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    The Scar on my right eyebrow is from a rifle scope.

    I have 15 piercings, two are on my ears.

    I listen to Nelly Furtado.

    I've never owned a gun.

    I'm proficient with nun chucks, BO staff, and blow darts.

    I've slept female: School teachers (x2), police (x2), company directors(x1) and hood rats (x20)

    I keep my iPod with me at all times filled with hip-hop music, super-hero kung-fu and porno flicks.

    I perfer older women, +25. Younger than that annoy me.

    I own an assortment of lubricants and sex toys so your girlfriend will never look back.

    I've been told I should brag about my big dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaqurakiHanamichi View Post
    awesome u have very low self confidence, ahhahaah
    How so?

    List yours, faggot.

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    1. im an ohio state football fanatic
    2. i saved a little girl from drowning
    3. i do perfect impersonations of Cleveland Brown and Moe the Bartender
    4. as a kid, i got chased out of a barber shop for making fun of the barbers velcro shoes
    5. I have a very good memory
    6. As a kid, i fell out of the top of a tall tree, but walked away unhurt
    7. again, as a kid at cedar point, i purposely pissed on the magnum after waiting in line 2hrs. as my bladder was about to explode
    8. I've been to a WOrld Series game (1995 Indians vs. Braves)
    9. im an excellent writer
    10. im proficient in the kitchen
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    1. I dislike Inspectah Deck, cuz he ain't that special anymore [not mental special]
    2. I'm a big Metallica fan. Same with Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin. I just don't know if I ever mentioned that.
    3. I'm not moroccan.
    4. I'm a ninja in a ninja disguise.
    5. I have a picture of me and Begongo and we never met. Ever.
    6. I don't have a 10 little known facts about me. I think I know most of the things about me.
    7. But fuck, I can still type here. I like this thread. I can get to know all kinds of fuckers that I don't really care about.
    bring back begongo!!

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    bump.

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    1. i've been playing banjo for 6 years
    2. i drive a prius
    3. i'm a school drop out
    4. one time, i got the shits at the dentist
    5. i smell panties
    6. i'm a panty sniper
    7. i even been known to sniff a ladies daiper
    8. i got vibrators for fingers
    9. i hugged a dolphine
    10. my uncle is a triceratops

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    Quote Originally Posted by VZA View Post
    How so?

    List yours, faggot.
    how so? well youngin ,


    an optimist names 10 things good about him
    a pessimist names bad things about him
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    i'm italian.
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    1. Reading The Doctor's post finally informed me on what the hell has been happening to me. Sleep Paralysis. I thought I was getting possessed or some shit.
    2. I drink white rum excessively but I hate the taste
    3. I zone out when I'm reading and don't even realize until a page later that I didn't absorb anything
    4. I speak English and French
    5. I'm always tired. No matter how much sleep I get
    6. My favorite movie is Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
    7. I have the itchiest scrotum on the planet.
    8. I have the weakest piss-stream on the planet.
    9. I'm the best skateboarder in my town. I won a competetion not long ago.
    10. I've always wanted to do a backflip off a wall but I've never had the balls to try it

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    1. I Have Two Knife Slashes Under My Eyes Both Almost In Perfect Length (I Posted Pics Before)
    2. I Love Peanut Butter
    3. I Beat Up My Eighth Grade Teacher For Trying To Kick Me Out And Failing Me
    4. I Used To Be A Graffitti Artist ....MoVie oNer
    5. Like That Other Nigga I Hate Hate Anything With A Spermy Consistancy....Fuckin Mayo Is Nasty
    6. I Hate Cereal
    7. And I Dislike Seafood
    8. I Hate Gas Grills , And Wont Eat Any Food From Lazy Ass Niggas Using Gas Grills....Grow Some Nuts And Master The Art Of BBq'ing
    9. I Have 5 Noticable Scars From Knifes And Other Sharp Objects Just On My Face....(Fuckin Bronx)
    10. I Used To Box All The Time And Was Very Good At It

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    1. i have the exact same name (first and last) as one of the top players in the nba
    2. im very particular when it comes to my feet and spend an above average amount of time picking lint off my socks and out of my shoes
    3. i got bashed in the side of the head with a 40 bottle back in november 2006 during a robbery attempt and had a concussion for several days. my face never completely healed back to the way it was, its crooked compared to the way it was before
    4. my two top front teeth lean inwards because of an accident where i tried to jump into a pool backwards and didnt jump far enough
    5. i have irritable dry skin because of a hereditary condition and i get rash if i try to use normal soap
    6. i have a good understanding of the french language but am terrible at speaking it
    7. i can speak quite a few words and phrases in tagalog but am terrible at understanding when others speak it
    8. ive held down a job working 40 hours of hard physical labor a week for almost 1 year now. i called in sick one day total and even i regret doing that, im a certified workaholic
    9. im obsessed with booty, i dont even mind bein called a battyman. id pretty much fuck any girl with a fat ass no matter how old/ugly/fat she is
    10. i tried fuckin an escort once just for fun, but it didnt work. i kept thinkin about the money i was spendin and my dick would just go limp as fuck. my dick pretty much shuts down whenever money leaves my hand and enters a bitch hand thats why a mothafucka cant be trickin to these hoes

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    1. I had two severe head concussions ( One at 4 years old when I fell off a stage and the other one at 15 while snowboarding)
    2. I study to be a child protection worker.
    3. I truly believe that aliens are on this planet and I once observed a very strange light(object) flying real low in the sky.
    4. I love mature women (over 30)
    5. I could feel energy going through my whole body when I concentrate and sometimes it goes too far and I see light surrounding people or nature.
    6. My father is one of the leaders of the Hell's Angels (Montreal,Nomads)
    7. I used to grow marijuana plants in my backyard until I stopped smoking
    8. I could walk all day and not get tired (from sunrise to sunset)
    9. I dont watch TV or listen to the radio and I don't read newspapers
    10. This is nasty, but I once fistfucked a girl because she had a HUGE pussy! loll...
    Wu-tang is one thing that made my life more interresting lol. RZA inspires me. And to all of you people living with negativity inside yourselves...remember that if God is for us, who can be against us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "...." View Post
    i'm italian.
    bwahahhahahahhahha

    I always thought u were on some 'emo hatemyself' shit
    bring back begongo!!

