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    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Rino View Post
    Europeans got the better LIFE tho

    we got the best cars and beers in the world, germany
    Chevorlet trucks and Budweiser. YEEEEEE HAAAAAA nuff said.

    the best food, italy
    We invented Taco Bell and McDonalds. Nuff said.


    the best wine, france
    Mad Dog 20/20.........Nuf said.


    the best weed, netherlands
    Spray some bug spray on some home grown, just like you were smokin in the netherlandz nuff said.

    the finest chikks from everywhere
    plus the better health care and job system
    Actually, we get the variety of bitches from asia(minibush), mexico(ms rza), South American (Blakcula), Latin America (ilzpotent), Africa (BeutiflyB), nuff said.

    ^and thats whats really important in life

    all that other entertainment stuff like music, films and sports n shit we just pick from u guys
    Nuff said.
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    ^^The American Dream: we bring the facts, they return with fantasy

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    ^^ Has never been to Taco Bell or sipped the Mad Dog 20/20 under a bridge.

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    ^^is right about that mad dog shit

    hahahhhh Maaaad Dooog??? that name alone makes your wine-statement worthless

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    ^^European TV @ midday: thats what i call FREEDOM!!

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    ^i used to drink mad dog 20/20 about 10 years ago when i was around 15. My mum bought me it and it almost put me off drinking for life. I drunk one orange bottle and a lil of a green bottle then i was violently sick. no more of that shit for me.


    right now I've been drinking makers mark bourbon....thats some nice fuckin alcohol right there...




    ^ Thats da shizniz






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    Wine Drinker = Whino

    Nuff Said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp View Post
    Budweiser. YEEEEEE HAAAAAA nuff said.
    I stopped reading there.

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    budweiser tastes watered down to me, maybe im just used to stronger lager. pussies.

    either that, or the budweiser you export to us, you piss in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof.RINO View Post

    ^^European TV @ midday: thats what i call FREEDOM!!
    yeap...starin at American bitches.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    Lol at somone thinkin Germans live a better life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp View Post
    Wine Drinker = Whino

    Nuff Said.

    no no no no no, wine drinker = woman

    mad dog 50/50 drinker = wino

    full strength beer drinker = Man

    light beer drinker = American - how the fuck you get drunk offa that shit ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by KLIION JENSEN View Post
    no no no no no, wine drinker = woman

    mad dog 50/50 drinker = wino

    full strength beer drinker = american women
    henny=american men
    light beer drinker = euro fairies - how the fuck you get drunk offa that shit ???
    fixed lol

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    ^ lol, i drink Henny too, and i'm not sure, but i dont think we get "light beer" in England, we get Stella Artois though...that shit aint called "wife beater" for nuthin....

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    Europeans drink a helllll of a lot more than americans. we drink pints in a club or pub... you pussies drink little bottles of bud. <i didnt get that from the 50 lyric... that would be sadder than skampoes age and post count.


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