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    Quote Originally Posted by DJMethods View Post
    I was with a girl the other weekend and I kissed her hello when I saw her, that led to a lot more kissing in the hotel. She then stopped and said "I'm really sick we probably shouldn't kiss" and I'm cool with that shit cause I'm into my hookers. We fucked, she left.

    3 days later I get a text saying "i've got glandular fever".

    I was ok for about a week, now my throats playing up, glans are swollen to shit all over the place and my usual morning jog turned into 1k before I was fucked. Go to the doctor, he tells me it's probably glandular fever and does some tests (Awaiting the results).

    What should I do to pay this whore back? She coulda told me BEFORE kissing me, the cunt.
    isnt this shit called mono? the kissing devease
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    ^^^Yer, in America it is.

    I dont get the STD stuff though, it's more like a flu. Have niggas ever been laid or what?




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    the funniest is this fact that DJ meth has no serious threads, pigeon ? for real ? since the start - aussies have been the point of ridicule, your a bunch of racist wankers that know nothing about our greart country, we have fun with your racist points of view calling u stoooopid and laughing at you

    yes, im drunk *8dgrams* "on the firing line, mark, one round low, ready on the left ? read on the left - ready on the firing line, watch for your targets"




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    Isn't mono like herpes or some shit.

    Methods is talking about like, a fever thing.

    More like a cold/flu than herpes.

    Maybe this is called mono in the US.



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    i've never copped a diesese - and i buck the wildest whores in surfers paradise, i feel sorry for you punks, fo real. hahahaha, anyone got beer ? im thirsty




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    Drink water man, it provides the best hydration, while alcohol actually dehydrates you.



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    so does cannibus, o'd'n of weed is called "saturation" funny, because it means your drying your body:





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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    Isn't mono like herpes or some shit.

    Methods is talking about like, a fever thing.

    More like a cold/flu than herpes.

    Maybe this is called mono in the US.
    Yes, in the state and I can imagine everywhere else too, this infection's medically identifiable term is Mononucleosis and just like the cold sore or shingles it is a part of herpes virus family and can cause other problems related to the central nerve system.

    The doctor is in.

    CONservative goverMENt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    Drink water man, it provides the best hydration, while alcohol actually dehydrates you.
    Possibly the greatest post ever written.

    Except for the guy from the Ukraine who hit me up via PM to drop some gems like napalm on his beats. Word is bond.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DJMethods View Post
    Except for the guy from the Ukraine who hit me up via PM to drop some gems like napalm on his beats. Word is bond.

    lol////////// i laughed my ass off @ this



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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!! I thought I was special.

    Heard his rhymes though? Pretty good, some dope beats too.




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    he has PMed us all about year ago, i think.....with different username.....his beats were fruity loops synth style, i ain't gonna listen to em now


    lol lol lol




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    About 95 percent of the adult population has become infected with Epstein-Barr virus during their lives. Sometimes there are no symptoms, and other times it can can contribute to mono.
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