
    Maddest place you had sex?................................Bar (toilet), My gramps bathroom during family reunion
    Any fetishes?......................................... .No......hmm.....like it RAAAAAWW

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day?..........................No
    Do you want kids?...................................Yes
    If so how many?..............................I want 4 but my girl settles with 3, so.....we'll have 3
    Are you in love with anybody?......................Yes
    Ever been in love?...........................................Ye s
    Have you ever been dumped?...........................No
    Ever been in a proper relationship?...................Right now
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10?...................LOL, I can't answer that, that's not for me to say LOL

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets?..........................................LOL yeah
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name?.................Hamster called Hanzo
    Do you get on with your family?................................Sort off...nah not realy...
    Who do you live wit?..........................................My mom
    Any Tattoos?...................................Yes 2
    Where?............................................ Both upperarms
    Any piercings?............................No
    Where? /
    Can you drive?.......................Yes
    What do you drive?...........................Don't own car, drive various cars, mostly a Skoda Fabia right now
    Have you tried sushi?................Sure
    Which countries have you visited?.......................Hungary,Holland,Ger many,France,Sicily,Tunesia,Sardinia....
    Which countries do you want to visit?.......................Japan,China,Cuba
    Which political party do you vote for?.................................. . . . Green
    Do you like giraffes?............Yeah LOL
    Ever stole anything?......................Yup
    Ever been beaten up?...................................Yup
    Ever been shot?........................................Nope
    Ever been stabbed / slashed?....................Yup
    Ever beat any1 up?....................................Yup
    Ever shot any1?..................................Nope
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1?....................Yup
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?.......................Beer glass
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?.....................Sword
    Ever done time in jail?...................Few months
    Ever witnessed murder?...............Yes
    Ever seen a dead body?.................Yes
    U wanna?............No

    Random

    Ever had a major operation?..........................No
    How do you want to die when your time comes?..................................None natural
    How would you NOT wanna go out?...........................Getting old
    What did you wanna be as a kid?............................Archeologist
    Who do you look up to in life?....................My Uncle (RIP), Ché
    Any regrets in life so far?..........................Yes
    3 words that best describe you?...........................Funny,Raw,emotional (like an egg, soft inside, hard outside)
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite?.........................No LOL
    Was your birth an accident?..........................Yes
    Do you know your father?............................Yes
    U sure?...............Hope so
    Are you homophobic?..............................Was...
    Do you accept homosexuality?...........................Yes
    What about lesbians though?..............................Yes
    And bi bitches?................................Fuck 'em!!!
    Did OJ do it?.........................No way
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ?..........hell no
    Wit about Michael Jackson?..............Hell yeah
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be?..................Meiko Kaji
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?..................................To see God
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol..........No, not enough place LOL
    Do you even believe in God?........No
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else?.................Yes
    D you believe in ghosts?...........................Yes
    Have you ever seen a ghost?........................No
    Have you ever seen a goat?.................LMAO ofcourse
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man?..........No, he's a real boy now
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album?..........................yeeeah

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams?..........................None, hate sports
    Music?....................................... Harcore Hip-Hop
    Food?....................................French Fries...no BELGIAN Fries...fucking French stole it.....
    Breakfast Cereal?........................Honey balls
    Ice cream flavour?...........................Banana
    Clothing Labels?.....................................Dunno
    Fragrance / Perfume?.........................Boss Badisarini
    TV Show?..........................................Sop ranos
    Author?........................None
    Movies?......................Pulp Fiction,Seven Samuraï,menace II Society,Saw,Once upon a time in America,Goodfellas,Kill Bill, Lady Snowblood,Azumi,The Odd Couple
    Actor?.....................Robert DeNiro,Sammo Hung,Joe Pesci,Steve Buscemi,Herbey keitel
    Actress?...................Uma Thurman,Meiko Kaji,Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts
    Animal? .....................Cat
    Colour? ..............................Black.....Red
    Car / Bike?..........................Chevy Impala '59
    Magazine?...........................Ché
    Website?.......................................... .. www.warcloud-forum.r8.org
    Trainers / Sneakers?...........................Adidas, And1





    Pfffff that took loooooooooonnnnggg man.....
    "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path
    of torment. I know none other as sure..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bad Man
    I was bored so I made up some questions for you fuckers to answer. Have some baws and answer honest if you hard enough

    Lets get inside some skulls...

