Tryxxx: Amy Winehouse
Obviously both love coke, and both have the whiniest voice you'll ever hear. Ironic names too. Strangely you just wanna fuck them so you can say you've fucked them.
Worth: $100,000 per performance, or an 8-Ball and tube of vaseline
Blackula: Britney Spears
Both were at the height of their powers, raking in millions per appearance. Then the nudes appeared, the pussy got smashed by K-Fed (HEAT) and the prices dropped.
Worth: $50, $500 with the wig
NBAJAM: John Travolta
Fly for a white kid, but gone downhill with only bit parts in shameful movies/threads. Also serious questions over sexuality.
Robert: Jeremy Piven
Coming of age in a new role, but still a perverted cunt trying to hide behind muscles and charm. Black's PM's exposed the true Roberto.
Worth: $2 mil