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    Default do you openly admit to MASTURBATION to the people you know>?

    ...on the internet, oh i JACK the FUCK off, quote me...
    but in reality, i myself dont walk around talking about 'yo just as i was about to bust, i kinda bent my dick sideways and accidentally bust on the cat as it was wizzing by' and all that shit...

    were not stuck up or anything (ignore location) but yea jacking off is not exactly something i brag about.. can joke about tickling buttholes and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..
    say you got hoes, you pry got hoes in yo socks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vikthor View Post
    ...on the internet, oh i JACK the FUCK off, quote me...
    but in reality, i myself dont walk around talking about 'yo just as i was about to bust, i kinda bent my dick sideways and accidentally bust on the cat as it was wizzing by' and all that shit...

    were not stuck up or anything (ignore location) but yea jacking off is not exactly something i brag about.. can joke about tickling buttholes and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..
    Yo, That 'bustin on the cat shit got me dying over here

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    i never admit that face to face

    only in the e-world

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    i don't even think i have said i have jerked off online either.

    i think just FAP FAP FAP jokes. mostly in the booty temple.


    i have heard some guys on wucorp say shit like.
    "i'll be right back i'm gonna go beat my dick."
    or
    "i just beat my dick to this. watch it and beat your dick too"

    smh...
    i keep tellin cats that they will feel so much better if they just come out the closet.
    the truth will set you free.



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    Only during phone sex is it necessary to tell another individual that you're masturbating. only then.
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vikthor View Post
    and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..

    maybe a toe for a giggle...


    a foot? wtf?

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    i only tell the men i shag.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    I am skeptical of all "females" on wu-corp, but I think Tryxx is the most likely to be a secondary.
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying.

    if tryxx is a guy, after a year of posting as a woman...who is the joke on.

    go put on a dress and wig and hang out on the ho stroll for a month just so you can punk somebody.... see who laughs the most.


    can't you tell a man from a woman?

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    you're wrong there llcd. i am no secondary.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying.

    if tryxx is a guy, after a year of posting as a woman...who is the joke on.

    go put on a dress and wig and hang out on the ho stroll for a month just so you can punk somebody.... see who laughs the most.


    can't you tell a man from a woman?
    co-sign

    ain't nothing change but the address...

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    i think the only recent woman on this site apart from sarahuk(shes a psycho, msrza and qop)... is her^ karamal sundae(or however u spell it)

    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying

    dude, youve only been on this site for like 5 minutes.


    secondaries are wank. you should learn from that.

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    what about BB & TruWiz?

    ain't nothing change but the address...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaramelSundae View Post
    what about BB & TruWiz?
    He thinks we have penises...

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