    Basics

    Name?
    Age? 21
    Height? 6FT
    Weight? 10 ST
    Gender? M
    Race? WELSH
    Nationality? WELSH
    Hairstyle? NONE
    Hair Colour? LIGHT BROWN
    Eye Colour? BROWN
    Sexuality? STR8
    Religion? NONE
    Star Sign? ARIES
    Profession? ACCOUNTS
    Marital Status? SINGLE
    If single, do u have a gf/bf? YES
    Children? N
    Education? YES

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? DOPE
    U drink? NO
    U use drugs? YES WEED
    Interests? LADIES, WEED, SELF ASSESMENTS
    Right or Left handed? RIGHT
    Weaknesses? RATS I HATE EM
    Fears? RATS
    Ambitions in life? I THINK A FAMILY IS MOST IMPORTANT
    Physical feature yer most proud of? MY FACE
    Do u swear? YES
    Do u sing? YES
    Do u dance? YES (BADLY)
    Shower or bath? SHOWER
    How often do u shower/bath each day? 1 OR 2
    Do you go to a gym? NAH
    If so how many days / week? NONE I GOT SHIT

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? NAH
    Do you masturbate? YES
    How often? PLENTY ITS HEALTHLY FOR YOU
    Are you a virgin? NAH
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? @15 TOO YOUNG IMO
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? NO
    More than 20?
    More than 30?
    More than 40?
    More than 50?
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
    Favourite sexual position? HER ON TOP CHYEAH!
    Ever had a 3 some? NAH NOT YET
    Ever had a 4 some or more? NAH
    Do you enjoy roleplay?
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? YEAH I 3SOME WIT TWO BANGIN GIRLS
    Ever used any toys in bed? UM NAH
    Own any? If yes what are they?
    Favourite place to get freaky? BEDROOM 4 ME COUCHES ARE COOL TOO
    Music you bang to? SOME SMOOTH SHIT
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better?
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?
    Do you watch pornos? OCCASIONALLY
    Do you own pornos? YES 2
    Would you ever do a porno? UM YEAH I WOULDNT WANT MY FACE INIT THO
    Seriously? CHYEAH!
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? NAH
    You ever been naked on a cam? NAH
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? NAH
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... LOL
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? FUCK YEAH
    Wanna go camping? LOL
    Do you shave down south? TRIM
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! NAH
    Do you wear condoms? ONLY WHEN I NEED TO!
    Do you like wearing them? NAH I DONT
    Ever shagged a celebrity? NAH
    Maddest place you had sex? OUTDOORS
    Any fetishes? NOT THAT I KNOW OF

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? YEH
    Do you want kids? HELL YEAH PLENTY OF..
    If so how many? AT LEAST 4
    Are you in love with anybody? NAH
    Ever been in love? YUP
    Have you ever been dumped? YUP
    Ever been in a proper relationship? YUP
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 8/10

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? YES
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? DOG, OLLIE
    Do you get on with your family? HELL YEAH THEY MOST IMPORTANT TO ME
    Who do you live wit? MAM
    Any Tattoos? YES
    Where? DRAGON, THE GATE TO HEAVEN AND A TIGER ALL ON MY ARMS
    Any piercings? NAH
    Where?
    Can you drive? YEAH
    What do you drive? FIAT PUNTO CHYEAH!
    Have you tried sushi? YEA
    Which countries have you visited? ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, SPAIN, GREECE, IBIZA, HONG KONG
    Which countries do you want to visit? THAILAND
    Which political party do you vote for? UKLCA
    Do you like giraffes? SO SO I LIKE THEIR NECKS
    Ever stole anything? YUP IM NOT PROUD
    Ever been beaten up? YEAH BY MY OLDER BROTHER LOADS
    Ever been shot? NOPE
    Ever been stabbed / slashed? NAH
    Ever beat any1 up? YEP ONLY IT WAS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON!
    Ever shot any1? NAH
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1? NOPE
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? I BEEN HIT WIT ALLSORTS
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? UM A KROOKLOCK
    Ever done time in jail? NO
    Ever witnessed murder? NO
    Ever seen a dead body? NO
    U wanna? MAYBE

