Why do you keep knocking at my door?
Do you like the abuse?
Do you want to smell my nutsack?
Do you want me to get really gulley?
this morning the motherfucking JWs were out in the neighborhood. I ignored the ring the 1st time. the second time they rung after 15 mins of goiing to other houses i knew who it was.
i rubbed my dreads into a crazy configuration, poppped in my grill, took off my shirt then went to the door with my "whut thee fuck do u want?" look on my face.
two black ladies introduced themselves as i conspicuously scratched my exposed pubic hair peeking out from my jeans(i freeball).
then she went on and on about hers and my lord and savior Jeezy. (apparently i'm christan. i ain't know that shit) i respnded with my usual "are you done yet?" smirk and slow, heavy nostril breathing
as the "pass him the watchtower magazine" moment approached, i put my hand into my pants and adjusted my balls and gave my dick a couple tugs for good measure while letting out a satisfying grunt.
then reached for the propaganda with that morning balls flavored hand.
"lemme see this shit" as i thumbed thru the pictures of calcuium coated jesuses and moseses and even a white god wiith a white beard and no face sitting on a gold pimp chair ontop of a cloud.
i muttered "what the fuck?" when i saw that.
"why would i want this sht?"
"do i come knock on your door at 2 in the morning with pictures of a chinese Jesus?"
"i'm not interested."
"Interested in what in particular"
i looked directly in her eyes which were struggling to still smile and said "In Jesus." with a deliberately flat cold tone.
yo she prolly would give satan himself the same bug eyed look.
"okay.bye" as they scurried to the street and on to the next house. my neighboors are quasi-5%ers but muslim all the same. good luck with that.
they come about once a month.
i try something new every time. today i was just rude.
- come to the door with just a handtowel on.
- claimed to worship satan
- invited them in, flipped the script and grabbed my metu neter asnd tried to convert them
- invited them in and tried to get them to stay as long as i could by asking long answer questions, constantly asking them to pray with me, and reading long passages out of the bible.
- mixed up all kind of religious shit then spit it like it was fact"well when jesus came down the tower of babel with the 12 commandments...blah blah"
nextime i might come to the door with my tech9 in hand next time then slide it into my waistband and let them spew their nonsense while i attentively listen.
SO DO THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT WHERE YOU STAY?