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    im staying home tonight. watching a movie, jacking off without porn (porn is dangerous lol, it turns out that alot of ppl develop strange fetishes cause porn allow then to associate arousal with things that wouldn't normally arouse them like balloons and quails...not that im into balloons and quails, but i've beat my dick to so much porn that normal women aren't as bonerific unless they're spread eagle smacking their vag with a dead fish, so a good half a year abstinance is good.)


    uhhh, that's about it.

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    Got up about an hour ago.

    Feeling a little bit half ill as i do in the mornings.

    Ate a banana.

    About to go to work.

    Any advice?



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    no im watching your beloved cavs play some mormon team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    im staying home tonight. watching a movie, jacking off without porn (porn is dangerous lol, it turns out that alot of ppl develop strange fetishes cause porn allow then to associate arousal with things that wouldn't normally arouse them like balloons and quails...not that im into balloons and quails, but i've beat my dick to so much porn that normal women aren't as bonerific unless they're spread eagle smacking their vag with a dead fish, so a good half a year abstinance is good.)


    uhhh, that's about it.
    haha...yes porn is very dangerous. This i agree. I remember as a high schooler, just imagining the girls in school was enough..now..i need to see a bitch get fucked by 12 guys in here earhole to be interested in porn.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    Got up about an hour ago.

    Feeling a little bit half ill as i do in the mornings.

    Ate a banana.

    About to go to work.

    Any advice?
    PLay a harmless prank on somebody at your work today. Put a sign on someones back that reads 'NickyTooch did it'

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    no im watching your beloved cavs play some mormon team.
    good choice. I am also watching this game.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    i lost my job, having trouble finding a new one, broke as shit, i have to pay rent and i'm afraid of asking my dad to loan me some money...i could not sleep last night so i stayed up watching those 90's batman cartoons...i finally fall asleep at around noon and just woke up at like 4 and i really really hate waking up at that hour cuz it gets dark at like 630....and i wanna get some treez but, again, i'm broke as hell
    cash rules. still don't nothin move but the money

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    Quote Originally Posted by drippie k View Post
    i lost my job, having trouble finding a new one, broke as shit, i have to pay rent and i'm afraid of asking my dad to loan me some money...i could not sleep last night so i stayed up watching those 90's batman cartoons...i finally fall asleep at around noon and just woke up at like 4 and i really really hate waking up at that hour cuz it gets dark at like 630....and i wanna get some treez but, again, i'm broke as hell
    yea, times are tough. Those batman cartoons were good. none of your friends can hook ya up??? assholes.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyTooch View Post
    PLay a harmless prank on somebody at your work today. Put a sign on someones back that reads 'NickyTooch did it'
    Ok.

    There is a friend of my brothers who works there who i play pranks on sometimes.

    He in turn, sometimes plays pranks on me.

    It is, really, a reciprocal pranking arrangement.

    I have come to understand why war is so prevalent.



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    i am feeling with hands on face and covering eyes with bumps and push them in for squeezing i need for go to market and get tissue and eggs for the lunch time that has ok
    SPECIAL REQUEST



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    Ok.

    There is a friend of my brothers who works there who i play pranks on sometimes.

    He in turn, sometimes plays pranks on me.

    It is, really, a reciprocal pranking arrangement.

    I have come to understand why war is so prevalent.
    you should take a picture with your camera phone as well. I imagine that you work at a starbucks or some other coffee shop that overcharges.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    CharlesJones recently PMed me with a 4 or 5 paragraphs explanation of his life story. It was a shocking tale.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    LMAO! post them!

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    haha...i think he feels some connection with me because we are both from Cleveland.

    I dont kno man, i think i would feel really awful if i did that. Most of it is what you would expect but other things might shock you....like his age.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    he literally doesn't notice anything on wucorp except his own posting
    he was sending me a shitload of hand typed willie d lyrics LOL as well as his view on society LOL then when i asked if he was being hypocritical to ignorant blacks he cut it to an abrupt end and hasn't said a word to me since

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    well after a night full of tequila drinking, wii sports and playing with unloaded guns i guess im gonna recover by watching black hawk down and building a fire

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    hahaha...thats why i can't do this to Charles. I'll just say that he is about 32 or 33 years old and doesnt reside in cleveland.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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