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? NOPE
    How do you want to die when your time comes? UM MAYBE HEAD CHOPPED OFF
    How would you NOT wanna go out? FR
    What did you wanna be as a kid? AN ARTIST
    Who do you look up to in life? DAD
    Any regrets in life so far? LIFES TOO SHORT 4 REGRETS
    3 words that best describe you?
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? I HONESTLEY DOUBT IT
    Was your birth an accident? MAYBE
    Do you know your father? YUP
    U sure? YES
    Are you homophobic? NO
    Do you accept homosexuality? NO
    What about lesbians though? I LIKE WATCHING
    And bi bitches? AS ABOVE
    Did OJ do it? I DUNNO
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? NO
    Wit about Michael Jackson? I DUNNO
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? THE RZA
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol.
    Do you even believe in God? YEA
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? NOPE
    D you believe in ghosts? YES
    Have you ever seen a ghost? NO BUT I SEEN PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF ONE
    Have you ever seen a goat? LOL WTF YEAH THEY COOL
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? HELL YEAH
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? OF COURSE I DO

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams? LIVERPOOL FC
    Music? THE CLAN
    Food? FRUIT
    Breakfast Cereal? RICE CRISPIES
    Ice cream flavour? NOPE
    Clothing Labels? NO PREFERENCE I DO LIKE MAKAVELI CLOTHING THO
    Fragrance / Perfume? BOSS
    TV Show? SPACED
    Author? MARIO PUZO
    Movies? FRIDAY
    Actor? DE NIRO
    Actress? NICOLE KIDMAN
    Animal? TIGERS
    Colour? YELLOW
    Car / Bike? PORSCHE
    Magazine? NONE FULL OF ADS THESE DAYS
    Website? WU-TANG CORP BABY!
    Trainers / Sneakers? PUMA'S, REEBOKS OR NIKE'S
    Shit Im bored @ work so I filled it in now you all know me!

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    Basics

    Name? Boby
    Age? 20 on 23 august
    Height? dunno.... average
    Weight? don't know...
    Gender? male
    Race? romanian... heheh....i think one of my great grandpaz was greek
    Nationality? romanian
    Hairstyle? very short
    Hair Colour? brown
    Eye Colour? brown
    Sexuality? straight
    Religion? none
    Star Sign? don't believe in this shit... i think leo
    Profession? tax free shit
    Marital Status? single
    If single, do u have a gf/bf? not really
    Children? no
    Education? about 8 years of this shit

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? just weed
    U drink? yea, i drink beer all the time
    U use drugs? no
    Interests? art.... whateva makes me think.... cause that's my fav thing to do
    Right or Left handed? right
    Weaknesses? 1. i'm a good person 2. i care about 3 ppl
    Fears? none....
    Ambitions in life? stay high
    Physical feature yer most proud of? eyes. nahmsayin
    Do u swear? yea
    Do u sing? no
    Do u dance? no
    Shower or bath? shower. no time for bath
    How often do u shower/bath each day? dunno... sometimes i don't shower at all
    Do you go to a gym? no... i used to go to a boxin club
    If so how many days / week? ...

