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    well shit, i dont wanna lie. i express myself through what i see and not want my penis wants to fuck

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    Basics

    Name? Lewis
    Age? 17
    Height? 6' 0''
    Weight? around 150 i dont know.
    Gender? Male
    Race? Caucasion.
    Nationality? British.
    Hairstyle? Short Back And Sides.
    Hair Colour? Brown.
    Eye Colour? Green, hint Of Hazel.
    Sexuality? Straight.
    Religion? None.
    Star Sign? Aries.
    Profession? Mc.
    Marital Status? Single
    If single, do u have a gf/bf? ^
    Children? Someday.
    Education? College.

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? Sometimes, Only herb though.
    U drink? No.
    U use drugs? Marijuana, shrooms before.
    Interests? Mcing, Writing, Basketball, Tagging, Music, the usual.
    Right or Left handed? Right.
    Weaknesses? Saying Yes.
    Fears? Paranoia. ^
    Ambitions in life? Leave Somthing To Be Proud Of.
    Physical feature yer most proud of? errr, i dont know.
    Do u swear? Yes.
    Do u sing? Somtimes.
    Do u dance? Only When Im In Work.
    Shower or bath? Shower.
    How often do u shower/bath each day? 1.
    Do you go to a gym? No.
    If so how many days / week? ^

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? Nope.
    Do you masturbate? Who Doesnt.
    How often? Once a day or every other, depends.
    Are you a virgin? Yes.
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? ^
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? No.
    More than 20?
    More than 30?
    More than 40?
    More than 50?
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
    Favourite sexual position? Doggy.
    Ever had a 3 some?
    Ever had a 4 some or more?
    Do you enjoy roleplay? Try almost anything once.
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? indeed.
    Ever used any toys in bed? : \ no
    Own any? If yes what are they? No.
    Favourite place to get freaky? Wherever.
    Music you bang to? Deffinately some Warcloud. LOL. joking.
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better? Either.
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Jessica Alba.
    Do you watch pornos? Yea.
    Do you own pornos? Not atm.
    Would you ever do a porno? No.
    Seriously? Yes.
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? Wouldnt do it.
    You ever been naked on a cam? No.
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? No.
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? i dont want to go there..
    Wanna go camping? sure.
    Do you shave down south? Wtf?
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! no.
    Do you wear condoms? would do yes.
    Do you like wearing them? hmm i dont care.
    Ever shagged a celebrity? Yes every time i clsoe my eyes.
    Maddest place you had sex?
    Any fetishes? Pink.

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? Yes
    Do you want kids? Yes
    If so how many? 3-4
    Are you in love with anybody? No
    Ever been in love? No
    Have you ever been dumped? Yes
    Ever been in a proper relationship? Yes
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? i dont know. 6-7.

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? Yes
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? Dog, Eric, Loads of Tropical Fish.
    Do you get on with your family? Yes
    Who do you live wit? My Dad.
    Any Tattoos? No
    Where?
    Any piercings? No
    Where?
    Can you drive? Not Yet
    What do you drive? Not Yet
    Have you tried sushi? No
    Which countries have you visited? Germany, France, Holland.
    Which countries do you want to visit? Aussie, Usa.
    Which political party do you vote for? None.
    Do you like giraffes? sure.
    Ever stole anything? yes.
    Ever been beaten up? Nope.
    Ever been shot? no.
    Ever been stabbed / slashed? no.
    Ever beat any1 up? Not really.
    Ever shot any1? No.
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1? No.
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? hmm, dunno.
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? dunno.
    Ever done time in jail? Nope.
    Ever witnessed murder? Nope.
    Ever seen a dead body? Nope.
    U wanna? Sure.

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? Yes.
    How do you want to die when your time comes? Heroically.
    How would you NOT wanna go out? Bysomthing that should got the guy infront of me.
    What did you wanna be as a kid? Many things, a lawyer i think.
    Who do you look up to in life? People who respect others.
    Any regrets in life so far? Yes.
    3 words that best describe you? Funny, Sarcastic, GoodPersonality. oops i cheated.
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? Who cares.
    Was your birth an accident? No, i was meant to be a twin but i killed my twin :\
    Do you know your father? Yes
    U sure? Yes
    Are you homophobic? No
    Do you accept homosexuality? People are Free to be their own person.
    What about lesbians though? Yes.
    And bi bitches? Yes.
    Did OJ do it? Lol. If i was black i woulda though OJ was innocent.
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? I dont know, i wasnt reallyold enough to understand what it was.
    Wit about Michael Jackson? Dont care.
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? Jessica Alba.
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? Immortality.
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. umm why would i need one.
    Do you even believe in God? I beleive there is some higher form of being out there.
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? Yes.
    D you believe in ghosts? No.
    Have you ever seen a ghost?No.
    Have you ever seen a goat? No.
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? I beleive he had none.
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? Yes.

