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    QUOTE (The Incredible D @ Aug 29 2005, 10:32 PM)
    i how many men does it take to open up a can of beer?
    none. it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to the couch.


    i have millions, no rules for this shit cept dont flood it an make a chatroom out of it.
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    Rza, a kid, the Pope, and David Beckham on a private plane. The engine fails and the drivers get wasted by a lesbian seagul wit a metal beak gone wild. They start to nosedive and are headin for death.

    Rza jumps up, "Yo fuck this, Rap needs me these days, Im the abbot of the Wu, Im taking that muthafuckin parachute and ghostin outta here. So he puts it on, puts on the mask , turns to Bobby Digital, shouts Boodoodoo and leaps out in the shape of the W.

    The others look at each other. Beckham says "Uh ooooh, let me have a look and see if we have any bags left. Theres 2!"

    So he comes back over and looks at the Pope and the kid. Says, "Im David Beckham, the captain of England and a role model for kids worldwide, I have to go" straps up and jumps out.

    So the Kid says, "Father, you better take that last 1. If I let you die, God will make me work for Satan in hell!" and starts crying.

    So the Pope says, "No listen, we are ok, that daft cunt Beckham took your school bag, we are good to go".

    They strap up, and jump out.
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    ^haha

    how do you get 4 homos to sit on a chair?

    turn it upside down

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    yo, 2 guys lost in the desert for days,...one says "im so thirsty id lik the sweat off a man's ball's"
    the other guy says' "moo moo buckaroo"
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    Haha.

    Paddy n Mick move to Alaska to be at 1 wit nature and eat all the fish they could. After about a month there, they realise theres no females where they at, just the odd group of huskies, bearded cavemen lookin mofos, and the odd polar bear. So they decide to go in search of some punani.

    They find a town, wit a bar, n small houses. So they go in the bar and low n behold its all dudes. So they ask the bartender, where are the women? He tells em they dont need women. They have their own hoe locked in a barrel on tuesday nights, and its the shit.

    So they decide since its tuesday, to go take a look. Out the back they go, n see this barrell. So the guy finishin up busts into the barrell, and walks away wit a mad cheesy. So Paddy asks him, the fuck does that feel like? He says its undescribable. So Paddy tells Mick to fuck off, n come back in about 2 mins. So he zips down, puts his shit in the hole, n feels the tissue. Shags fuck outta it n busts straight away.

    Mick comes in and Paddy says, Oh man, that is the business!!! So out he goes, and Mick being the stud he is, fucks the shit outta this barrell for about an hour. So they go in the bar mad relieved, exhausted n get some pints. About 10 mins later this naked dude comes in walkin funny n sits beside them. Paddy asks him why he is naked n he says he is workin in a mad homo accent. Mick says where u work? He replies "in a barrell out the back, tuesday nights". Paddy looks at Mick, Mick looks at Paddy. Paddy says "Fuck that, its freezing out there!"
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    hahaaa!

    yo, i got one.......how do we know Mayoya's bicycling ass invented the toothbrush?















































    cuz if it was one of us vets, we woulda named it the "teeth brush"
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    Ha, wonder if Mayo got that smackhead look goin on when he smiles lmao.
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    no doubt,.".mayo yayo" look...

    u know they caught osama bin laden right?






































    yeah,..the army spreaded viagra all over the desert an the little pecker stood up
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    How many Jaspers does it take to lift a medium sized car?

    Just one, cause I started training today. Ha!



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    i know mayoya's got some good ones,..fire away bitch
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    lol!

    Hmm...trinidad told me this story

    Once upon a time, there was this Indian, who only had 1 testicle. Therefore the tribe chose to call him "Onestone". BUT, onestone didnt like his nickname, so he forbid everyone to call him onestone, hell he even said that if anyone called him onestone again, he' d take yours truly out in the woods, and rape him/her to death.

    One day, this indian bitch came along, she was called Bluebird. Unluckily for her, she called Onestone, "Onestone". He didnt like this, so he took her out and raped the shit outta her, eventually she died.

    A couple of days passed, then this bitch came along called Yellowbird. She also called him onestone, so he took her out in the woods, and raped her...and kept raping her. But she didnt die. Yall know why?


    Cuz u cant kill 2 birds with one stone!


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    hell naw,...just gettin started.....

    your momz so fat she had to get baptised at seaworld.

    your so ugly when u were born the doctor slapped your momz..

    your momz so fat that when your daddy fucks her he needs to roll her in flour an find the wet spot...

    slap the bitches ass an ride the wave in..
    "lets get off dissin mama's cuz i just got off yours.."


    alright, read this.....

    dude was babysittin this girl an she's scared of the dark..so she gets in bed with him.....

    she sees his dick an asks "whats that"?..
    dude responds "thats my G.I. Joe....now go to sleep"..he passes out in seconds...

    the next day he wakes up an his dicks half gone an bleeding...
    he asks "what the fuck!!!!!????"
    an the girl responds*babyvoice* "G.I. Joe shot me so I bit his head off"

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    What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she got him a sweater for his birthday?














    Gee, you knit?

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    on some oskskosh shit^ * L
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    ha ha - you're right

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