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    Ok, cool, isn't 11 stone, like, 200kg though?

    But it's cool, im glad i could properly appraise you before we got too close to each other.

    You can just pm the pics to me if that would make you feel more comfortable (this applied to everyone)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    Ok, cool, isn't 11 stone, like, 200kg though?
    I have no idea.

    More....

    I have hair that looks like a badly kept birds nest.

    I wear skinny jeans, chucks and well fitted t-shirts.

    I enjoy gigs, football, poker and drinking on the regular. And snowboarding once a year.

    I never play computer games, apart from GTA and Pro Evo at friends houses.

    This is the only forum ive ever been on.

    I drive around in a van delivering food to old people for a job. But havent actually started yet.

    I hate stuck up girls, dressing smart and people who only like people who are into the same things as them.

    From the ages of 13 to 17 I used to smoke weed everday. I slowed it down and now only do it every now and then.

    I got kicked out of college after 1 month.

    Negro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    [COLOR="Yellow"]Ok, cool, isn't 11 stone, like, 200kg though?
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    I have no idea.
    11 stones = 69.8 kg = 154 lbs


    i'm female, it's my job to know about weights.

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    Pat i need to ask you these questions about this picture, ive had sleepless nights over it, so i just decided i need to ask you outright.

    What are you looking at?

    Who took the picture?

    What shampoo do you use? And do you use conditioner?

    I like your grey t-shirt

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    Slothy was here motherfuckers.

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    Thanks for asking Durag.

    I would tell you straight away, but i feel this thread is very important, and should not be derailed.

    Just post your details, and i'll explain it (it's kind of a long story)



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    Name : Paul ...

    Age : 23

    Relationship : I have a girlfriend but i hate her and i will be single soon.

    Height : around 5"7 or 8 i dont have a clue actually

    Weight : 10 stone. again not too sure.

    Education : have a decent enough leaving cert. Hated school, and never tried too hard and was just dying to get out of there. I didnt get on with a lot of people there coz their all sports and fitness freaks, and i was seen as a scumbag, coz i didnt play sports, and rathered smoking around the cornor, chasing after girls, or annoying the nerdy ones. I spent most of the time smoking, ditchin class, going drinkin, and robbing the cake van as it delivered cakes. Oh and had my own stealing business going on, where i stole what anyone wanted from a certain shop that i knew how to steal without getting caught, and i charged everyone half price for what i stole from them. Done it for 4 years and never got caught.

    Employment : work in IT, but dont actually know much about computers. Got fired from my previous job of 3 years.

    Hobbies : Listening to hip-hop. I could do this all day every day. I have hundreds of hip-hop albums and enjoy most aspects of hip-hop. I occasioally listen to other forms of music, though mainly electronic and drum&bass.

    I like movies, but im not a huge movie person, i used to be. Never really watch tv, its shit, apart from football, and movies. I love the Lord Of The Ringz trilogy (currently my favourite), The Godfather, Goodfellas, Star Wars, Braveheart, Raging Bull etc

    I love footbal (soccer) but thats about the only sport. I support Aston Villa from Bermingham in the UK, and of course the Irish soccer team. We've a sport here called GAA that i fuckin HATE, its more coz of the people who follow it (ignorant red necks who still call soccer a foreign sport), and thats given me a hatred of those kind of sports fans

    Of course alcohol and drinkin is probably my favorite hobby after listeneing to music. Ive so many stories about fucked up things that heppened when i was drunk, its gotten me into a lot of trouble, but i still love it.

    And cant forget drugs. I dont really take drugs as much any more, but i was always on something up until this year. Coke is my drug of choice at the moment, but ive had some great times on E, its just an amazing drug when you do it first. And of course acid and shrooms, but i wouldnt have done then as regulary. Weed is always nice too.

    Heres me:




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    name- Jairo Ruiz
    age-18 (august 7,1990)
    physical- 5'11 145 pounds slim build,black hair,brown eyes
    education-gettin my GED, going to college but not anytime soon


    and this is me


    im colombian
    i hate the smell of shit
    my three fave rappers are nas ghostface and canibus
    my three fave movies are shawshank redemption,the departed,city of god
    my three fave groups are wu tang,onyx,the roots
    i lust for cassie & meagan good
    my fave song is rainy days remix by rae n ghost
    i dislike jewelry
    a few artists ive met are all clan members except deck n u-god,redman,mos def, this shorty rihanna in the virgin recordstore
    i learned how to flip l's at 14
    ive had the same phone for 3 yrs (samsung)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sergeant steels View Post
    name- Jairo Ruiz
    age-18 (august 7,1990)
    physical- 5'11 145 pounds slim build,black hair,brown eyes
    education-gettin my GED, going to college but not anytime soon
    affiliation- nobody that posts anymore,i used to kno this guy called Create that used to post on here, and this other guy Mixtape Mutt who was cool with him



    and this is me

    iight im bored, so i'll add more to the 411


    i live in the desert valley aka queens new york
    im colombian
    heads from the music industry that have influenced me the most are: nas,ghostface, and kool keith (not all three are my fave emcees though)
    my fave movies are: the departed,city of god
    meagan good is the female i would most wanna fuck on earth
    my fave porno bitch is "august"
    fave tv shows are seinfeld and south park
    my fave all time beat is raekwon -rainy days remix
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/50194874986c027e/
    i have been a member of wu corp since 04 but ive deleted 2 accounts and will permanently use this one
    fave book is the 48 laws of power
    fave actor is robert deniro
    fave type of liquor is vodka-smirnoff
    i hate eggs
    i dont really smoke weed no more
    i will bring an 8-ball of yak with me on halloween
    i am one of the few people that enjoys spending days sick in the hospital for some odd reason
    i want obama to win the election
    i have an IQ of 149
    i developed a very deep voice at age 14
    i was never caught masturbating
    ive met all wu members except u god and deck
    i usually dont go out earlier than 7pm
    i usually dont wake up earlier than 2pm on weekends
    i dont plan on gettin married
    i still have my 36 chambers cassette



    thats it for now.... PEACE!
    Last edited by Sgt Holly Wood; 10-22-2008 at 03:13 PM.

