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    As some of you may know, I currently occupy a job selling tv's to the masses. Anything from 19 inch to 65 inch. Sometimes I sell a complete set with a Blu-Ray player and speakers, which also needs to be installed. And like that our installer take old stuff from people sometimes.

    This one time I sold a 26" Panasonic with Blu-Ray Home Theater set. Everything had to be installed and all the old stuff had to be removed. This included an old CD-I player. Philips failed attempt at penetrating the console market with a disc based system in the early ninties. Based upon a technique that they developed for Nintendo, in race with Sony.

    When I heard the customer saying this I said hold up. I'd like to have that one. That is some classicness right there. All said and done, I could pick it up at the folks home. Took me sometime to make an appointment because we just went into sales, and heavy driking after work does not leave much room for a customer visit.

    Today I finally went to pick up the player. After a long walk through Utrecht I found the place. They had everything set up to be taken away. Player model-450, controller & cables and CD-I's. Now this is were it got awkward. The dude who owned it wasn't there, and his mom handed it over. As soon as I was outside I took a closer look at the goods.

    No, Hotel Mario or fucked up Zelda games. Instead a modest collection of porn on Interactive CD's. All from 1995. The CD-I has turned into a Porn time machine. All this leaves me feeling a bit strange knowing this was a strangers collection.

    And now I am wondering who is investing in the second hand porn market. Seems a little sticky to me. Also I'm looking for a new controller for the player...
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    haha nice story...

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    fuck it, free is free...as long as it aint no fag shit in there ya good...

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    id feel weird touching any of that, espcially if it has a remote, uughh


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    i cop 2nd hand (no pun intended) porn all the time. Aint no thang but a chicken wang.

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    its not like this is the 80's or some shit and mothafuckas is still looking at them magazines. now secondhand magazines is some dirty shit, bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHRAP View Post
    bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages
    did you just turn into a yardie or something, lol, i bet you sound like a right dickhead when you talk like that.....i bet you talk like that infront of actual Jamaican people dont you, lol, and i bet they piss themselves laughing when you leave.....

    you truely are SupaWigga aint you ??

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    me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHRAP View Post
    me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood
    lmmfao.........you fucking moron.............if i lived your life i woulda found a really tall building to see if i could fly....lol........oh shit....i just pissed my pants laughing so god damn hard..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by KLIION JENSEN View Post
    oh shit....i just pissed my pants
    good job virgin, bet your mom will be happy

    i guess u would think its funny that i speak to my girl in her native language too

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    lol.....Jamaican Patois IS NOT A LANGUAGE.....the language most people in Jamaica speak is called ENGLISH.....the part of the speech that makes it sound so different is called an accent....my god you're one dumb little cracker......and i'll bet she laughs at you behind your back....cos you look & sound like a retard

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    my girl dont speak patois gago shes filipina

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    no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages

    it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english


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    well if you can speak her native tongue, then by all means do so....but you was the one trying to type/talk patois...making it out like ya girl (yeah right) was Jamaican

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages

    it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english
    sorry, but from what my black friends Jamaican parents have told me, it is English mainly, mixed with parts of other languages, and i do actually understand it enough to hold full on conversations & can talk it a little bit, but i choose not to (1) cos i'm white (2) cos i sound like a pratt when i do

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