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams? Liverpool, St Louis Rams.
    Music? HIP_HOP!
    Food? Chinese, KFC.
    Breakfast Cereal? Cornflakes, Coco pops 8)
    Ice cream flavour? Vanilla.
    Clothing Labels? I prefer Specific Styles, not Labels.
    Fragrance / Perfume? Calvin Klein.
    TV Show? Whatevers worth watching.
    Author? Dont Read much.
    Movies? Fear n loathing in las vegas.. lots more.
    Actor? Jonny Depp, Samuel L.
    Actress? Cant Think of Any. Jessica Alba.
    Animal? Meer Kat.
    Colour? Yellow.
    Car / Bike? Honda.
    Magazine? XXL.
    Website? Numerous.
    Trainers / Sneakers? ES.
    If I Offend You .. Fuck You I Intend To ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
    everything a stalker needs.......................

    i know! mouhahahaha!
    i will be watching you

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    Basics

    Name?...............harry
    Age? .................42
    Height? ................5'3
    Weight? ..................273.2
    Gender? .............m
    Race? .............some times i win
    Nationality? ............usa
    Hairstyle?..............horse shoe
    Hair Colour?.............a mix of salt and pepper
    Eye Colour? ...............dark red
    Sexuality?....................o i get horny
    Religion? ....................uhhh god
    Star Sign?............p
    Profession? ...................a true gamer
    Marital Status? .........................i know a lil kung fu but y do u want to know my martil arts statis.....ok blue belt
    If single, do u have a gf/bf?..................yea .. we talk all the time on line
    Children?........................................1 0 ...10 fingers
    Education?.,.....................jedi

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? ...........smoken hot
    U drink? ..............hell yea its cool
    U use drugs? ...........yea ,,,some hart burn stuff once in awhile
    Interests?...................to be the best of the best at unrealtournament
    Right or Left handed?...........i use both its to big to use only one hand
    Weaknesses?.........................the shotgun i allways get killd when i use that
    Fears?.........................................bei ng last place of the stat list after a good online game
    Ambitions in life?.................................i told u
    Physical feature yer most proud of?..................my 4the nip...its huge
    Do u swear? .................................................y ea...all gammers do
    Do u sing? ....................................only when i take a shit.....it calms me down
    Do u dance? ...........................................yea when i win....i do the moon walk....on carpit
    Shower or bath? .................................................n one...i let my cat lick the dirt off me
    How often do u shower/bath each day? ..............well once a day...dont want her toung to falloff
    Do you go to a gym?.............................naw got one in the house.....2 1/2 pounds waights
    If so how many days / week?...................once a month

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?...............cyborg iliminater
    Do you masturbate? .................................................. .............ahh yea who dosent
    How often? ...................................20......20 mins for atleast 2 or 3 times a day
    Are you a virgin?........................................... ...ahh no...i mastebate duh that counts
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?..............12
    Have you slept with more than 10 people?........o yea........100's u know how much porn i watch

    More than 20?
    More than 30?
    More than 40?
    More than 50?-------------------------------------------------------
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?.....................o its safe
    Favourite sexual position?.......................................i like to but mu foot on the desk and stroke real hard and slow...like im doing doggie


    Ever had a 3 some?
    Ever had a 4 some or more?........................ahh yea...
    Do you enjoy roleplay?...................................yes
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?,,,,to accutly sleep with a women in my bed....my mom still wont let me

    Ever used any toys in bed?......................yea i got a good amount of power ranger action guys

