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    Default Senator C. Penistime

    http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...986085,00.html


    ^^^READ IT, FAGGIT, you just got exposed.





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    How many females are you currently having regular sex with, GHOSTLACED?

    Would I be right in guessing none?

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    Penisbutterjellytime!!!!!


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    LOL!

    HAPPY PALANTINE'S GAY!!!
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    LOL!

    HAPPY PALANTINE'S GAY!!!
    This would work much better on Valantines Day.

    And if you just did it once.

    And if it were a bit funnier.

    Maybe if you added a picture or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    This would work much better on Valantines Day.

    And if you just did it once.

    And if it were a bit funnier.

    Maybe if you added a picture or something.

    Ok, ok, ok..... How bout this?

    HAPPY PALANTINE'S GAY!!!


    Do Not Open Until February 14th
    Was that better?
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    Ok, ok, ok..... How bout this?


    HAPPY PALANTINE'S GAY!!!

    Do Not Open Until February 14th


    Was that better?

    It was better.

    But because of the previous posts (2 of which I'm aware) it didnt really have the impact.

    Good effort though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    Ok, ok, ok..... How bout this?

    HAPPY PALANTINE'S GAY!!!


    Do Not Open Until February 14th
    Was that better?

    ^^^this reeks of style!






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    hahahaha...."penis"
    --youreallfags.


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    Yo Penistime, on a 1-10 basis, whats the baddest bitch youve intercoursed?

    Ibet its a 5, AT MOST.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    Yo Penistime, on a 1-10 basis, whats the baddest bitch youve intercoursed?

    Ibet its a 5, AT MOST.
    10 being perfect.

    0 being Skampoe's wife.

    I'd say, 8.

    I was with an underwear model for a few months, Id say she was the best.

    The 2 girls I'm sleeping with at the moment....i'd say 5 and 7.

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    Hey Penistime, know this guy?

    Dick Cheney
    I am not amused



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    Ring a bell much?

    Not you is it?


    ME: Israel
    You: Senator C Palestine


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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    Hey Penistime, know this guy?

    Dick Cheney
    I am not amused



    Join Date: Feb 2008
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    Ring a bell much?

    Not you is it?


    ME: Israel
    You: Senator C Palestine
    Its pretty obvious when you don't know Dick
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    Last edited by Dick Cheney; 05-16-2011 at 06:23 AM.

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    No, it's not me actually.

    Great, great post though.

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    Having at least 2 accounts, how much time does that leave for your 5 and 7?


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