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Thread: I banged a chick in Vegas and took pictures! (Pics included!)

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    Default I banged a chick in Vegas and took pictures! (Pics included!)

    I was kickin it at some fancy shmancy club in Las Vegas and i saw this FFYYYNNNEEE ass honey with green eyes, brown hair, and smokin' body just sitting down. I approached her and asked her for one dance.



    Next thing you know, the God is tongue wrestling with this German princess in the VIP section. She didn't speak English and was maaadd drunk!!!








    We both get REAALLY fucked up and we catch a cab back to my place at the MGM! (No, Rae nor Ghost were nowhere in sight.)


    I open the door and grabbed this young honey by the thighs and slammed her on the bed. We did some licking, nibbling, biting. We then tried banging for a bit but i was so drunk i couldn't get hard! It was like trying to push string cheese through a donut! But a couple hours later while she was sleeping next to me, I got sober and tapped it while she was passed out!! The God strikes again!!!!!




    I then stole her panties in the morning and kicked that bitch out the room! BBAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! SUUU!!!!!!!!


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    looks like youll be neding this two

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great Dane View Post
    looks like youll be neding this two

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    cool thread though

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    (I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!)

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    How much did she run you?? i heard some escorts can get pricey in Vegas.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    ^^Haha, very funny Dr. Jones! Very funny!
    Last edited by Emperor Les; 01-28-2009 at 09:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emperorles View Post

    The expression makes it look like the first time that dude touched a chick's underwear before.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    Great story! Was the pussy good?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post
    I don't want to put the effort in to meeting women Call it $600 a month and that's just $300 a fortnight out of my pay, so what? I get to fuck top of the line 10/10 sluts and not deal with the other bullshit that comes with women
    Quote Originally Posted by TSA
    That's why I really can't fuck with escorts. They're just fucking you cause you paid them so that's wack, they cost money, only seem like a good idea before you nut

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    yo best thread in GD right now.....lol you stupid!.....oh snap good stuff...

    " (I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!) "

    wasn't she passed out you grimeball LOL...

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    It would be even better if it was a true story.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    LMAO at ironman! AHAHAhahha!

    Nice work les.


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    niiice 8D
    cash rules. still don't nothin move but the money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironman View Post
    Great story! Was the pussy good?
    Shaved like a baby. Tasted like licorice too!

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    hhhhahahahahahahahaahhahaaa

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