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? dunno
    Do you masturbate? no.. i'm gettin pussy...
    How often? ....
    Are you a virgin? no
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? 13
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? y
    More than 20? y
    More than 30? y
    More than 40? y
    More than 50? yea
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV? no...
    Favourite sexual position? doggy
    Ever had a 3 some? no
    Ever had a 4 some or more? no
    Do you enjoy roleplay? no
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? no
    Ever used any toys in bed? no
    Own any? If yes what are they? no
    Favourite place to get freaky? the girl's place
    Music you bang to? MF Doom, Madlib
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better? receivin
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Angelina Jolie
    Do you watch pornos? not really
    Do you own pornos? no
    Would you ever do a porno? no
    Seriously? nah, man
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? i wouldn't like that
    You ever been naked on a cam? nah
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? nah
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... heh, no way
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? yea.... i'd find those fuckers and kill'em
    Wanna go camping? haha
    Do you shave down south? haha...
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! yea, small shit
    Do you wear condoms? nah. never wore one
    Do you like wearing them? no way... what is that shit?!
    Ever shagged a celebrity? no
    Maddest place you had sex? da opera
    Any fetishes? no

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? fuck no
    Do you want kids? nah... wouldn't want to bring anyone into this world
    If so how many? ...
    Are you in love with anybody? i think so... dunno
    Ever been in love? ^^
    Have you ever been dumped? never
    Ever been in a proper relationship? just one
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 8

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? i had...
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? wolves. Astor and ... can't remember
    Do you get on with your family? don't have one any more
    Who do you live wit? alone
    Any Tattoos? yea... a suicidal clown... some E.Cioran and Nietzche quotes... and i wanna make a Vlad the Impaler tatoo, haha
    Where? hands, chest
    Any piercings? no
    Where? ...
    Can you drive? don't have a car....
    What do you drive? everything i get my hands on
    Have you tried sushi? yea
    Which countries have you visited? none
    Which countries do you want to visit? Jamaica.....
    Which political party do you vote for? never voted.. never will
    Do you like giraffes? no
    Ever stole anything? haha... fuck yea, i'm romanian, hehe
    Ever been beaten up? hell yea
    Ever been shot? no
    Ever been stabbed / slashed? yea
    Ever beat any1 up? yea
    Ever shot any1? no
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1? no
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? one of them cocktail cans
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? no weird obj
    Ever done time in jail? no
    Ever witnessed murder? no
    Ever seen a dead body? a lot
    U wanna? no

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? no
    How do you want to die when your time comes? no. i'd like to live forever
    How would you NOT wanna go out? like a sucker
    What did you wanna be as a kid? can't remember.... to much shit ever since
    Who do you look up to in life? some dude in my dreams.... it's actually me...
    Any regrets in life so far? tons
    3 words that best describe you? mentally fuckin invincible
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? dunno..
    Was your birth an accident? no
    Do you know your father? yea, he was a great man, but too honest... this shit killed him
    U sure? yea, i'm sure, bro
    Are you homophobic? nah... don't really care
    Do you accept homosexuality? don't care
    What about lesbians though? don't care
    And bi bitches? they cool
    Did OJ do it? yea
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? yea
    Wit about Michael Jackson? i don't know, man... not sure
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? my girl... she's in London
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? ...
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol........
    Do you even believe in God? no. there's no such thing
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? nah
    Have you ever seen a ghost? nah
    Have you ever seen a goat? yea
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? nah
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? no. it'd be wack

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams? Steaua Bucharest. AC Milan
    Music? rap
    Food? pork steak, suckas
    Breakfast Cereal? nah.. what is that wack shit?!
    Ice cream flavour? vanilla, chocolate
    Clothing Labels? wu wear, some nike.... puma
    Fragrance / Perfume? don't really have a favorite
    TV Show? romanian talkshows bout football... fuckin hilarious... fightin and shit
    Author? .....
    Movies? Cool Hand Luke, Casablanca, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction... all of Hitchcock's shit
    Actor? Pacino... Bogart, Cagney.... Steve Buscemi is hilarious..... Brando
    Actress? Lauern Baccal, Bette Davis... Sharon Stone.... Angelina Jolie...
    Animal? wolf, lion...
    Colour? purple
    Car / Bike? Ferarri 250 Maranello 1958
    Magazine? comics.... love;em
    Website? no favorite....
    Trainers / Sneakers? pumas... simple shit.....