    Own any? If yes what are they?.......................
    Favourite place to get freaky?..............................on my hand
    Music you bang to?..........................................tecno or what ever my games have in them
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better?..............................ahhh hell yea...never done it yet
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?....allredy did
    Do you watch pornos?.................duh
    Do you own pornos?........duh
    Would you ever do a porno?...........ahh yea
    Seriously?
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?i do it all the time no biggie
    You ever been naked on a cam?..................duh
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?...................ahh no
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
    Wanna go camping?
    Do you shave down south? o yea ...my ass gets real hairy at times
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha!...............mmmm no
    Do you wear condoms?...............yea some times when my hand is dirty
    Do you like wearing them?.............its ok...keeps falling off they make them way to big
    Ever shagged a celebrity?......................aahh yea
    Maddest place you had sex?......................................i did it in fron of a high school..just me and my hand....good times


    Any fetishes?.........yea i...told u i own a cat

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? ....hell no
    Do you want kids? ....................y u gonna kick my balls...thats a trick q...
    If so how many?
    Are you in love with anybody? ..........yea ...this chick across the street...untill she close the blinds....bitch

    Ever been in love? ............................duh
    Have you ever been dumped?............................what ...yea ..i take a shit atleast 2 times a day

    Ever been in a proper relationship?....................................w hat
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? .........o def a 9 im not that good looking but im good looking

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets?...........................................ho w many times u gonna ask ..a cat
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? ..............yugio
    Do you get on with your family? .................................ahh some times...with my mom. she gets horny too

    Who do you live wit? .......mom
    Any Tattoos?..............................no
    Where?
    Any piercings?no
    Where?
    Can you drive?........................yea i drive go carts every summer when i go out on vac
    What do you drive?...............................go carts...damn
    Have you tried sushi? .............................ahh what the hell is that
    Which countries have you visited? ..............well i visited atleast 3...yea...uhhh la, md, and ny

    Which countries do you want to visit? .........ttexes seems cool
    Which political party do you vote for? ....none
    Do you like giraffes? .................yea
    Ever stole anything? ....................ahh yea .. i hacked my frinds game account..it was a rush

    \Ever been beaten up? .........yea a lot ...how did u know
    Ever been shot?
    Ever been stabbed / slashed?
    Ever beat any1 up?
    Ever shot any1?
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1?
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?...................a rocket..in unrealtounament
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?
    Ever done time in jail?
    Ever witnessed murder?...................all the time ..in my game
    Ever seen a dead body?................ahh yea
    U wanna?

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    Quote Originally Posted by akabobbyd
    well shit, i dont wanna lie. i express myself through what i see and not want my penis wants to fuck
    Thats deep

    Right, spose I better do mine...


    Basics

    Name? Allan
    Age? 22
    Height? 6,1"
    Weight? 210-230? will check in 4 weeks...
    Gender? Male
    Race? White
    Nationality? Scottish, 1/4 Irish
    Hairstyle? Hair is for females
    Hair Colour? Blonde I hink, shaved it since I was bout 10
    Eye Colour? Blue
    Sexuality? Straight
    Religion? Catholic
    Star Sign? Aries (lotta shite though)
    Profession? Fighter, coach, personal trainer, pt bouncer
    Marital Status? Single
    If single, do u have a gf/bf? Naw
    Children? Dont hink so
    Education? Higher National Diploma in Sport and Exercise Science

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? Naw, never have, never will
    U drink? No anymore naw
    U use drugs? Naw, my body is a temple
    Interests? Fight shit, training, bodybuildin, women, rap, films, football, NFL, athletics, chessboxin, etc;
    Right or Left handed? Right
    Weaknesses? Loss my temper too easy, my loyalty gets me into other peoples troubles so I spose thats a weakness I just cant fix
    Fears? Defeat! Big time, cant lie. Can and will not accept it ever.
    Ambitions in life? Stay healthy and undefeated, win titles in muay thai and do well in Pride FC if its still going, make my paper, buy a gym, train others who never had the chance, settle n start a family.
    Physical feature yer most proud of? Traps.
    Do u swear? Aye.
    Do u sing? Naw.
    Do u dance? Naw.
    Shower or bath? Shower.
    How often do u shower/bath each day? trainin about 5, off twice
    Do you go to a gym? Aye. A few.
    If so how many days / week? Every day for different shit.

