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    His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

    Dear Michael,

    Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

    There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

    May God have mercy on your soul.

    Sincerely,
    Professor William Turner

    P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
    B is the new C



























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    Kung fu gland, LOL

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    fuckin genius
    "Kids nowadays, the soulless vessels that they are, just don't got a clue. It's hopeless, the future was yesterday my brotha and the end, it has only just begun..."


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    lol some funnt shit!!!!!!!!!!

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    I like
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    ahahhahhahahahahaha

    some of them were funny as fuck, good thread

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    LMFAO@ radioactive ooze...kungfu gland? hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninja View Post
    lol some funnt shit!!!!!!!!!!

    yeah that shit had me dying............


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    the elephant ones the all time classic


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    anyone got anymore of these?

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    Shiiit...dude spelt aesthetically perfectly and yet straight was incorrect.


    Lovely.

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    I love the 'I don't negotiatiate w/terrorists' one...and I thought all exam markers were joyless gits.

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    I've already seen some of these LOL but the new ones are fucking great ...I see alot of red x' tho

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    LOL "i don't negotiate with terrorists"

    xD

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    forget this post... image fucked up
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