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  • Hammer. You Cant Touch This.

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  • Bat. This Is America, Faggits!

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  • Chainsaw. When You Hear The Buzz.

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  • Sword. This Is Wu-Tang, Faggits!

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    Default Mad Niggaz Never Even New The Devil Had A Kid

    If you were Bruce Willis which weapon would you have choosen, and why?


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    Mad cunt

    I'd probably went with the sword.
    Good choice.

    I just wish he hadn't took so long choosing while Mr. Wallace was getting intruded downstairs



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    I'd probably have gone for the sword too.

    The hammer hasnt got the reach.

    Chainsaw might be bit noisy, my killers move in silence, namean?

    And the bat is like the sword, but not as sharp.

    Good choice, Bruce.

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    chainsaw all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKAMPOE View Post
    chainsaw all day.
    least effort?

    Wouldnt want to risk a heart attack while swinging the sword?

    Good thinking, lord.

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    i just think the chainsaw would serve up more justice to the crime of faggotry rape...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    least effort?

    Wouldnt want to risk a heart attack while swinging the sword?

    Good thinking, lord.

    hahahahahah

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    your a complete and utter failure of a human being. Plus you have dangerously low levels of melanin.
    that explains why you are such a cheeky fellow
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    id of grabbed that niggas dick no homo and whipped niggas with it


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    Is that Pulp Fiction? I've never seen it.

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    sword no doubt.

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    willis made the right choice
    who doesn't wanna live out some samurai shit??


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    Truthfully, the sword is really your only option.

    The Hammer is too small and would require close quarter combat and precision strikes that would be tough to achieve, as its main use is not for fighting.

    The baseball bat does not really offer the type of mortal wound potential that one would want in that type of situation.

    The chainsaw is just loaded with problems. First off, you gotta start it and its loud. Secondly, if you've ever handled a chainsaw, you know those fucking things stall like a motherfucker. Not to mention the possibility of the chain getting lose, and who knows if the thing even has gas in it.
    Plus its a mess, and again, unless your opponent is subdued, its tough to use.

    The samarai sword is the perfect choice for such quarters. Sleek, quiet, and deadly, its really the only choice.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    true

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