these are some peeps i work with...
Dude # 1
collects arrow-heads, lives with parents and is about 38 years old and is still a virgin. spends all of his paychecks at hooters and strip-clubs. collects cologne samples in zip-lock bags so he doesn't have to spend money on a bottle. takes a bath in 3 inches of water and doesn't flush the toliet for a week straight in order to conserve water. uses lanterns instead of lights so save money. stalks women that i work with by sending them flowers, multi-page love letters, follows them around, then get's pissed and sends them hate letters and then sends letters to their parents telling them how awful a person their daughter is for rejecting him.
Dude # 2
long ass hair past shoulders and doesn't wash it and it is always greased back in a pony-tail unless he has it flowing which is once in a blue-moon. smells like complete ass, doesn't wear deodorant or cologne and bathes not too often.
looks like an 80's hair-band reject
met his wife who use to be a stripper while she was dancing. claims he could have given himself a vasectomy, announces that his wife had a venereal infection and didn't think twice about it.
claims no shit, that he beat the shit out of jean claude van dame and steven segal b/c they were hitting on his twin sister and trying to make her go home with them.
claims that he jumped the fence at the zoo and was wrestling with a white tiger and the zoo made him leave/stop b/c they were afraid he would hurt the tiger.
anything that you've done, he's done it twice and better.
i was nice and helped him move a few years back and when i moved his couch, i found pieces of a pizza under it and he was like "oh, that's where those went". also, the nastiest, dirtiest apartment and van i have ever seen.
dude # 3
this is the guy i call The-Gay-Warren-Sapp even though he's married with kids.
basically he is a 6'5" 300 black dude who tries to act all tough but talks about what he watched on the soap-operas earlier that day.
his name is Chris but he pronounces it CHRI-SH the gay way hahaha
there are others but they no longer work here THANK God
i swear this place fucking attracts the rejects of society i'm glad i only have 2 weeks left here