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    Default if miss rza wanted to.......

    fuck you with a strap-on, but she knew where the prostate was




    would you hit it?



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    Bushido is realised in the presence of death.
    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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    im gonna vote yes but ultimately, it depends on the size of the strap on, weather it's white or black and if i get to fuck her in return...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    im gonna vote yes but ultimately, it depends on the size of the strap on, weather it's white or black and if i get to fuck her in return...
    WOW. hahaahahaaa
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    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    YOUR PROSTATE?!

    YOUR GOING TO GET ASSHOLE STIMuLATION AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOU'RE GAY!?!

    HOLY SHIT!!

    5 OF YOU!?

    WHOAAA!! REALLY?!

    IN YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU WOULD PUT A PLASTIc DIcK IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?

    WHY DONT YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR THUMb TO FULL FILL YOUR FAGGOT DESIRES?!??!?!?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!


    IN YOUR ASSHOLE!? REALLY! tHAT'S REALLY WHATS POPPIN IN THE 09?! PLASTIC DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?!?!?


    REALLY!!??! LIKE IF THIS OPTION IN LIFE CAME UP YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED BY A MEDICORE LOOKING WOMEN!?!?!?? EVEN IF IT WAS FUCKIN THE FINEST WHORE OR ALL TIME, REALLY!?!?!?! YOU WOULD REALLY GET PENETRATED AND STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF STRAIGHT!?

    I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAYS, BUT TO BE GAY AND MASK IT WITH 'WELL THE DICK IS ATTACHED TO mSRZA' THEN BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED!?!?!?


    REALLY!?!??!

    reallly?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    YOUR PROSTATE?!

    YOUR GOING TO GET ASSHOLE STIMuLATION AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOU'RE GAY!?!

    HOLY SHIT!!

    5 OF YOU!?

    WHOAAA!! REALLY?!

    IN YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU WOULD PUT A PLASTIc DIcK IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?

    WHY DONT YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR THUMb TO FULL FILL YOUR FAGGOT DESIRES?!??!?!?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!


    IN YOUR ASSHOLE!? REALLY! tHAT'S REALLY WHATS POPPIN IN THE 09?! PLASTIC DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?!?!?


    REALLY!!??! LIKE IF THIS OPTION IN LIFE CAME UP YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED BY A MEDICORE LOOKING WOMEN!?!?!?? EVEN IF IT WAS FUCKIN THE FINEST WHORE OR ALL TIME, REALLY!?!?!?! YOU WOULD REALLY GET PENETRATED AND STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF STRAIGHT!?

    I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAYS, BUT TO BE GAY AND MASK IT WITH 'WELL THE DICK IS ATTACHED TO mSRZA' THEN BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED!?!?!?


    REALLY!?!??!

    reallly?!?

    what's your point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    YOUR PROSTATE?!

    YOUR GOING TO GET ASSHOLE STIMuLATION AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOU'RE GAY!?!

    HOLY SHIT!!

    5 OF YOU!?

    WHOAAA!! REALLY?!

    IN YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU WOULD PUT A PLASTIc DIcK IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?

    WHY DONT YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR THUMb TO FULL FILL YOUR FAGGOT DESIRES?!??!?!?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!


    IN YOUR ASSHOLE!? REALLY! tHAT'S REALLY WHATS POPPIN IN THE 09?! PLASTIC DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?!?!?


    REALLY!!??! LIKE IF THIS OPTION IN LIFE CAME UP YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED BY A MEDICORE LOOKING WOMEN!?!?!?? EVEN IF IT WAS FUCKIN THE FINEST WHORE OR ALL TIME, REALLY!?!?!?! YOU WOULD REALLY GET PENETRATED AND STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF STRAIGHT!?

    I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAYS, BUT TO BE GAY AND MASK IT WITH 'WELL THE DICK IS ATTACHED TO mSRZA' THEN BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED!?!?!?


    REALLY!?!??!

    reallly?!?
    So is a girl putting her tongue on your asshole gay?

    Because that shit feels good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    im gonna vote yes but ultimately, it depends on the size of the strap on, weather it's white or black and if i get to fuck her in return...
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    So is a girl putting her tongue on your asshole gay?

    Because that shit feels good.
    DUDE! tTHIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE THIS ARGUEMENT SOUND STRAIGHT

    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK

    WHY DONT YOU JUST GO FOR THE REAL DEAL, ITS SOFTER!

    INFACT WHAT!?!
    IS THIS REALLY GONNA BE A DISCUSSION?!?!


    WHAT?! A PLASTIC DICK!?!? ATTACHED TO MS RZA!?!?? WHY?!
    CAUSE YOU LIKE GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS, NO OTHER REASON!?
    "WELL SHES HAWT DERRRPP!!"
    LMAO THEY SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    anyone else notice that tsa counted to know exactly how many other people had the same homosexual thoughts as he does?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    anyone else notice that tsa counted to know exactly how many other people had the same homosexual thoughts as he does?
    actually, those were the poll results at the time...

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    no but that killah priest track is murda in your sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    im gonna vote yes but ultimately, it depends on the size of the strap on, weather it's white or black and if i get to fuck her in return...
    LMAO! "yeah i got penetrated in the ass, but atleast i got some pussy after"

    LMOA! what a fucking faggot! You wouldn't last 9 minutes in my boy scout troop queer.


    the size? really? like if a good looking tranny with a baby dick plopped in square in your as and released their frustration in the form of liquid love you would TOTALLY be ok with it cause at least it's small?

    really?
    at least you get to kiss her afterwards, fag, lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    LMAO! "yeah i got penetrated in the ass, but atleast i got some pussy after"

    LMOA! what a fucking faggot! You wouldn't last 9 minutes in my boy scout troop queer.


    the size? really? like if a good looking tranny with a baby dick plopped in square in your as and released their frustration in the form of liquid love you would TOTALLY be ok with it cause at least it's small?

    really?
    at least you get to kiss her afterwards, fag, lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    LMAO! "yeah i got penetrated in the ass, but atleast i got some pussy after"

    LMOA! what a fucking faggot! You wouldn't last 9 minutes in my boy scout troop queer.


    the size? really? like if a good looking tranny with a baby dick plopped in square in your as and released their frustration in the form of liquid love you would TOTALLY be ok with it cause at least it's small?

    really?
    at least you get to kiss her afterwards, fag, lmao!
    LMFAO gotta agree with everything TSA said in this thread

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    thats a pretty gay fantasy....freakazoid

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