It is obvious that the OG GENERAL WISE, the Afghan who owns a liquor store, is no longer using his account on here.
He told me this a while ago on the corpse.
While General Wise often received a lot of flack, I, for the most part, always enjoyed his work and found him to be amusing.
The new general wise is obviously a faggot.
One day I was mocking Sid on thecorpse.com, and the real Wise told me that he thought sid was using his account, as he had posted his account info.
So, I just wanted to point out that the new General Wise is a dickless faggot who longs for acceptance and is most likely sad and friendless, in real life.
It is someone who is constantly rejected in e-life and is most likely some kind of a social misfit, perhaps a chubby brtish-arab mc, perhaps a gaunt african-american fashion designer who specializes in hypercolors and glitter-glue?
All we really know is that:
a) it is not the real General Wise
b) the person is a faggot who cares very deeply, and
c) the person has some corpse.com connection
Keep in mind that most people on the corpse are, in my opinion, pretty funny, and do not give a shit about this website. The new General Wise is both not funny, and clearly devoted to this website.
The only 2 likely suspects I can think of are Sidious or Style.
Either way, it is some sort of sad faggot.
Anybody else have any theories, suspects, or thoughts on the matter?