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    Default Official M4M Buttrape Thread(no homo)

    So, this thread is to answer the question everyone has been silently thinking about but has yet to have the courage to ask:

    Assume wu-corp was a prison and, obviously, it was segregated into a Male side and a Female side.

    Who, of the same sex would you rape, or attempt to purchase for cigarettes?

    Now, before you subliminal faggots call ME a queer, Remember, this isn't gay for 3 reasons:

    1) This is prison and there are no members of the opposite sex available.

    2) YOU are going to penetrate THEIR anus. As everyone knows, it is not gay to give, only to receive.

    3) The thread title says, and I quote, "no homo", making it 200% hetero.

    Don't be so insecure that you can't answer this question seriously, or it proves that you are gay.

    I'll start things off.

    I would probably make Skampoe my bitch, as he is very well-groomed, has lovely bosoms, and immaculate eye-brows. He is almost feminine, thereby making the transition easier.

    So, who would you faggots have gay prison-sex with?

    Females, you can choose another female if you'd like to participate.
    --youreallfags.


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    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    I'd go for TSA.

    Me and 2 of the boys would draw straws on who gets the asshole and who gets a nostril.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    I'd go for TSA.

    Me and 2 of the boys would draw straws on who gets the asshole and who gets a nostril.
    Good answer. Which is the preferred fuckhole? Anus or Nostril?
    --youreallfags.


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    Id say asshole.

    1. It'd be tighter.

    2. If you had a nostril you'd be very close to the guy in the other nostril.

    Feel me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    Id say asshole.

    1. It'd be tighter.

    2. If you had a nostril you'd be very close to the guy in the other nostril.

    Feel me?
    ahahahahah

    You're right, fucking a guy's asshole in prison is cool, but if you were to accidentally brush against a guys dick with your dick while you were fucking adjacent nostrils, that would be a little gay.
    --youreallfags.


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    Firm looks pretty appealing with that bunny suit of him. I could definitely see myself getting some tush tush from him.

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    Yeah.

    It'd be slightly awkward.

    I'd stick to fucking men in the ass and keep that faggit shit for others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iove View Post
    Firm looks pretty appealing with that bunny suit of him. I could definitely see myself getting some tush tush from him.
    Yes, he looks very approachable in that outfit. I can see how is innocence is endearing.
    --youreallfags.


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    For some reason I just had a vision of me grabbing them cute bunny ears and skull fucking Firm. I'm staying away from this thread. Slightly homo.

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    I'd pick Begongo, ponytail draggin from behind n LETS GO!


    (MASSIVE NO HOMO)

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    ^^Begongo is also a good answer. I'll fuck begongo right now and it won't be gay.

    (no homo?)
    --youreallfags.


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    just for the record:

    Toni Braxton Award (sexiest female poster)

    minibumpish 6 7.79%
    Blackula 21 27.27%
    MrsRzarectah 29 37.66%
    Colombian Mami 6 7.79%
    Begongo 15 votes 19.48%

    so yea its actually not gay to penetrate Begongogngoo

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    this is the the most literal gayest i've ever seen. lol.

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    ^Would convert to Islam.




    I would rape skampoe and a huge collection of shrimpy looking beta male faggots like wera for example, which wucorp has an abundance of.


    1. skampoe for his cup size and long hair, he can pass off as a blackula

    2. a large contingent of weaklings so it looks like im on a violent rape rampage and ppl leave me the fuck alone cause its almost like im doing it for pleashuh.



    special shout outs to infinity with the dick suckin lips, Slang with the pussy on his face, Begonogngongogngoo for not counting, and pat bateman for being handsome

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