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    its next level shit, god.

    gotta read between the lines of the is shit, god.

    dont just go with what your told is funny, god.

    Deck's verse on A Better Tomorrow cracks me up every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    Can I cum on your knee caps now?

    hahahahahahah

    This is not a joke, im serious.

    hahahahahahah
    Knee caps? LMFAO!!! What in sam hell?

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    I read that knee caps were the most pleasurable place for a woman to be touched.

    Or was it the most painful place to get shot?

    I forget.

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    knee caps?



    what you kids into these days?

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    ← thinks that Ilz should have an "ask a woman anything thread". it would be better than beautiflyb's

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    I think so too...

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    It would go something like this.....

    All men love me. Im great. (I promise Im not just insecure and hiding behind this false confidence).

    End thread.

    I'd rather we had a thread where NBAJAM explained the difficulties of living with 2 chins in this judgemental world in which we live.

    Dudes chin looks like a he feel asleep on a ruler.

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    LMFAO!! that was actually funny Senator. ( I tried to rep you but I apparently must spread some repution around before repping you again.)

    I give good advice.


    Nothing about my confidence is false though, I'm pretty fucking conceited with reason of course.
    Last edited by ilzPotent; 01-07-2009 at 04:24 PM.

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    bitch can scrap too
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    Thanks for the rep, Ilz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyTooch View Post
    bitch can scrap too

    Yessir. 3 brothers and 2 older sisters. Food was scarce in my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilzPotent View Post
    Yessir. 3 brothers and 2 older sisters. Food was scarce in my house.
    Things were similar in Skampoes house.

    He lost 8 brothers and sisters to starvation.

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    hahaha
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilzPotent View Post
    What does this mean??
    it means youre an ugly fuckin bitch and someone should slap u til u turn purple

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHRAP View Post
    it means youre an ugly fuckin bitch and someone should slap u til u turn purple
    oh, my feeling are so hurt. I am never. never ever, eva eva gonna go outside again cause some balding eggheaded e-thug said I'm ugly... wait

    IM SO HIDEOUS! WAHHHHHHH



    Not! Eat Wang Fag.
    Last edited by ilzPotent; 01-07-2009 at 07:52 PM.

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