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    Default who's your favorite stand-up comic? who's had the best routine ever?

    i dont know, thats why im asking....

    jamie foxx owns

    eddie murphy owns

    those redneck fuckers own.

    there's alot, help me reminisce, I luv stand up comics
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    george carlin most definetly----but he's been way better latley

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    best routine? i dont know but some part of acts that are funny as shit would be...pryor talkin about animals on live at the sunset strip (i think thats it)...eddie murphy talkin about mr t...."hey eddie murphy i heard u were talkin shit about me....no u didnt....maybe i didnt" and the homo police..."whoo whoo" "no siren just a faggot stickin out the sunroof....pull over pull over"....anything carlin, especially when he talks about the shit he hates..."i hate the expression, i hear that" "come here i wanna tell u somethin, your a fuckin asshole, do u hear that?"

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    carlin's cat an dog's homosexual relation ship, lmao!!!

    jamie foxx describes his trip to africa, laughed so hard.

    bill cosby an mr t from eddie murphy's Raw
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    eddie murphy back in the day...
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    Hans Teeuwe.
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    Chris Rock.

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    peter kay

    what a legend

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    I love Eddie Izzard, big fan... But I can't forget Bernie Mac's "milk and coookies..."
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    yo, jim carrey as "fire marshall bill" on In Living Color.....it was a routine/skit

    "lemme tell ya something!!".....hahahaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfMan
    I love Eddie Izzard, big fan... But I can't forget Bernie Mac's "milk and coookies..."
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    eddie murphy raw is classic.

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    Richard Pryor " Live on Sunset Strip "

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    Martin Lawrence on runteldat or witever its called was quite gid. That shit when he was sayin if you got a hook for a penis, u needa fuck like this...*does movement* had me rollin about.

    Eddie Murphy is funny as fuck. Chris Rock about broke white folks was hillarious. Billy Connolly about september 11, sick but bananas. Any yous fuckers know roy chubby brown? Hes the goat. The ODB of comedy, dirty bastard.
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    Martin Lawrence is funny too... Sheneneh

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