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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. X View Post
    Flowers?
    Leaves?
    You're getting real real close. Flowers could be the answer, but still isn't the one. What lives longer than a flower, and is similar to it?

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    Shrubbery?
    Seeds?
    Weeds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. X View Post
    Shrubbery?
    Seeds?
    Weeds?
    You're getting colder.

    What lives a longer than any man? You know this. You are so close.

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    Trees?

    I'm out of ideas now lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. X View Post
    Trees?

    I'm out of ideas now lol.
    Bingo.

    Props.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrome View Post
    a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?
    He is outside the jail cell and pointing at himself in a mirror or something with incest.

    Quote Originally Posted by chrome View Post
    lol

    During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

    Okay, here's your test:
    1. Would you use the spoon?
    2. Would you use the teacup?
    3. Would you use the bucket?

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
    What was the director's response?
    The director calls him crazy because a sane person would just open the drain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. X View Post
    The director calls him crazy because a sane person would just open the drain.
    And locks him up. Hahaha.

    Quote Originally Posted by chrome
    a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?
    I can't get past this point.

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    Bump.

    This shit can't die. We started off so good.

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    Default chrome's riddle :

    a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

    His Uncle I think ?

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    1. my phone number

    2. trash bags

    3. one of us ask which road leads 2 life
    Right outside.

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    a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?


    he's pointing at himself in a mirror, or Jesus.
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    Let's get topic rolling again...

    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

    The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

    In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

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    Did the boy have a twin that the man done it to earlier ?

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