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    It is important that everyone sets up a profile in this thread. Crucial really.












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    Cool.

    Now the pic.

    What are you looking at?

    From memory i am looking up at this huge boulder which is on my parent property. It looks like a dogs head. But honestly, i was just focussing on anything pretending to be deep in thought.

    Who took the picture?

    I did.

    But the main reason for me not posting a photo on the corp pre 2008 was because i felt uneasy about posing for pics on the dolo at home. It seemed to me to be the difference between internet nerd faggit and real life cool dude. At the beginning of this year i either realised that i was a cool dude regardless of whether i posed for photos at home and posted them on the internet or that i was in fact an internet nerd faggit.

    Either way, i took the photo.

    But i tried extremely hard to make sure it didn't really look like i took it, and that i was actually just going about everyday business as a cool dude, rather than posing.

    I think it worked out ok in the end, but if you knew me, you would know i was posing, as when i go about day to day tasks i am almost always slack jawed.

    What shampoo do you use? And do you use conditioner?

    At the time i was not actually washing my hair at all.

    It was during the Australia summer, and university holidays, so i was swimming a lot and being grimy a lot.

    Before that photo, the last time i washed it would have been the last time i had a haircut.

    Maybe... 4 months before hand.

    As my hair has gotten longer i have started using either a shampoo or conditioner. I am not sure of the brand off hand (well i am, but i think it would come off as slightly gay if i detailed the hair care products which i use).

    I like your grey t-shirt

    Thank you very much.

    It is an American Apparel shirt which cost $30 AUD. AA is worn by a lot of modern day hipsters because their clothes fit in a hipster way and because they are cheap and simple. I have made a conscious effort to only post pictures on here of me wearing AA clothing (peep the recent vatican photo, Off White Medium AA Tee).



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    Roberts real name is Trent?

    his white status just shot up



    Name: Derek

    Age: 20

    Race: Negroid

    Height: idk, 5'8 probably.

    Weigh: idk, 170 probably, slim, well toned, like a dulled down brucelee almost buffness to a mishaped skinniness depending on proximity to mating season

    Skinz count= 7

    Education: In between University of Nebraska and Southeast Community College, 2 years deep in the game, will have associates in spring, will stop at Masters

    Field of Study: Psychology with a minor in Business administration

    Hobbies: Posting on wucorp, writing, making music, being in the UNL African Students Association, being in The Wisemen's Committee, and Debate, mapping human thought mathematically, crumb snatching

    Interests: History, politics, economics, current affairs, hip hop music, psychology, pussy guts, cappadonna affairs, reading.

    dislikes: not being busy, indirect people.

    Nicknames: Duroc, Duru, D, Durocallah, Carl Winslow, Duroc Shakur, Knuxx,
    Rocko, Ric Flair, BigDickBilly, The Rich, TSA, Tissa, Hogan Nose Best.

    Affilitions to da game: My friend whom created thashaolinassassin account after i had told him about the site who plays and observer role now as opposed to active poster, and i was supposed to do a show with Sleep Sinatra who also posts on this site and lives in Noobraska.











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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    Roberts real name is Trent?

    his white status just shot up



    Name: Derek

    Age: 20

    Race: Negroid

    Height: idk, 5'8 probably.

    Weigh: idk, 170 probably, slim, well toned, like a dulled down brucelee almost buffness to a mishaped skinniness depending on proximity to mating season

    Skinz count= 7

    Education: In between University of Nebraska and Southeast Community College, 2 years deep in the game, will have associates in spring, will stop at Masters

    Field of Study: Psychology with a minor in Business administration

    Hobbies: Posting on wucorp, writing, making music, being in the UNL African Students Association, being in The Wisemen's Committee, and Debate, mapping human thought mathematically, crumb snatching

    Interests: History, politics, economics, current affairs, hip hop music, psychology, pussy guts, cappadonna affairs, reading.

    dislikes: not being busy, indirect people.

    Nicknames: Duroc, Duru, D, Durocallah, Carl Winslow, Duroc Shakur, Knuxx,
    Rocko, Ric Flair, BigDickBilly, The Rich, TSA, Tissa, Hogan Nose Best.

    Affilitions to da game: My friend whom created thashaolinassassin account after i had told him about the site who plays and observer role now as opposed to active poster, and i was supposed to do a show with Sleep Sinatra who also posts on this site and lives in Noobraska.











    Damn TSA i pictured you different, you look cool though, not in a homosexual kinda way but in a I respect you kinda way

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    I'll make a link to each person's profile in the first post.

    Shit i should have like called this "the profile thread" or something.

    Could a mod change it to "Official Wu Corp Member Profile Thread"



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