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? The Allaconda!
    Do you masturbate? No anymore.
    How often?
    Are you a virgin? Naw.
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? 14.
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? Aye.
    More than 20? Aye.
    More than 30? Aye.
    More than 40? Aye.
    More than 50? Aye.
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV? Indirectly aye lol.
    Favourite sexual position? Doggystyle.
    Ever had a 3 some? Aye.
    Ever had a 4 some or more? Aye but it was shite.
    Do you enjoy roleplay? Aye, nurses and cop bitches turn me the fuck on.
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? Aye, lots. Wanna be tied up, blindfolded, raped and tortured by a real aggressive bitch lol.
    Ever used any toys in bed? Aye.
    Own any? If yes what are they? Furry handcuffs, a whip, blindfold.
    Favourite place to get freaky? Couch / Sofa. More leverage than a bed.
    Music you bang to? Nuttin. I like it raw.
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better? Recieving easy.
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Amerie.
    Do you watch pornos? Aye.
    Do you own pornos? A couple.
    Would you ever do a porno? Done 1 kinda.
    Seriously? Aye.
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? I have no pussy in me anywhere
    You ever been naked on a cam? Hahaha, shit I fucked up. Aye.
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? A few bitches aye.
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... No anymore hahaha!
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? Would ya?
    Wanna go camping? Do ya?
    Do you shave down south? Aye, but no recently. The porno penis is after that natural look.
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! Dont hink so.
    Do you wear condoms? Aye.
    Do you like wearing them? Naw, depends. I do if she taking orders fae the back door.
    Ever shagged a celebrity? Aye.
    Maddest place you had sex? In a classroom in high school
    Any fetishes? High heels and stockings.

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? Aye.
    Do you want kids? Aye.
    If so how many? At least 5 boys. About 7 seeds.
    Are you in love with anybody? Naw.
    Ever been in love? Naw.
    Have you ever been dumped? Naw.
    Ever been in a proper relationship? Naw.
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 10. Wit? lol.

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? Dog.
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? German Shepherd called Zak (got him at 8 months, he wouldnt respond to nuttin else, tried Kahn, Saddam, Biggie, Kadafi etc; but he just looked at me funny)...
    Do you get on with your family? Aye.
    Who do you live wit? Either myself, parents or elsewhere lol.
    Any Tattoos? Naw.
    Where?
    Any piercings? Their gay.
    Where?
    Can you drive? Aye.
    What do you drive? Depends lol.
    Have you tried sushi? Naw, need to.
    Which countries have you visited? Usa (florida), Ireland, England, Wales.
    Which countries do you want to visit? Brasil, Thailand, Japan, Italy, Jamaica, Cuba, Australia, Canada and more of USA.
    Which political party do you vote for? Fuck politics, no point man.
    Do you like giraffes? Aye.
    Ever stole anything? Aye.
    Ever been beaten up? Never.
    Ever been shot? Aye.
    Ever been stabbed / slashed? Aye.
    Ever beat any1 up? lol. Aye...
    Ever shot any1? Aye.
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1? Aye.
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? A dildo.
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? A spade lmao.
    Ever done time in jail? Short term. No evidence
    Ever witnessed murder? Aye, Im Scottish...
    Ever seen a dead body? Oh aye.
    U wanna? No more please.

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? Naw.
    How do you want to die when your time comes? In my sleep wit a boner.
    How would you NOT wanna go out? Tied up and fed to pigs or rats, nuh uh.
    What did you wanna be as a kid? Fighter.
    Who do you look up to in life? Rickson Gracie and his family, Mike Tyson, Bruce Lee, Ronnie Coleman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, LT, Ray Lewis, Hugh Heff, The Wu (for real), Ali, Gotti, Al Capone, Che Guevara, Castro, Michael Collins (tiocfaidh ar la), Bobby Sands, Mandella, Pele, Maradonna, Jinky Johnstone, Michael Jordan, etc;
    Any regrets in life so far? No going to Thailand when I had the chance.
    3 words that best describe you? Strength, Loyalty, Determination.
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? Fuck naw.
    Was your birth an accident? Donno.
    Do you know your father? Aye.
    U sure? Aye, he is a shorter, fatter, lazier version of me, wit a bit more hair
    Are you homophobic? Naw.
    Do you accept homosexuality? Fuck naw.
    What about lesbians though? Naw, thier gay.
    And bi bitches? Hehehe, all good.
    Did OJ do it? Aye.
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? Fuck naw! Bitch deserved to go.
    Wit about Michael Jackson? I donno man. He prolly guilty.
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? Rickson Gracie.
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? Read womens minds (fantasy) or fluency in many languages (realistic).
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. Ppppfff, Nahhh.
    Do you even believe in God? Aye.
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? Naw.
    D you believe in ghosts? Aye.
    Have you ever seen a ghost? Kinda.
    Have you ever seen a goat? Aye.
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? Aye.
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? Aye, long as they come together right for 1 last message.

