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    Quote Originally Posted by triggahappy187
    Why even fuck a girl in her ass?
    what i typed there was joking around, but you're the only other person i know who thinks anal is wrong, i'm that other person. for me, it's wrong, more pain than pleasure for the girl, it's selfish stuff. i love and respect my women, and so i don't want to do anything that's out of the ordinary to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashqauck
    i often stimulate my ass insides with carrots and such, peace and respect!
    I find bannanas to reach the spots that carrots can't satisfy. nahmean?

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    Default Re: Weird Ass Porno,lmfao!!!

    man regular porno make me laugh hard with the cheesy actin and shit... i think id die laughin if i saw that happen outta nowhere

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    Default Re: Weird Ass Porno,lmfao!!!

    Real question is wha da fuck kinda porn have you been watchin

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    LMAO@ this thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Warrior
    Are you sure she didn't just loose control of her vowels and shitted on the guy's dick? Cause nothing else comes out the ass except shit, right? Unless, of course this is some crazy ass CG we're talking about.

    LMAO
    And it's bowels not vowels . . . unless you meant to imply she was shit talking O_o lol.
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    I'd drink it.....
    "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path
    of torment. I know none other as sure..."

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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA LMAO. This topic is fucking classic. WTF.
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    I'd swallow the whole package, spray it back out through my nose,into a cup, heat it up, some cream and some sugar and drink it again.......If I want more...I'd jam my kick ass dick back into that water cave to pump out some more juice.......
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    Argh
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
    dis dudez fuckin sum bitch up da ass,and she startz moanin,and she goes IM GON BUST!!!, and she bustz out her ass,LMFAO!!!
    I got paid mad money for that, they changed the script like 5 mins before the shoot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hova0023
    LMAO@ this thread!


    And it's bowels not vowels . . . unless you meant to imply she was shit talking O_o lol.
    Yes, bowels that's what I meant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 09
    I'd drink it.....
    Just one fresh cup of ass jucie will keep you going all day! Try it now, $19.95. Only 20 units left Suzan, by the way folks, Suzan is supplying the ass juices herself.

    That's right Jim, I've been constantly stimulating my rectum for the past 48 hours, I'm just that committed to our customers.

    We've just received a cease and desist, only 20 units left!

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    dey sh
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Warrior
    Are you sure she didn't just loose control of her bowels and shitted on the guy's dick? Cause nothing else comes out the ass except shit, right? Unless, of course this is some crazy ass CG we're talking about.

    LMAO
    i doubt it wa sshit, i do think it was CG,cuz like dis bergundy stuff shot out like cum,but out da ass.and it didnt look like shit,it looked like str8 female cum,lol.

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    Default Re: Weird Ass Porno,lmfao!!!

    UPLOAD, we need to see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolish
    i remember there's some anal orgasm you can have, watch the movie road trip, it's a fact.

    but man i wish i never find myself in that situation, if i'm doing a girl in the ass now and she says "i'm gonna bust!" i now know to duck and cover, instead of standing there with a what the fuck look and getting sprayed with who in the hell knows what.
    dis is called milkin da prostate,and it makez u bust out ur dick not ass. and 2 da person dat asked y fuck a gurl up da ass,it gives da gurl da same pleasure as vaginal sex,cuz u hittin da same wall,but u hittin da bak of da wall,dat gives pleasure,1

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