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    Default You thought i was a failure..actually...(Official GAVIN explainations thread)

    this is the hot spot to bundle up all his explainations to his failed life and insanity.


    i'll drop bangers in a few. mods sticky this, its about to get grizzly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    this thread was a response to cool dan's "true hollywood story" about my life.

    these crackers got me fucked up. muhfukkas wanna believe everything that comes out of tissas mouth.

    sheeeeit

    crackers stay with they lips puckered wishing that i slap my dick on em.

    watch when i drop the "eat your words cuz you used to be my girl" thread.

    i got all my haters quoted lol'n, ass kissin, reppin me and praisin the God

    it all boils down to cats jealous and mad over internet props.
    mad cuz i maxed rep,
    mad cuz i made vat in 4 months,
    mad cuz i was makin ill sigs,
    mad cuz my allah stock was thru the roof,
    mad cuz i had gen chat poppin with the games and fun threads,

    and thats fucking pathetic. thatts another reason i deleted my account.
    it aint that serious. fuck a rep bar and a post count.

    i mean how does me being here affect your life to the point that you literally are angry? hahahahah



    when you constantly got a nigga name in you mouth you tellin me that i am affecting your life. look at the amount of posts dedicated to trying to insult me. for what? cause i left wucorp and came back? hehe cuz before i left the same fags was down.
    did i hurt your feelings when i left?
    did you feel betrayed when i joined the corpse?
    did you beat your dick with your salty tears while reading my old poists?


    niggas like tauro don't give a fuck. no how i know? he hasn't dsaid shit to me about me or near me. thats how you show a miuhfukka you don't give a shit.

    like fermi. fermi can post a thread and NOBODY will respond. if you really wanted to "get at me" you woulda done that.

    so here since yall begged and begged....

    +unzips+

    you can line up and get tto suckin..
    one at a time please and look me in the eye while you do it.

    bitchh ass faggots








































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    That style post has me convinced.

    I was wrong.



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    whatever you are thinking... stop now cause calling the police in real life for genereal wise sending magazines to your house beacuse YOU posted your address on wucorp is the most bitchassed thing a human could possibly do.

    the second most bitch assed thing you can do is brag about how rich you are when you have an EBT card in your wallet. cuz yo dad couldn't hack it in america.



    true story real life.

    now you can try to make up some fabrications about:
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend.....

    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga.

    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll.



    now proceed with this bullshit if you feel thats what you need to do. but make sure you keep it real.


    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.



    true story, real life.


    what happens when you get to be my age and all your greatest memories are wucorp related? my memories of being in my 20s was all about partying college fucking alot of women.

    yours will be about how you ruled general chat and sonned so many people with grizzly threads on a frifday night.



    20 yrs old and still in HIGH SCHOOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    whatever you are thinking... stop now cause calling the police in real life for genereal wise sending magazines to your house beacuse YOU posted your address on wucorp is the most bitchassed thing a human could possibly do.

    the second most bitch assed thing you can do is brag about how rich you are when you have an EBT card in your wallet. cuz yo dad couldn't hack it in america.



    true story real life.

    now you can try to make up some fabrications about:
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend.....

    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga.

    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll.



    now proceed with this bullshit if you feel thats what you need to do. but make sure you keep it real.


    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.



    true story, real life.


    what happens when you get to be my age and all your greatest memories are wucorp related? my memories of being in my 20s was all about partying college fucking alot of women.

    yours will be about how you ruled general chat and sonned so many people with grizzly threads on a frifday night.



    20 yrs old and still in HIGH SCHOOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    what happens when you get to be my age and all your greatest memories are wucorp related? my memories of being in my 20s was all about partying college fucking alot of women.

    yours will be about how you ruled general chat and sonned so many people with grizzly threads on a frifday night.



    20 yrs old and still in HIGH SCHOOL
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    whatever you are thinking... stop now cause calling the police in real life for genereal wise sending magazines to your house beacuse YOU posted your address on wucorp is the most bitchassed thing a human could possibly do.

    the second most bitch assed thing you can do is brag about how rich you are when you have an EBT card in your wallet. cuz yo dad couldn't hack it in america.

    true story real life.

    now you can try to make up some fabrications about:
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend.....

    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga.

    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll.



    now proceed with this bullshit if you feel thats what you need to do. but make sure you keep it real.


    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.



    true story, real life.


    what happens when you get to be my age and all your greatest memories are wucorp related? my memories of being in my 20s was all about partying college fucking alot of women.

    yours will be about how you ruled general chat and sonned so many people with grizzly threads on a frifday night.


    Contradictions and Impressive parts highlighted.



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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    whatever you are thinking... stop now cause calling the police in real life for genereal wise sending magazines to your house beacuse YOU posted your address on wucorp is the most bitchassed thing a human could possibly do.

    the second most bitch assed thing you can do is brag about how rich you are when you have an EBT card in your wallet. cuz yo dad couldn't hack it in america.



    true story real life.

    now you can try to make up some fabrications about:
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend.....

    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga.

    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll.



    now proceed with this bullshit if you feel thats what you need to do. but make sure you keep it real.


