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    Pause.

    Laugh.

    Continue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    I mean you want to ignore it and just try to keep going, but that shit is just too damn funny not to laugh at.

    i break concentration everytime
    hahaha. The girl is embarassed like 98% of the time, so I jus ignore it

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    keep fucking
    We do it for the people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SKAMPOE View Post
    wera queefs during sex
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    is wera a guy or girl? i never could figure that shit out.
    Quote Originally Posted by SKAMPOE View Post
    hes a male lesbian with a clit looking dick that queefs more than queen laqueefah!
    hahahhahahah



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    clearly dealing with a pack of virgins

    a girl queefs like, idk, 2 twice in her life if ever.

    it's not like there a "whenever my girl queefs i give her lemon juice"

    what if a girl Beefs?(butt fart)

    that's a better question

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    ^lmao
    We do it for the people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    clearly dealing with a pack of virgins

    a girl queefs like, idk, 2 twice in her life if ever.

    it's not like there a "whenever my girl queefs i give her lemon juice"

    what if a girl Beefs?(butt fart)

    that's a better question
    I think he was refering to when yer fuckin them and it makes the queef sound, cause of when the air buildup happens or whatever

    not jus a straight pussy fart

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    clearly dealing with a pack of virgins

    a girl queefs like, idk, 2 twice in her life if ever.

    it's not like there a "whenever my girl queefs i give her lemon juice"

    what if a girl Beefs?(butt fart)

    that's a better question
    Quote Originally Posted by 11th Chamber View Post
    I think he was refering to when yer fuckin them and it makes the queef sound, cause of when the air buildup happens or whatever

    not jus a straight pussy fart
    A queef is nothing but an escape of air from the vagina, and it isn't rare at all. If you're fucking her doggystyle and youre beating that shit up good, I would say that it happens frequently.

    Especially if you take it out almost all the way and stick it back it in all the way a couple of times,, you can get them queefing good, as the air is pushed and their pussy muscles contract. You can even try to keep a melody. Start off with something basic like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and work your way up. The Queefolin.
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    ^^ exactly, it varies from girl to girl though...



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    irondan is right.

    just laugh it off if you feel she can handle it. ignore it if you think she'll be embarrassed.

    i think the best thing to do is pause and change positions if the queefing doesn't stop.

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    I will go as far as to say that I like it when a girl queefs. You know you're working out those muscles, and it almost feels like a gentle vibration on your dick, because of the muscle contractions.

    God bless queefing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    I mean you want to ignore it and just try to keep going, but that shit is just too damn funny not to laugh at.

    i break concentration everytime
    I think that's because you have a small penis and a lot of air gets in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKAMPOE View Post
    wera queefs during sex
    rofl


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    TSA sounds like the dude in 40 year old virgin when he is trying to make shit up to make it sound like he knows about sex then he gets busted on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonearm Terrorwrist View Post
    make her feel embarassed ... stop, point at the pussy and yell out *insert pimpified black mans voice*

    DID YOU HEAR THAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAAAAAAAAAAAA DA PUSSY FARTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT SHIT STINKS DAYUM GIRL WHATCHU BEEN EATIN?

    something like that

    queefs don't smell. that air that's trapped has not come through the girl's colon so it shouldn't smell anyways.

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