As you are unaware, I actually suffer from a crippling penis disease that makes it hurt whenever I get an erection. What happens is the penis curves sideways, ripping the foreskin in two directions. I am on medication to stop it from happening so please don't worry for my safety.
I would just like to apologise for insulting you. I've never actually had sex because of this, let's say, deficiency,*
I sometimes stand behind them close in shopping centers and smell their hair, or rub against them on packed trains, but the medication never allows me to really appreciate these things. I just do it because it's normal.
Don't hate me, you're pretty, i'd smell your hair if I could.