    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.



    true story, real life.


    what happens when you get to be my age and all your greatest memories are wucorp related? my memories of being in my 20s was all about partying college fucking alot of women.

    yours will be about how you ruled general chat and sonned so many people with grizzly threads on a frifday night.



    20 yrs old and still in HIGH SCHOOL
    how did assnose get style to actually turn this into an official gavin explanations thread?


    all style had to do was... not explain anything


    i mean, how did he do it?



    more akbar

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    heres a few things that either made me laugh or wanted explained -


    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend*
    show us the 82 stores, (are they real physical stores or just shitty lil websites that no-one buys your gear from?)

    show us the TV & magazine adverts you've had,

    show us a quick overview of your financial records with stock & net profit data going back over the years your company has been going.


    show me your world wide trend

    show me anyone that actually thinks your shitty clothes are good so i can slap them in the face with my toosh

    now i don't care if you actually tell us these things but if you can't then your just gonna prove that your a complete bullshitter who thinks boosting his ego online will somehow help him with his everyday life.




    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE
    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga*
    Yeah but he probably does'nt spend much time with you. He's no doubt one of those kids that wished his dad would spend more time with him but he's too busy licking mayo outta buttholes and beefing on music forums to do that.



    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE
    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll*
    yeah alot of people have a car,money and a house..it's not like your the only person.

    So whats the name of your business, i just wanna check over the details of the company to see if your legit. how many employees you got, how many work for free?





    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE
    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    so who are you on here, gavin the skinny tall ass annoying egotistical meglomaniac? cos you seem to playing up to the persona very well.



    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.

    when you log off only skampoe gives a shit so you can feel happy knowing a fat obese lispy ass downsyndromed lazy eye motherfucker is missing you,lmfao


    please spew more sewage if ya like gavin, it'll just make me laugh at ya more..
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    Quote Originally Posted by FERMI PARADOX View Post
    heres a few things that either made me laugh or wanted explained -




    show us the 82 stores, (are they real physical stores or just shitty lil websites that no-one buys your gear from?)

    show us the TV & magazine adverts you've had,

    show us a quick overview of your financial records with stock & net profit data going back over the years your company has been going.


    show me your world wide trend

    show me anyone that actually thinks your shitty threads are good so i can slap them in the face with my toosh

    now i don't care if you actually tell us these things but if you can't then your just gonna prove that your a complete bullshitter who thinks boosting his ego online will somehow help him with his everyday life.






    Yeah but he probably does'nt spend much time with you. He's no doubt one of those kids that wished his dad would spend more time with him but he's too busy licking mayo outta buttholes and beefing on music forums to do that.





    yeah alot of people have a car,money and a house..it's not like your the only person.

    So whats the name of your business, i just wanna check over the details of the company to see if your legit. how many employees you got, how many work for free?







    so who are you on here, gavin the skinny tall ass annoying egotistical meglomaniac? cos you seem to playing up to the persona very well.





    when you log off only skampoe gives a shit so you can feel happy knowing a fat obese lispy ass downsyndromed lazy eye motherfucker is missing you,lmfao


    please spew more sewage if ya like gavin, it'll just make me laugh at ya more..
    I'm just gonna say this....nobody wants to read blue writing. This is why I skip each and every one of your posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    whatever you are thinking... stop now cause calling the police in real life for genereal wise sending magazines to your house beacuse YOU posted your address on wucorp is the most bitchassed thing a human could possibly do.

    the second most bitch assed thing you can do is brag about how rich you are when you have an EBT card in your wallet. cuz yo dad couldn't hack it in america.
    lmao


    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post



    true story real life.

    now you can try to make up some fabrications about:
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend.....

    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga.

    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll.



    now proceed with this bullshit if you feel thats what you need to do. but make sure you keep it real.


    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.



    true story, real life.

    ARAB MONEY



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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    whatever you are thinking... stop now cause calling the police in real life for genereal wise sending magazines to your house beacuse YOU posted your address on wucorp is the most bitchassed thing a human could possibly do.

    the second most bitch assed thing you can do is brag about how rich you are when you have an EBT card in your wallet. cuz yo dad couldn't hack it in america.



    true story real life.

    now you can try to make up some fabrications about:
    *my clothing line- 82 stores, BET , MTV, VIBE, celebs, world wide trend.....

    *my son- fully fed. nicely clothed. he plays his 1st baseball game tomorrow afternoon. a sport which i taught him how to play. and has more daily female contact than you. non pussy gettin ass nigga.

    * to top it off- I got money, a car and a house fully paid for. and own my own business with employees on payroll.



    now proceed with this bullshit if you feel thats what you need to do. but make sure you keep it real.


    when i log off i'm good looking Gavin the entrepreneur.
    when you log off you're ugly funky armed virgin Derrick the token.



    true story, real life.


    what happens when you get to be my age and all your greatest memories are wucorp related? my memories of being in my 20s was all about partying college fucking alot of women.

    yours will be about how you ruled general chat and sonned so many people with grizzly threads on a frifday night.



    20 yrs old and still in HIGH SCHOOL



    damn!

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