we all make them, some of us even fake em. post your biggest mistakes.
a few years back, i met this somali broad with a slender body but the biggest smoothest booty a man could want. we dated, and eventually she stayed over (no sex) cuz she was hella coy (like that bitch shakespeare wanted so badly). while she was sleeping i moved closer to speak to her booty.
the conversation went as follows:
"you and i know that you're the reason why we met. tbh, i can't stand "Her" and her whiny reflections on male-female differences. the bitch is stoopid, she's unfocussed uncouth and always assuming the worst - but she's the worst. i just want you. infact, when i first chopped the sket all i could envision was the way the light from the Yorkdale Mall skywalk had illuminated your booty. at least what i saw in that brief glance. i want to work it out wit you and i hope you come back soon ready to work...."
at that moment i looked up and that conniving nosy bitch was glaring at me and i knew she had been eavesdropping on Our conversation. but tbh i think it was all my fault besides i should have known and wrote the booty a letter and slipped it in when the Other One wasn't looking.
anyways that's one of my biggest mistakes.