The piano one, however, is not entirely correct.
Okay, he turned to Elton John and came out (as gay)
"The Devil is not the Prince of Matter; the Devil is the arrogance of the spirit, faith without smile, truth that is never seized by doubt. The Devil is grim because he knows where he is going, and, in moving, he always returns whence he came."
Props, Mac that's the right one.
You are trapped in the center of a quick sand pool with 4 ft. radius. The more you struggle the more you sink. You have 1 ft long stick. Your reach is maybe 2 1/2 feet at the most. How do you get out?
you give up? ha ha.
Break the stick in two, use them as paddles to try and get to the edge
Using them as daggers to pull yourslef out ?
Don't break the stick and put it under the sand...
Stab it into the edge of the pool, (the normal sand)
Then put your foot on top and climb out ?