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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    ok, then yes. do you have mod powers here too? cause that would be a bonus...
    yes why? youre new on this site I see...... and why would it be a bonus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsRzaRecTaH View Post
    yes why? youre new on this site I see...... and why would it be a bonus.
    really? cause i might could work out some user priviliges from this...

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    Imagine fucking MsRza while she tells you she's going to neg-rep you for being such a bad boy.

    Shit doesnt get much realer than that.

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    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    YOUR PROSTATE?!

    YOUR GOING TO GET ASSHOLE STIMuLATION AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOU'RE GAY!?!

    HOLY SHIT!!

    5 OF YOU!?

    WHOAAA!! REALLY?!

    IN YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU WOULD PUT A PLASTIc DIcK IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?

    WHY DONT YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR THUMb TO FULL FILL YOUR FAGGOT DESIRES?!??!?!?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!


    IN YOUR ASSHOLE!? REALLY! tHAT'S REALLY WHATS POPPIN IN THE 09?! PLASTIC DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?!?!?


    REALLY!!??! LIKE IF THIS OPTION IN LIFE CAME UP YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED BY A MEDICORE LOOKING WOMEN!?!?!?? EVEN IF IT WAS FUCKIN THE FINEST WHORE OR ALL TIME, REALLY!?!?!?! YOU WOULD REALLY GET PENETRATED AND STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF STRAIGHT!?

    I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAYS, BUT TO BE GAY AND MASK IT WITH 'WELL THE DICK IS ATTACHED TO mSRZA' THEN BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED!?!?!?


    REALLY!?!??!

    reallly?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    Imagine fucking MsRza while she tells you she's going to neg-rep you for being such a bad boy.

    Shit doesnt get much realer than that.
    im about to slide to the bathroom here at work and test that fantasy out...

  6. #21

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    is her avatar a picture of herself?
    hahaha


    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    post nudes of your chin


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    YOUR PROSTATE?!

    YOUR GOING TO GET ASSHOLE STIMuLATION AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOU'RE GAY!?!

    HOLY SHIT!!

    5 OF YOU!?

    WHOAAA!! REALLY?!

    IN YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU WOULD PUT A PLASTIc DIcK IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?

    WHY DONT YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR THUMb TO FULL FILL YOUR FAGGOT DESIRES?!??!?!?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!


    IN YOUR ASSHOLE!? REALLY! tHAT'S REALLY WHATS POPPIN IN THE 09?! PLASTIC DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?!?!?


    REALLY!!??! LIKE IF THIS OPTION IN LIFE CAME UP YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED BY A MEDICORE LOOKING WOMEN!?!?!?? EVEN IF IT WAS FUCKIN THE FINEST WHORE OR ALL TIME, REALLY!?!?!?! YOU WOULD REALLY GET PENETRATED AND STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF STRAIGHT!?

    I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAYS, BUT TO BE GAY AND MASK IT WITH 'WELL THE DICK IS ATTACHED TO mSRZA' THEN BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED!?!?!?


    REALLY!?!??!

    reallly?!?

    what's your point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    REALLY!?
    5 OF YOU FAGGOTS WOULD GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOUR GAY?!?!?


    YOUR PROSTATE?!

    YOUR GOING TO GET ASSHOLE STIMuLATION AND HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK YOU'RE GAY!?!

    HOLY SHIT!!

    5 OF YOU!?

    WHOAAA!! REALLY?!

    IN YOUR ASSHOLE. YOU WOULD PUT A PLASTIc DIcK IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?

    WHY DONT YOU JUST SIT ON YOUR THUMb TO FULL FILL YOUR FAGGOT DESIRES?!??!?!?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!


    IN YOUR ASSHOLE!? REALLY! tHAT'S REALLY WHATS POPPIN IN THE 09?! PLASTIC DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!?!?!?


    REALLY!!??! LIKE IF THIS OPTION IN LIFE CAME UP YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED BY A MEDICORE LOOKING WOMEN!?!?!?? EVEN IF IT WAS FUCKIN THE FINEST WHORE OR ALL TIME, REALLY!?!?!?! YOU WOULD REALLY GET PENETRATED AND STILL CONSIDER YOURSELF STRAIGHT!?

    I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAYS, BUT TO BE GAY AND MASK IT WITH 'WELL THE DICK IS ATTACHED TO mSRZA' THEN BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASSHOLE PENETRATED!?!?!?


    REALLY!?!??!

    reallly?!?
    So is a girl putting her tongue on your asshole gay?

    Because that shit feels good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    im gonna vote yes but ultimately, it depends on the size of the strap on, weather it's white or black and if i get to fuck her in return...
    LMAO! "yeah i got penetrated in the ass, but atleast i got some pussy after"

    LMOA! what a fucking faggot! You wouldn't last 9 minutes in my boy scout troop queer.


    the size? really? like if a good looking tranny with a baby dick plopped in square in your as and released their frustration in the form of liquid love you would TOTALLY be ok with it cause at least it's small?

    really?
    at least you get to kiss her afterwards, fag, lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    LMAO! "yeah i got penetrated in the ass, but atleast i got some pussy after"

    LMOA! what a fucking faggot! You wouldn't last 9 minutes in my boy scout troop queer.


    the size? really? like if a good looking tranny with a baby dick plopped in square in your as and released their frustration in the form of liquid love you would TOTALLY be ok with it cause at least it's small?

    really?
    at least you get to kiss her afterwards, fag, lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    LMAO! "yeah i got penetrated in the ass, but atleast i got some pussy after"

    LMOA! what a fucking faggot! You wouldn't last 9 minutes in my boy scout troop queer.


    the size? really? like if a good looking tranny with a baby dick plopped in square in your as and released their frustration in the form of liquid love you would TOTALLY be ok with it cause at least it's small?

    really?
    at least you get to kiss her afterwards, fag, lmao!
    LMFAO gotta agree with everything TSA said in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    im gonna vote yes but ultimately, it depends on the size of the strap on, weather it's white or black and if i get to fuck her in return...
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    So is a girl putting her tongue on your asshole gay?

    Because that shit feels good.
    DUDE! tTHIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE THIS ARGUEMENT SOUND STRAIGHT

    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK
    THIS IS GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS BY A PLASTIC DICK

    WHY DONT YOU JUST GO FOR THE REAL DEAL, ITS SOFTER!

    INFACT WHAT!?!
    IS THIS REALLY GONNA BE A DISCUSSION?!?!


    WHAT?! A PLASTIC DICK!?!? ATTACHED TO MS RZA!?!?? WHY?!
    CAUSE YOU LIKE GETTING PENETRATED IN THE ASS, NO OTHER REASON!?
    "WELL SHES HAWT DERRRPP!!"
    LMAO THEY SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY

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    The real loser here really is Skampoe cuz there isn't a dildo big enough to surpass his ginormous buttflaps

























    J/K...I like Skampoe...not in a dildo up the crapper kinda way but still...
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  14. #29

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    Honestly.... and Im being real... I know guys that like getting their hole licked.. as nasty as that sounds... I dont know about the whole getting penetration thing.. but it does raise questions.....
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  15. #30

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    Ok.

    Serious for one post.

    Ass hole licked......yes.

    Asshole penetrated by finger while recieving head in the drop....yes.

    Penetration by dildo.......no.

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