i asked what you thought about obama and i was right when i told you he would win
then i said something about you digging in the trash can cause its hilarious
you can't act like that's not hilarious
like getting ban then the screen goes "TWO DAYS LATER" and your in trash scratching a slab of swine thinking its a lot ticket reciting the lyrics to the dawsons creek theme all slow and winded with your voice trembling a little
Or the time (in my head) where a bunch of kids were freestyling and you walk up to them in a turtle neck Boogaloo Shrimp jumpsuit and go
"You kids think that's hip hop? Set aside youngsta"
then start making walrus and fart noises with you hands cupped over you mouth ahahahahahahahhah gettin all light headed and shit LMAO! AAHAHahahhaHAHAHAH!
Last night I went out for drinks with some colleagues from work.
My little sister was there and was obnoxiously drunk.
Consequently, I found out at what age she lost her virginity.
I don't think I needed to know that information.
^you should have smacked the shit out of her. shes was drunk and wouldnt have remembered it. Teenage girls are the worst drunks ever, cant handle it, and get alll emotional / annoying and then proceed to get sick everwhere. No wonder drunk teens get raped, its probably the only way to get them to shut the fuck up.
too late dookie. the lipstick stains are on my boxers already.
fred i'm biting your posts and making a new thread.
so we have the inevitable return of the skidouche...welcome back, although it's not like you left anyway,lmao
checking in was good enuff.
be all that you can be.