George Costanza used to date Shirley Hemphill:
Please just humor me, why do B, O, and MO wanna be white?
he said that cuz it will make him feel 'blacker' by questioning the 'blackness' of other black people, particularly rich powerful ones.
Look eye, always look eye.
AN OLD “FRIEND”
Robin Givens came in to promote her new book, “Grace Will Lead Me Home”. Givens made an orgasmic sound when she heard Howard was engaged to Beth. Givens asked if she could get together with Howard and Beth, as she's no competition for a blond model. Howard didn't seem to like the idea though. Givens revealed that she had the best date with Howard when they went out to go see “Gladiator”. Howard said they had a good time, and asked what happened. Givens jokingly replied that Howard woke up and realized she wasn't blond.
Artie said Givens was one of the only reasons to watch “Boomerang”. Howard noted that Eddie Murphy and Givens actually dated in the past, adding that Eddie took her virginity. Givens said she couldn't talk about that because she was promoting a book. Givens then revealed that Oprah was the one who contacted a publisher for her book.
Howard said that, earlier, Robin Quivers was speculating that Givens was a little weird for having dated Mike Tyson. Givens said she was talking with Larry King, and he had wanted to know why she dated Tyson as well. Howard said he used to have a lot of feelings for Givens, and said that he also questioned her about dating Tyson. Givens claimed this never happened, and said it was hard for her to be friends with Howard. Howard agreed that it was hard, and Givens pointed out that she was sweating.
Givens said that after Howard met Beth, he told Givens that “he'd never be able to live with himself if he didn't tell her that he met someone”. Robin asked if there was ever any discussion of where their relationship should go. Givens said she came over to Howard's one day for lunch, and Howard broke the news about Beth to her. Givens claimed she could never keep up with Howard because Howard would want to go running or something random, and she would be busy with (or have to get a sitter for) her kids.
A DOUBLE DATE FOR HOWARD?
Howard said Givens was one of the most fun people to go out on a date with. Givens remarked that they never talk anymore, and pointed out that Howard had no idea that she had a book coming out. Howard said he hoped Givens knew that he adored her, but it was too awkward for him to sit down to dinner with both her and Beth. Howard added that if Beth was calling an old boyfriend all the time, he'd be upset. Robin said that wasn't true, because Howard went to Beth's old boyfriend's play and allowed her to contact him.
When Howard asked Givens if she was in love with him, she wouldn't answer. Givens asked Howard the same thing, and he wouldn't answer either. Howard asked Givens what kind of panties she was wearing, and she said pink lace. Howard then revealed that he knew Givens wore thongs, and also that she loved pork rinds. Givens demanded to talk to Beth, and left a message inviting her. Givens asked if Howard's daughters liked Beth in the beginning, and said that Howard had once told her that his daughters didn't like a woman he was dating, adding, “It must have been another blond.”
Ralph called to say Howard loves “broken chicks”, but said that, other than Beth, Givens was the hottest chick Howard ever dated. Givens said that she once got angry with Ralph after he commented on her ass, and wished Howard had punched him. Howard said he'd kicked Ralph out of the apartment, and noted that, since he started dating Beth, he no longer hangs out with Ralph much either. Givens asked Ralph if Howard should call her from time to time, and Ralph answered that it was just like Howard not to call the women he used to date.
Howard read an excerpt from Givens' book about Mike Tyson. Howard said that Tyson has claimed that Givens' family doesn't like black people. Givens thought that was ridiculous, and also denied that she got $14 million in their divorce settlement. Benjy asked how Givens and Howard began being “friends”, and Howard replied that they met on the show but doesn't remember how it happened from there. Gary came in to say Givens' publicist was nervous, claiming that Givens had to go.
Anyway i think Givens is hotter than that Beth chick...
I dont kno y everyone thinks beth is all that
Look eye, always look eye.
she's a butter face...
and she's from pittsburgh
i dont get the ongoing fascination with blonde chicks. Im not saying there aren't hot blondes out there, but they get overrated cuz of that shit.
Gimme Robin Givens all day.
howards Jew ass just wants to be accepted.
Look eye, always look eye.
Yeah Robin Givens is better looking than the girl Howard is with now. Robin just seems like a golddigger to me because why on earth would she date Howard and marry Mike Tyson? Both of these guys are weird. I bet if they didn't have a lot of money, she wouldn't have given them the time of day. I know what most black women are about because i've dated several of them so i know their game. I don't think all black women are bad even though i used to think that LOL. I have had a couple of black women that treated me good and didn't try to use me but those type of women are very hard to find.
The powers of prof. zooruka and CharlesJones combined.