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    next time spike her drink with a little bit of AIDS.

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    Dunno why that posted 3 times

    apologies for fuckin up your thread Mef

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    lol wtf durag?

    CONservative goverMENt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durag View Post
    She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night
    Guilty.

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    was this girl named thelma, and did she have a rep that was higher than her neck, did Every girl from Shaolin diss her respect?


    if so I think there is a song about you

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    should have kept kissing her amish style keeping the tongues in the barns



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    What does glandular look like?














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    LMFAO!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHA DIS GUSTING!

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    so how many days you got left to live??

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    She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJMethods View Post
    I was with a girl the other weekend and I kissed her hello when I saw her, that led to a lot more kissing in the hotel. She then stopped and said "I'm really sick we probably shouldn't kiss" and I'm cool with that shit cause I'm into my hookers. We fucked, she left.

    3 days later I get a text saying "i've got glandular fever".

    I was ok for about a week, now my throats playing up, glans are swollen to shit all over the place and my usual morning jog turned into 1k before I was fucked. Go to the doctor, he tells me it's probably glandular fever and does some tests (Awaiting the results).

    What should I do to pay this whore back? She coulda told me BEFORE kissing me, the cunt.
    thats what u get for fucking dirty hoes, u fucking dirty bitch
    be glad it wasnt HIV faggot

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    whats more scandalous?
    bitches withholding that kind of info
    or a bitch not lettting you pull out?

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    murder her

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