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    hahaha i remember this shit
    what you queens are talking about isn't a queef a queef is unprovoked like a fart
    this is more like a pussy armpit fart where it takes external pressure to make a noise.

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    Trying to prove himself on the e-world.

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    T$A is like a puppy. He was much cuter before he got all grown up and had sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ View Post





    my pussy doesn't have teeth but somehow j managed to rip his forskin while fucking me doggy a couple of years ago.
    Damn, thats some tight pussy yo!

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    hahahaha trixx got that good pussy!!! or bad. depending on how you look at it lol
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    A queef is the vagina's way of thanking you for a job well done. Kind of like applause. Bravo!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    To answer the question of what to do when a girl queefs during sex....

    You're supposed to make a wish... queefs are the vaginal equivalent of falling stars...
    LOL!!! OMG I forgot all about this thread. & Woww I really said that shit. LMAO


















    It's true though.
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ View Post
    somehow j managed to rip his forskin while fucking me doggy a couple of years ago.
    The Fuck??? The interior of your snatch must be like sandpaper!!!
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    lol @ foreskin
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    I still say it ain't nuttin to fuck with.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    Hahahaha^

    Trixx's putang aint nothing to fuck with!

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    she's always up to tricks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    TSA sounds like the dude in 40 year old virgin when he is trying to make shit up to make it sound like he knows about sex then he gets busted on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    putting it on wrong?? how many way is there to put on a condom?? what are you doing, unrolling it, putting it in your ass, then having your boyfriend insert?? sorry TSA, that is the wrong way. you want to have your boyfriend put the condom on, then stick his dick in your ass

    here, maybe this will help you..

    this is from http://sexuality.about.com/od/contra...utoncondom.htm
    1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
      If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.
    2. Carefully open the package.
      Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom.
    3. Which side is up?
      Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.
    4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.
    5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
      You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.
    6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
      Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.
    7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
      With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.
    8. Add a little extra lubricant.
      If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.
    9. Have sex!
    10. Hold on before you pull out.
      After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.
    11. Be considerate, clean up well.
      If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.

    Tips:

    1. Putting a few drops of lubricant in the resevoir tip before you roll the condom on your penis can increase sensitivity.
    2. Please don't flush your condoms down the toilet.

    or maybe this...


    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    ^ LOL at TSA trying to prove he gets pussy
    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    To answer the question of what to do when a girl queefs during sex....

    You're supposed to make a wish... queefs are the vaginal equivalent of falling stars...
    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    That's got to be a defect of some kind. Most women's vaginas do not have the ability to inhale.
    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    queef is top 5 funniest words in the english language.


    "dude, you just queefed on my sandwich"

    "Dude, she's queefin up a storm"

    "Awww dude, it smells like queef and eggs in here"

    "I don't really pay attention to the Queef of Poetry"

    "I don't listen to Queef Latifa, faggot"

    "Hey queef of england, how about you queef elswhere, like your queef sized matress in queefsborough, queef"
    Quote Originally Posted by issues View Post


    ..
    Quote Originally Posted by diggy View Post
    ^^Obviously doesn't know.












































    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    The Fuck??? The interior of your snatch must be like sandpaper!!!
    ROFLMAO
    AW MAN I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A WHILE
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    HAHAHAHAHA MY PROFILE PIC IS EPIC RIGHT NOW
    https://www.facebook.com/Jehovallah

    THE REAL PCP

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    Quote Originally Posted by diggy View Post







    ^^From the movie TRON

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    If I'm not already doing so, then I start to fuck them really hard just so they know it doesn't bother me at all and they needn't feel embarrassed. If I'm already fucking them really hard then I just carry on.


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    Suck this drunk alcohol dick.

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