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  • A- pushes a chicks hand away from his lil pecker

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  • B /fights a bitch off from kissin him ''IN THE MOUTH''

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  • C/ asks to be taken home immediatly cuz every thing is just moving too fast on a date

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  • D/ cuz he couldnt hold his likkaah even when hes an alledged bar tender

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    Default thunderfucked piece of toiletry lined ramblings thread AKA fuckshitfaggotopolis

    DJ Methods i just wanted to take a moment to personally thank you for shining a ray of sun into my life on such a dark and rainy morning.

    waking up to find the front page of gen chat completely dedicated to me made me smile deep in my heart's vagina.

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    pity post ...
    Bushido is realised in the presence of death.
    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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    Sad thing is, it actually probably did make you feel real life happy.

    And made you think you were causing all sorts of commotion.

    And getting amazing interaction.

    You fucking psychopath.

    Busting nuts over interaction on a fucking wu tang forum.

    You fucking freak of a 'human'



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    Default STYLE vs DJ Methods

    why you wanna playahate methods let me set you str8
    cause if i start to gavinate your pussy walls would condensate
    slap yo face with a flaccid 8, too much beef when its fully erect
    a pussy with teeth you don't deserve respect
    you a dick with no balls you ain't commin correct.
    its gettin late down under you might as well go to bed
    you like STYLE with no glitter, you ain't makin no threads.

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    i can't wait till pat bateman comes back to the corp.



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    STYLE is Black Sally.



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    Default Testosterone Donation Drive

    You may have noticed, since my return Pats Estrogen levels have spiked dramatically.

    Fig A represents Pats normal Estrogen Hormone levels, which are dangerously high for a young ossy male. this also explains his inability to grow facial hair.

    Fig B represents Pats Estrogen levels since my return. the excess estrogen that pat's body cannot process is being excreted from his body via his rectum in the form of a slippery precipitate discharge.


    note that on day 3, which is today, his Estrogen levels have peaked.
    this spike in femininity coincides with his temperamental attitude, and overly emotional disposition.

    coincidentally today is also the best time for him to get anally penetrated as he is well lubricated.




    These Batemanesque Qualities mark his classic case of hormone imbalance:




    pat may be suffering from other side effects such as:

    sore, lactating nipples-make sure to take supplimental vitamins as you will lose vital nutirents by leaking nutrient rich milk from you new breasts. a warm wet towel will sooth the soreness of the nipple.
    don't be afraid to drink the milk. moob milk has been listed in the Forbes top 25 of the worlds most exotic refreshments.



    water retention- this may have a negative effect on your self image. lets all reassure pat that he is beautiful no matter what his weight may be.

    mood swings- we must all be sensitive to his condition. he may be cordial one moment then lash out the next. remember that his chemistry is a rollercoaster right now.


    increased interest in sexual activity- Pat is craving hard dick today.

    WARNING:
    due to his astronomically high estrogen levels, it is not certain if Pat is ovulating. It is quite possible he may produce an egg.

    ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM.




    PAT NEEDS OUR LOVE, HELP AND SUPPORT.


    Please help this young ladyboy achieve a sense of normalcy.
    donate whatever testosterone you can:
    semen
    armpit sweat
    toenails
    taint hair
    bottled hot man breath
    trimmed beard and moustache hair
    testicles
    beer
    whiskey
    sports videos



    send them to
    Sean Micheal Faggazoni
    c/o Austrailian Manhood Institute
    Sydney AUS 2920




    lets get this kid dancin again

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    This takes childishness to a 32 year old level of semi complexity.

    Oh i get it, i am not a man, due to estrogen levels...

    32 or more years, and you came up with this?





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    wear a condom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    This takes childishness to a 32 year old level of semi complexity.

    Oh i get it, i am not a man, due to estrogen levels...

    32 or more years, and you came up with this?



    don't read so deep into this.

    you are not a man because you cannot grow a mustache.

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    What are you talking about?

    You come up with this, after probably 3 days of planning?

    Imagine meeting you in person, i can envisage your even quicker on your feet if it were possible.

    That's right, you have "amazing visual intelligence".

    So basically, your main insult here, is that i am feminine?

    Honestly, i'm fine with you saying that as often as you like, compared to the sad fact that you're over 32 years of age and your insulting someone over 10 years your junior by calling them a woman, it's almost a compliment.





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    maaaaaan why do you delete the wolf?

    he was much better at this.

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