A husband walks into Anne Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie
for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 1500 in
price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item,
pays the 1500 and takes the lingerie item home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and
get a 1500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says,

"Good Grief! You'd think for 1500, they'd at least iron it!"

His funeral is this Thursday............