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    naw man. i love myself - especially love to comb my furry italian backhair and load up my noggin with castor oil. i'm the o.w. - original wop.
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    VZA's list was amusing, i hope hes exaggerating or joking.

    .... off the top of my head.

    1.

    I enjoy a lot the idea of stylishness. Like, the belief that everything one owns should be aesthetically pleasing to them. I don't and cannot practice this (for one i don't have the financial means), but the idea of it appeals to me immensely, and i apply it loosely to consideration of most things i buy (more subconsciously than anything else).

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    I also have some weird appreciation for simplicity. This manifest in a number of manners. Most of the clothing i buy, is of similar colours and rarely has prints and the like on it. I find myself always buying dark blue garments. It's also tied in with a semi OCD thing, where i can tolerate seom forms of untidiness, but others forms can drive me crazy. An example: yesterday i was watching TV, and there were some xbox controllers on the cabinet. I had an extreme urge to tidy them up, and then i had to tidy all cables, and then i sat back down, and couldnt focus because of a faint mark on the window in my peripheral vision, which i promptly cleaned off. However, if im watching TV with other people, this rarely if ever bothers me. Additionally, it doesnt worry me what state my own room is in, but any space which i share with my house mate which is untidy really annoys me.

    3.

    If i clean something, generally it has to be done correctly. I would rather tolerate something not being cleaned, than being cleaned incorrectly

    4.

    Contrary to what TheWolf said, i am the least motivated person in existence. I find it impossible to apply myself at all to my studies. I find it difficult even trying to apply myself. It's pathetic really, considering that many people would probably be thankful to even have the opportunity to attend university. Right now i have two essays to write, and im not remotely concerned that i haven't started them. I;m never nervous going into exams, even if ive done little to no study. My aspiration thus far is to scrape by in my degrees, get a job where my duties are boring but fairly simple which requires no after hours consideration, achieve a decent salary, and purchase a small but particular collection of material goods. I once wrote a 2000 odd word history of Skampoe on his birthday for apparent reason., when i had a 3000 word politics essay due the next day. I once wrote 1126 words about my interesting unknown traits when i had 2 1000 word essays due the next day....

    5.

    Once again, contradictorily, i can focus intensely on something if it has no responsibility or consequences attached to it. I can write thousands of words about music, movies, television, politics, current events, random thoughts etc. As long as they are not being reviewed to any significant degree. Maybe this indicates a fear of failure or rejection or something, but i doubt it, considering failure generally doesnt bother me particularly.[*] When i drink i don't usually behave too differently to how i behave normally, especially if im around people i don't know very well. However, if i feel like it i'll act like a complete idiot. Weed never has a huge effect on me, such as laughing wildly or anything like that, but rather relaxes me immensely.

    6.

    I despise people who go out to pubs or clubs, and don't socialise or drink (not that drinking is essential for socialistion, but you know what i mean), but lampoon others that are drinking or socialising. It's difficult to explain, but it describes a decent chunk of the people i hang around with, they almost seem to dislike going out apart from staying sober and then championing the fact that they didnt say anything particularly stupid the entire night.

    7.

    Hypocrites annoy me extremely. Especially those who cannot even fathom the possibility their own hypocrisy.

    8.

    I believe that people who assume superiority over other people on the basis of an attribute which does not relate to them as a person (class, race, gender, religion, belief system etc.) are the second stupidest people currently inhabiting the earth. People who pretend to possess the aforementioned 'qualities' are stupidest. (For example, people i associate talk about how Dosotevsky's works are classics, as if this elevates them above people you do not possess this 'knowledge', while they themselves have never actually read anything by Dosotevsky'. But the mere fact that they are aware of the fact that other people think his work is good, makes them wiser than others)

    9.

    The people i associate with often take things i say in strict seriousness as sarcastic or as a 'joke'. I generally go along with this, because i fear that if i don't they'll think im 'odd'. For Example: I listen to all kinds of music, i find myself regularly enjoying pop music on the radio. When i mention this to my associates, and they laugh and go "You're joking right?", i always reply either obviously sarcastically with "i really enjoy the simplicity of it" or something stupid like that, or i admit that i am quite cheekily jesting, and i of course realise that anyone that listens to that kind of music is an ignorant swine with no sophistication.

    10.

    I really do think i am amazingly intelligent and i am extremely self important. My favourite subject of thought it myself, and the amazing and unique qualities which i possess. To mask this often in conversation i will downplay my intelligence, knowledge and opinion by saying things such as "I'm not particularly good company, but _ _ _ _ _ _ is such a fucking idiot that i'd probably prefer to listen to high pitched static at 200 db's than sit and converse with them for more than a minute". Even on this forum, i feel as though i am infinitely wiser and more in touch with reality than almost everyone here, but i constantly dispel this by making self deprecating comments. I really do think im better than almost every person i meet, in almost all manners. I just love musing about my own hidden talents, and generally talking about myself. I even sometimes make up reams of bullshit about my obsessive nature in order to give some legitimacy to me talking about my favourite subject, me. I'll write entire paragraphs about how intricate my thought processes are, and about how i have a deep appreciation for the minutiae of life, even if it is all completely false, just for my own amusement.

    Thats all that comes to mind right now.



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