    peace
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    nobody fucks w/ romanian food, just look at this shit, sarmale

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    ^it looks like 4 bits of jobby with a side order of vomit

    no offence

    In the ways of the world today
    It's so easy for us to stray away
    Trying to keep our mind from all the drugs and crime
    Material things keep us blind

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    yea, maybe, but you got tourists fuckin sellin their houses and movin here, man, for real.

    edit: there's meat inside that shit. haha
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    Haha, peace to 09, WKB and oo2. 09 had me in stitches, whats mad is every1 who posted got mad shit in common wit each other.
    Peace!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bringoutthegimp
    ^it looks like 4 bits of jobby with a side order of vomit

    no offence
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    Basics

    Name? Alex
    Age? 13
    Height? 5'10''
    Weight? 120
    Gender? male/ sometimes not
    Race? winner
    Nationality? asian
    Hairstyle? shit i donno, cavehead
    Hair Colour? dark brown
    Eye Colour? brown
    Sexuality?hella horny
    Religion? fuck religion
    Star Sign? big dipper son!
    Profession? masturbation/techniques
    Marital Status? single
    If single, do u have a gf/bf? no son! im single!
    Children? little ones floatin in the sack
    Education? not too smart, learning quickly

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? yeah
    U drink? yeah
    U use drugs? yeah
    Interests? dirty pussy, eating out young girls
    Right or Left handed? left
    Weaknesses? ball kicking, dangerouse men, big bad men
    Fears? the forest filled with DEMONS!
    Ambitions in life? to have sex?
    Physical feature yer most proud of? my huge cock son
    Do u swear? yeah
    Do u sing? yeah
    Do u dance? i play the wall
    Shower or bath? shower, baths get your shit back on you
    How often do u shower/bath each day? everyday, on occasion i skip to get funky for ya
    Do you go to a gym? no
    If so how many days / week? never, im a little bitch

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? penis is big ass willy, balls fred and joehanesburg asshole is dirtycavedweller
    Do you masturbate? hell yeahhhhhhhh
    How often? everyday, once i did ten times and my cock was throbbing with pain.
    Are you a virgin? yes, cause i only suck cock. but no, im just wack
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? my mind is pretty fucked, not my syphilis dick
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? yeah, didnt fuck any, most were men
    More than 20? i donno about that many
    More than 30?NO
    More than 40?NONONONO
    More than 50? fucking gay questions
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV? i was when i masturbated 10 times in a row
    Favourite sexual position? shit in my eyes and piss in her mouth
    Ever had a 3 some? jackoff festival with my friends girlfriend and my cousin who was like touch my vaginaaaaa
    Ever had a 4 some or more? no
    Do you enjoy roleplay? not really
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? sex with my cousin, sex with little girls at the park, sex with my ex
    Ever used any toys in bed?
    Own any? If yes what are they? some of you know about my incounter with the pencil in my asshole
    Favourite place to get freaky? at friends houses so i can jiz on their pillows
    Music you bang to? bloodsandcrips bangin on wax because they bang aswell
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better? giving, especially when im coifed on
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? my ex girlfriend, just cause i like girls i know more than stars
    Do you watch pornos? yeah
    Do you own pornos? yeah, just the gay ones
    Would you ever do a porno? hell yeah, i know some fine gimps
    Seriously? yeah....?
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? NO SON@!#z25
    You ever been naked on a cam? yeah when i talk to girls online and they are like seecockplease?
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? nope
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... i do, you want some big boy?
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? hell yeah, but i would be like its cool though he cummed on my head and not on my lips
    Wanna go camping?not really
    Do you shave down south? i shaved the sides yesterday, it gets too itchy so i doubt i will anymore
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! syphilis, and gonnorea
    Do you wear condoms? no, not regularly
    Do you like wearing them? once in a while
    Ever shagged a celebrity? haha no
    Maddest place you had sex? girlfriends mom's room while she was sleeping in there
    Any fetishes? yeah piss, poop, anuses so big rocks can be thrown in them