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams? Football - Celtic (club), Brasil and Ireland (country), NFL - Ravens.
    Music? Rap n some reggae. Wu, Biggie, Big L, 2pac, Busta, Nas, Cypress Hill, Canibus, DMX, Xzibit, Snoop (older shit), Onyx, Ice Cube, Ice T, some Jigga, Jeru, Luda, Mobb Deep, Redman, Rakim, Kool G Rap, Kane, Sizzla, Bounty Killer, Bob and Damion Marley, etc;
    Food? Italiano, soprattutto il maccherone
    Breakfast Cereal? Weetabix.
    Ice cream flavour? Chocolate, but I dont discriminate
    Clothing Labels? Lacoste, Timberland
    Fragrance / Perfume? Lacoste
    TV Show? Fight Night on SKY
    Author? Sun Tzu, the art of war cannot be matched. I dont read fiction.
    Movies? Braveheart, Scarface, Godfathers, City Of God, Pootie Tang, Any Given Sunday, Belly, Menace 2 Society, Freddy Got Fingered, Enter the Dragon, Big Boss, lots... Depends on my mood.
    Actor? Bruce Lee and Al Pacino tied
    Actress? Gabrielle Union lol, could watch her ass all fuckin day. Or Halle Berry.
    Animal? Dogs, Wolves, Lions and Crocs. Love all animals part fae midgies (Scottish version of mosquitos - die already)
    Colour? Green.
    Car / Bike? Red Ferrari F40. No question.
    Magazine? Flex or Fightsport.
    Website? www.wutangcorp.com murfuckers!
    Trainers / Sneakers? Adidas Superstar Low (I only buy em in all white, but buy diff designs - got 8 pair of the shits).
    Peace!



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    Cheers peoples.
    Peace!



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    Here mate who's the celeb you've shagged?

    am just curious

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    You have mail fraz. Never teach the wu-tang... Peace
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    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? hell yeah, but i would be like its cool though he cummed on my head and not on my lips
    Wanna go camping?not really

    Do you shave down south? i shaved the sides yesterday, it gets too itchy so i doubt i will anymore
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! syphilis, and gonnorea
    Do you wear condoms? no, not regularly
    Do you like wearing them? once in a while
    Ever shagged a celebrity? haha no
    Maddest place you had sex? girlfriends mom's room while she was sleeping in there
    Any fetishes? yeah piss, poop, anuses so big rocks can be thrown in them

    fuckin hilarious
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    You jealous because i'm not nice to hoes like you are?
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    Don't be complaining to me when your bitch plays your ass and takes your money.



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    Basics

    Name? Craig
    Age? Refuse to answer on the grounds it may concern me
    Height? 5'11
    Weight? 200 lbs
    Gender? Male
    Race? African American/Italian
    Nationality? Guess
    Hairstyle? Low cut fade
    Hair Colour? Black
    Eye Colour? brizown
    Sexuality? Woman Only
    Religion? God's
    Star Sign? A queer e ous
    Profession? Comerica Park - Security
    Marital Status? Married to pussy
    If single, do u have a gf/bf? Maybe
    Children? Not that I know of
    Education? grade 12 diploma

    The boring stuff

    U smoke? - Squares no
    U drink? - Fa Sheezy
    U use drugs? - Chyeah
    Interests? - Bulidin my mind, plus my body
    Right or Left handed? - right, but i have the ability ta masturbate wif my left
    Weaknesses? - um 2 nice
    Fears? - Livin this way till um dead
    Ambitions in life? - Do good for myself as well as my family an friends
    Physical feature yer most proud of? - Biceps an my buddy
    Do u swear? - Fuck no
    Do u sing? - Chyeah
    Do u dance? - Hell ya
    Shower or bath? - Both dependin on the female
    How often do u shower/bath each day? - deuce
    Do you go to a gym? - Of course
    If so how many days / week? - 5 days a week

