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    Default Beans Don't Burn On The Grill

    I just woke up to a house full of smoke.

    damn it stinks and my smoke alrm is not working upstairs.

    wtf the one downstairs went off.

    it is like cheech and chong smokey in here.



    i was boiling some pinto beans and black eyed peas i was gonna add to some rice and eat it for breakfast.

    fuckin dozed off.


    fuck! i got all the windows and doors open and its cold and rainy and i'm tired and it stinks...bad

    pan is ruined.




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    Ёпс тудэй, ну и хйуня

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    That sucks...so now your place smells like a burnt fart???


    It's a damn shame what happened to that guy...SMH

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    *Standing Ovation*
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    The nap method not working so well?


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    Who the fuck sleeps when making food anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YungSunny View Post
    Who the fuck sleeps when making food anyways?
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    The nap method not working so well?

    the risks....

    somerttimes you just pass the fuck out.

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    Dude... you almost died last night... can you imagine the headlines this morming?

    "MAN FOUND BURNED TO DEATH BENEATH PILE OF SNOW"
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    Or even worse:

    Man Found Burned To Death in Suspicious "Bean" Fire

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    it still smells like lebron james up in this muhfukka.

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    ya

    sometimes when cooking things like rice i get bored and tired

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post


    pan is ruined.




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    Atleast it wasnt a frying pan with oil in it.

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    at least it wasnt pizza in the oven. wake up to a black disc. the only time that shit ever happened to me was when I was on hard drugs.

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    aare those nelly lyrics based in any kind of interpolation of any kind of historical musical foundation or culture of any kind?


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