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    Ask your questions here children.
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    Is General Wise really locked up in Guantanamo bay's basement?
    bring back begongo!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wera View Post
    Is General Wise really locked up in Guantanamo bay's basement?
    No, general wise is in southern california like he's always been.
    Gitmo is where we keep truly dangerous towel heads.
    Unwanted magazine subscriptions doesn't fit the current definition of terrorism. As you know though everything is subject to change.
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    hahahahahhahahaah rep this man

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    Ok, thanks, I always wanted to know that.

    Now with the next question... a date with Begongo's cousin It or being in a cell with Elton John?











    So?

    bring back begongo!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wera View Post
    Ok, thanks, I always wanted to know that.

    Now with the next question... a date with Begongo's cousin It or being in a cell with Elton John?











    So?

    That's Begongo walking backwards. Don't go feeling all disappointed quite yet. I'm sure 'ol gongo puts out on the first date.
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    Dick, in this time of economic uncertainty, what what financial advice can you give?

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    Dick, in this time of economic uncertainty, what what financial advice can you give?
    Dump all your money in an off-shore account in the Bahama's. The caymans is a great option and I'd stick my dick in the asshole of just about every local female there.........as long as they're atleast six of course.
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    Which of the following are you

    Slang Gargler
    or
    Slang Gargler


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    Lacey yelled out "FAKE !!! FAKE!!!" when he went to see Wall-E.

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    Your options are missing choices such as
    Supreme Overlord
    Emperor of the United States
    etc......
    Slang Gargler reminds me of a bitch chokin on my jizz so that can't be me.
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    I took my nephew to watch wall e when it came out, 'upreme flick.

    Dick, do you ever do nice things for your family members, apart from shoot them in the face?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    I took my nephew to watch wall e when it came out, 'upreme flick.

    Dick, do you ever do nice things for your family members, apart from shoot them in the face?
    You can't play with a dick without getting fucked. I anal rape my wife in her sleep for our aniversary but aside from that, no. If you want something from me you better fucking earn it. Just like that suvabitch lawyer's loose lips earned himself a hunting trip.
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    dick, can u hook me up wih some alien pussy?



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    Food For Thought, i don't even pay you any attention because i know you're a retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palehorse View Post
    dick, can u hook me up wih some alien pussy?
    You've fucked a couple of aliens already. They don't all have big green heads. I send alien pussy whenever someone's getting a little too close.
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