    The good stuff

    If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? - Kermit
    Do you masturbate? - Chyeah
    How often? - Wow kinda gay
    Are you a virgin? - nahhhh
    If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? - 15
    Have you slept with more than 10 people? - Chyeahhhh
    More than 20? Hmmmm possibly
    More than 30? Prob nat
    More than 40? Nah
    More than 50? hell na
    If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
    Favourite sexual position? - Me on top feedin her
    Ever had a 3 some? - Of coarse
    Ever had a 4 some or more? - Nah
    Do you enjoy roleplay? - Sometimes
    Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? - Nah
    Ever used any toys in bed? - Nah
    Own any? If yes what are they?
    Favourite place to get freaky? - Anywhere
    Music you bang to? - Gangsta shit
    U like giving or recieving oral sex better? - Recievin of coarse
    If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? - Cant choose jus 1
    Do you watch pornos? - I guess when um lonely
    Do you own pornos? - Nah
    Would you ever do a porno? - Maybe I have
    Seriously?
    You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? - Hell nah
    You ever been naked on a cam? - Chyeah
    You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? - Chyeahhh
    Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
    If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
    Wanna go camping?
    Do you shave down south? - Its a rumble in the jungle babay
    Ever had an STD? Hahaha! - Nah
    Do you wear condoms? - Sometimes
    Do you like wearing them? - Hell nah
    Ever shagged a celebrity? - Does a midget one count?
    Maddest place you had sex? - Comerica park
    Any fetishes?

    The cheese

    Do you want to marry some day? - Chyeah one day
    Do you want kids? - Hell ya
    If so how many? - 3?
    Are you in love with anybody? - Nah G's Up Ho's dizown
    Ever been in love? - Puppy Love
    Have you ever been dumped? - Chyeah
    Ever been in a proper relationship? - Chyeah
    How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? - Um like pretty boy floyd

    Im curious

    Do you have any pets? - My Dogz Iz My Gunz
    Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? - Animal:Gat Name:Brrrrrrrat
    Do you get on with your family? - Get it on no - Get along Chyeah
    Who do you live wit? - Me Myself an Irene
    Any Tattoos? - Chyeah
    Where? - Across my back, On my shoulder, On my chest, Teardrop
    Any piercings? - Chyeah
    Where? - Ears
    Can you drive? Legally? No
    What do you drive? - Shoppin cart wif spinners
    Have you tried sushi? - Nah
    Which countries have you visited? - Canada
    Which countries do you want to visit? - All of them
    Which political party do you vote for? - None
    Do you like giraffes? - Hell ya
    Ever stole anything? - Chyeah
    Ever been beaten up? - Chyeah
    Ever been shot? - 21 stiches above my dick to prove it
    Ever been stabbed / slashed? - Slashed
    Ever beat any1 up? - Hell ya I gots a mad knuckle game
    Ever shot any1? - Refuse to answer that on the grounds that it may concern me
    Ever stabbed / slashed any1? - Same as the above
    Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? - Recyclin Bin
    Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? - Rake
    Ever done time in jail? - Chyeah
    Ever witnessed murder? - Um from Detroit
    Ever seen a dead body? - Um from Detroit
    U wanna? - Wanna what see a dead body? No one does

    Random

    Ever had a major operation? - Chyeah
    How do you want to die when your time comes? - Gunned down hollerin 7 Mileeeeee
    How would you NOT wanna go out? - Drowin
    What did you wanna be as a kid? - A rapper
    Who do you look up to in life? - God
    Any regrets in life so far? - Not goin to college
    3 words that best describe you? - Short, Dark, Handsome
    Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? - Nah
    Was your birth an accident? - Maybe
    Do you know your father? - Nah
    U sure?
    Are you homophobic? - Nah
    Do you accept homosexuality? - Um coo if they coo wif me bein straight
    What about lesbians though? - They coo
    And bi bitches? - They coo
    Did OJ do it? - Helll ya
    If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? - Chyeah
    Wit about Michael Jackson? - Chyeah
    If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? - Undecided
    If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? - Ability to see the future
    If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. - Um happy wif the 1 I got
    Do you even believe in God? - Chyeah
    Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? - Nah
    D you believe in ghosts? - Chyeah I guess
    Have you ever seen a ghost? - Nah
    Have you ever seen a goat? - Nah
    Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? - lol prob ill have to examine the movie
    Do you want another Wu-Tang album? - Hell ya

    Favourite...