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? yeah
    Do you want kids? yeah
    If so how many? 3
    Are you in love with anybody? yeah
    Ever been in love? yeah
    Have you ever been dumped? yeah
    Ever been in a proper relationship? yeah
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? i would rate myself 4, you guys would all rate me 10

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? no
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? penis, big ass willy
    Do you get on with your family? uhhhhh horny with them???
    Who do you live wit? dad
    Any Tattoos? no, just the syphilis scars
    Where? penis and arms
    Any piercings? no
    Where? no
    Can you drive? yes i can, but am not allowed
    What do you drive? i got an alfaremayo or w/e that my uncles giving me
    Have you tried sushi? yeah
    Which countries have you visited? california, mexico, canada, phillipines, toronto, san francisco, etc...
    Which countries do you want to visit? south africa
    Which political party do you vote for? the guy who was green colored and liked trees
    Do you like giraffes? they are okay, smaller penis then me
    Ever stole anything? yeah
    Ever been beaten up? hell yeah
    Ever been shot? with cum yes
    Ever been stabbed / slashed? slashed a few times
    Ever beat any1 up? yeah
    Ever shot any1? no
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1? yes
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? a frisbee, a fork, and a boot all purposely thrown
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? maybe my balls or a pencil
    Ever done time in jail? no
    Ever witnessed murder? yeah
    Ever seen a dead body? yeah
    U wanna? i have

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? no
    How do you want to die when your time comes? with pussies on my cock
    How would you NOT wanna go out? with no pussies on my cock
    What did you wanna be as a kid? i wanted to be a fucking explorer and i was
    Who do you look up to in life? honestly all you wucorp guys, i love you all and i dont have too many good friends.
    Any regrets in life so far? yeah, trying to kill myself
    3 words that best describe you? weird, sexual, a kid
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? yeah i seen her balls
    Was your birth an accident? nope, i wish. that would piss my dad off a lot hahahaha
    Do you know your father? yeah
    U sure? pretty sure
    Are you homophobic? on ocassion
    Do you accept homosexuality? not if they biting on my cock
    What about lesbians though? lesbians are dope
    And bi bitches? my ex is one, she still has a nice pussy
    Did OJ do it? i dont even know this story
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? yeah, he is black....lol jk, i dont know the story!
    Wit about Michael Jackson? he is a good dancer
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? thats hard, AK Spray, G, Lucky, Skale, Sicka, Ron, Wucorpers...... or U-God
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? probably a no gag reflex
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. i dont need three dicks
    Do you even believe in God? yeah, but i dont believe in religion. god is just a man that im cool with
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? yeah, we comeback as cameltoes
    D you believe in ghosts? yes
    Have you ever seen a ghost? yes i have
    Have you ever seen a goat? yeah, WUTANGCLAN
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? no, they are real boys' balls
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? YES!!!!!!

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams? Expos International Baseball
    Music? Wu tang, MF DOOM, AK SPRAY, G, Tuco, etc....
    Food? french fries
    Breakfast Cereal? i havent ate breakfast for a couple years now, seriously
    Ice cream flavour? ummm whatcha call it??? uhhhh, damn umm... yellow custard!
    Clothing Labels? anything
    Fragrance / Perfume? origional
    TV Show? dave chapelle
    Author? j.d. salinger
    Movies? sin city
    Actor? brad pitt, matt damon, johnny depp
    Actress? denzel washington
    Animal? PUGS!
    Colour? red
    Car / Bike? MONGOOSE!
    Magazine? hustler
    Website? wutangcorp.com and gaypornos.com
    Trainers / Sneakers? adidas and wallys

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    Cheers Bobby, u just made my day for real lol.

    Favourite place to get freaky? at friends houses so i can jiz on their pillows

    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? yeah, we comeback as cameltoes

    Hahahaha!
    Peace!



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