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    ive had a bird shit on me before....sucks....i hate birds.....my car plenty of times...

    but that guy got shitted on...2 times...on camera.....ouch...

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    hahahahaha... i didnt see that coming

    but seriously, im like a bird.. always droppin fly shit

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    but really tho, a bird did shit on me (L~>1<~NKS)

    not the news dood

    it happend outside a subway 2day durin my lunch break

    i didn't notice until about 1/2 hour later when I was checking if my hair was falling out. i felt sumthin wet when i saw it and said GOTDAMN FFFFUCKIN MOCKIN BIRDS!!!

    it had to be them cuz they was allover my cypher - begging for me to thow them a piece a bread like they were quacks. Thankfully they werent pigeons... nasty ass birds

    and no im not talkin bout WOMEN - ironic isn't it?

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    that video was fuckin funny

    I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird but that was probably made up by some chinese dude that got shitted on about 2,000 years ago

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    ^^^

    what are the odds ock



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    Years ago I got shitted on by a whole flock of birds when I was in spain, the worst part about it was it happened in front of this chick I was trying to fuck. Everything was going sweet till we got caught under but she managed to get away in time. I had to run back and shower which just fucked up the momentum I had going with her and just ruined my day.



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    A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

    Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L1NKS View Post



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    hhahahahahahaha oh shit ahahahahaha i wasnt expectin the second drop lmao damn , sum say its good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iove View Post
    A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

    Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camoflaugeninja View Post
    ^hahahahahaha

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    i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Visions Unseen View Post
    I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird
    i think its only on your wedding day, and also when a bird shits on your new car.




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