Say No To Obese Girls My Friend
Say No To Obese Girls My Friend
Yeah, like I've said plenty of times, if you're hanging around a fat chick, and she doesn't like to give head, lose her quick. It should be mandatory for all fat girls to give head. Cause the only three things that fat girls are good at are:
1. Blow jobs
2. Pushing the baby stroller down town to get her wic check, while the father of the kid is long gone
3. Eating all kinds of disgusting food, of course
ive only been with one fat chick but goddamn right she did not disappoint in the gobbling factor
but see it goes both ways.....fat niggas(like myself) are god like when it comes to eating pussy...which is why women should try us out....at least u wont go hungry.
speaking of which, i'm expecting a fat visitor. about 2 months ago a fatty from my work past came by to watch a movie. then she sent me an email about "next time, i'm going make things interesting". which of course means she's going to suck my dick. but i haven't been able to schedule her in yet with the girlfriend and crazy job and all. sometimes, late at night, i think about her fat face gobbling my man-spew with the vigor a gymnast.
blow jobs are like an out-of-body experience for the fatties. it's a moment when they feel like they are capable of physical exertion, when they may be actually doing something constructive for mankind.
Da Universal Magnetic Bitch Oppressor
"Oppressing bitches individually and in groups since 1976"
do u represent tha wu? gs?
to the fullest my friend...and im still converting all the popcorn rap listeners to the real
Primarily When I look at rating a female for sexual appeal I'm going down a checklist of things.
Face: Its primary importance for many factors. I can judge a girls head giving based on her face. Some girls just look like they'd be at home with a cock in their mouth. The central factor here however, is looking for attractiveness. I mean sure a girl doesn't have to be great looking to bust on her face and leave, but you want an attractive girl regardless.
Overall Build: Factors like height are irrelevant, but breast and ass size are pretty important as are the overall build. Generally an athletic build is important as it ensures a light build but not too skinny. Equestrians tend to be good here if only because i don't think it really hurts their chests capabilities.
Ethnicity: Not Black ...
Then I'd say personality/ Not being an emotional blemish on society.
Then closely followed cooking abilities. Cleaning is nice, but it doesn't taste good.
And to keep it on topic, fat girls as long as they aren't too fat are fine within the constraints of this. Sturdy is my limit. Past sturdy its chubby and that's not really good territory for attractiveness.
HANKERING FOR SOME BEEF CURTAINS
^Can't handle a black chick.
I'd say that 95% of the fat chicks I know are arrogant and coincided. They think that they're the shit and tough, which is NOT cool, especially the black ones. I believe I've already explain this ongoing problem regarding overweight black women in the past.
thats just those dolphins tryna validate their insecurities
Think about it. You'll see this successful overweight black chick with the bummy thug mofo. I see it ALL the time.