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    also idk why you guys instinctively trace everything to absolute disaster

    "My dad lives in nigeria and mom lives in texas"

    "HA! YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU! HA! YES! YES!"

    lol nigga im 20, my sisters 21, wtf?

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    Not to defend girls or anything, but I feel like during my career, I have definitely lied to girls more than they have lied to me.

    Lying is awesome. It makes things easier.
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    also idk why you guys instinctively trace everything to absolute disaster

    "My dad lives in nigeria and mom lives in texas"

    "HA! YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU! HA! YES! YES!"

    lol nigga im 20, my sisters 21, wtf?
    lol its the only way some old ppl can get to you.


    Quote Originally Posted by LadiesLoveCoolDan View Post
    Not to defend girls or anything, but I feel like during my career, I have definitely lied to girls more than they have lied to me.

    Lying is awesome. It makes things easier.
    yes indeed i find that i have lied to get myself out of a tough situation, like if my girl wanted me to do something stupid i would make up some random shit.

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    true cooldan but their form of lying is crazy,you could date a girl for 10 years and never know that she out there fucking some other jackass,they so slick with it

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    The thing about some girls' lies is that they are seemingly meaningless. They lie about things that you wouldn't even care about.

    My lies have always been purposeful.

    "We got drunk so I crashed at Jesse's last night"

    "Nah, I don't even think she's pretty"

    "You're the only girl I even look at"

    "I love you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graveyard_shifter View Post
    true cooldan but their form of lying is crazy,you could date a girl for 10 years and never know that she out there fucking some other jackass,they so slick with it
    no.
    this is a thread about hoes that lying, not a discovery i made.
    man.


    anyways my ex was a lying ass too, but mainly cause she was dumb as well.
    she too would set up things then lie her was out of it.
    "you want to go to the movies"
    "ok"
    (5 minutes later)
    "i've got to babysit"
    "ok"



    it was mainly after we broke up, and there was no pressure on her from me to keep arranging shit as I didn't care and didn't wanna talk to her for non pussy purposes cause she's too dumb. she would just do it

    and i co-sign everything Han says

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    TSA you dey know yawo go neva change right?

    pele my friend

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    I never lie to a bitch.

    I tell 'em straight up.... 'Look, ho, I got a 14" dick and I'm nice with it'.

    They seem to admire my honesty.

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    i also know this ignorant black women that kept lying about how she was from italy and a model

    to the point that she had random pictures of various white people that were her 'dad' and 'brother'

    and names for them.

    it was fuckin pathetic, and she had pictures of 'her in italy' where she just went and took postcards of google.

    not knowing what the building was she said that the sistine chapel was their 'church' AHAHAHAHAhahahH!


    anyways i did a wucorpesque exposure of her via myspace bulletin, it was fuckin hilarious but we dont talk anymore and it sucks cause i realized i would smash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    I never lie to a bitch.

    I tell 'em straight up.... 'Look, ho, I got a 14" dick and I'm nice with it'.

    They seem to admire my honesty.
    haha

    gangsterrr!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    i also know this ignorant black women that kept lying about how she was from italy and a model

    to the point that she had random pictures of various white people that were her 'dad' and 'brother'

    and names for them.

    it was fuckin pathetic, and she had pictures of 'her in italy' where she just went and took postcards of google.

    not knowing what the building was she said that the sistine chapel was their 'church' AHAHAHAHAhahahH!


    anyways i did a wucorpesque exposure of her via myspace bulletin, it was fuckin hilarious but we dont talk anymore and it sucks cause i realized i would smash.
    ahahahahaha i kno alot of hoes from university who are all rich posh girls. they lie about being ... ghetto. most girls would lie about being rich and popular. but these girls basically got that, they got endless supplies of cloths and shit. but like when they chat to me, they tell me about their ghetto experiences and the fights they get into.

    really fucked. they dnt kno what they want.

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    mines worst, a good portion start speaking ebonics LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    mines worst, a good portion start speaking ebonics LMAO
    I hate that, especially when they're white. Blacks just assume you have a little ghettoness in you. But when white chicks start talking that crap, it's a turn off.
    "Criminals have more rights than victims. Protect yourself and show no mercy with vengeance!"

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    i usually son them when they do that and they shut the fuck up totally

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