    Sports Teams? - Detroit Lion, Tigers.
    Music? - Gangsta rap
    Food? - Ribs
    Breakfast Cereal? - Count Nigga
    Ice cream flavour? - Chocolate
    Clothing Labels? - Zanini
    Fragrance / Perfume? - Aqua Digio
    TV Show? - Sanford an son
    Author? - Donald Goines
    Movies? - 2 many 2 name
    Actor? - Deniro, Pacino,
    Actress? - I done know
    Animal? - Shark
    Colour? - Orange
    Car / Bike? - Car
    Magazine? - None
    Website? - www.wutangcorp.com
    Trainers / Sneakers? - Boots
    Walk In My Shoes, Hurt Ya Feet, Then Yall Gone Know Why I Do Dirt In The Street.

    "Shorty gimme more a u, ill take on 4 of u, plus 44 of the 48 laws for u"

    "The Future is a mystery, the past is history, today is a
    gift thats why its called the present"

    Um on 7 Mile Ridin fuckin Dirty

    Cass Corridor as well punk


    www.forgottenmichigan.com

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    Basics

    Max
    Straight
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    170lbs


    The boring stuff

    smoke
    drink
    weed
    shower once a day
    right handed
    my hands


    The good stuff

    Yes
    4 times a week around
    No
    16
    No, under 10
    Standing Doggy or Reverse Cowgirl
    No, but I would consider it
    No Roleplay, this is the real world
    of course
    yes
    no don't own any
    don't know
    whatever
    equivilant exchange(depends on the woman too)
    jessica alba
    Yes
    No
    Yes
    Yea, but i'm not hung for it, i have an average joe penis
    of course id be, but i can act
    had pics taken of my ass
    titties
    funny...
    wtf?
    I trim it
    there was a red bump near it the other day, it went away
    of course
    mentally yes.
    no
    Ass, shes gotta work that ass

    The cheese

    yes
    yes
    1, a son
    hmmm
    no
    yes, plenty of times i wont lie
    define "proper" relationship
    6 out of 10 based off of looks.

    Im curious

    I drive
    right now a jetta(it's not my fuckin car shut up)
    i eat pussy, i eat sushi
    USA
    I don't know what countries, but i wanna visit asia, africa, and europe.
    Depends, they all suck though.
    i guess, they have long necks
    yes
    yes, but not too bad
    no
    by accident
    yes
    no
    no
    hahaha don't remember but i can bet me and my boys have slapped eachother wit some STUPID shit
    no hahah, why would i want any of that?

    Random

    yes
    seppuku! nah but i don't wanna die yet so i couldn't say, just not in an old people's home
    wouldn't want to be murderd
    never had 1 thing set
    people who i feel have impacted our world in a positive way
    of course, but most of them i have solved
    wise, chill, stoner
    if she is, id prolly still fuck her in the ass, cause she looks good in those videos.
    yes it was.
    no i don't know my real father, but i'm not a bastard i was raised with a father(non biological)
    no, but i do say homo and faggot i should stop sayin that shit
    i accept it legally, not morally.
    gay is gay my friend.
    OJ was guilty of both murders.
    yes i would have convicted him.
    i don't know enough about the MJ case
    shiit there are a lot of options...maybe the dali lama or someshit
    art, i wish i could draw
    of course i would, who wouldn't want a massive penis, prolly does 1 to 1s ego though.
    some form of it
    no i don't belive in re-encarnation
    yea sure ghosts exist
    there will never be another wu-tang album, the clan will never be what they use to be, most of them just don't have it anymore, people need to let it die. maybe one last album, a tribute to ODB thing.

    Favourite...

    Knicks from the 90s (starks, euing, houston, johnson, ward, all that good shit)
    rap, reggae, classic rock, blues, jazz, electronica, i love music.
    mexican, indian, japanese, italiano, BBQ
    cinamin toast crunch
    chocolate / cookie dough
    whatever looks dope, i wear a lot of like underground labels and whatnot, shit like zoo york, temple effectives, buddah, ecko, represent, all that shit
    addidas colonge, oldspice deoderant, the ladies love it.
    history channel
    too many to name
    ranges, from kids to city of god
    samuel L jackson
    jessixa alba
    kuwala
    green
    STI / r6
    any hiphop releated mags
    wutangcorp, srk, ughh.com
    right now i'm feelin some oldschool low nike dunks

    Realness

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