ive had a bird shit on me before....sucks....i hate birds.....my car plenty of times...
but that guy got shitted on...2 times...on camera.....ouch...
hahahahaha... i didnt see that coming
but seriously, im like a bird.. always droppin fly shit
but really tho, a bird did shit on me (L~>1<~NKS)
not the news dood
it happend outside a subway 2day durin my lunch break
i didn't notice until about 1/2 hour later when I was checking if my hair was falling out. i felt sumthin wet when i saw it and said GOTDAMN FFFFUCKIN MOCKIN BIRDS!!!
it had to be them cuz they was allover my cypher - begging for me to thow them a piece a bread like they were quacks. Thankfully they werent pigeons... nasty ass birds
and no im not talkin bout WOMEN - ironic isn't it?
that video was fuckin funny
I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird but that was probably made up by some chinese dude that got shitted on about 2,000 years ago
what are the odds ock
Years ago I got shitted on by a whole flock of birds when I was in spain, the worst part about it was it happened in front of this chick I was trying to fuck. Everything was going sweet till we got caught under but she managed to get away in time. I had to run back and shower which just fucked up the momentum I had going with her and just ruined my day.
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A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.
Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.
i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony.